Ask a primordial god of chaos anything? But be warned all prophecies are FINAL!

tell me

Wasting your time boyos

Are my pull and push days optimal for gains right now?

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Is it my pull day that's wrong?

Should I keep squatting even though I get some knee pain etc currently?

Will I overcome social anxiety?

will this guy blow his knees out if he keeps squatting?

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Ideally you should stop training legs completely and only focus on your upper body, maybe add in some skip rope if you need the cardio

Should I do it, not for rewards, but for the fuck of it?

Dear Kek,
Will I have a sixpack this summer?

Am I going to have a good week?

will i pass all my tests next week?

DELET

will I get the gains I expect this year?

Am I going to have a GREAT week?

Hail Eris, amirite?

Will I die alone

Now?

You know

Will I get up at 5 am tomorrow

will I make it before june?

Rollin trollin

Will I get Jen back?

Now?

Will I attain the body I so desire?

Is she happy?

Asking again you cunt

Will OP get banned for posting a roll thread and does KEK lie?

Oh shit

Am i going to make it this year?

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Will I start to get fit?

Will I look great this summer to girls?

Should I start deadlifting again?

Will I ever meet her?

She wants to hang out with me right?

will my 3d printer i am working on instead of lifting get me some pussy?

thanks kek

Will i make it kek?

Will I achieve a qt Asian gf?

Will I snag oneitis?

Will she ever love me so I can add her mind body and soul to my collection?

Fuck off then faggot god

Will I at least own her sexually again?

Will I start to get fit?

Fuck, we'll see about that kek. That bit

Will Lauren be my valentine date

am i attractive?

Is SS a meme?

Will I get a gf

Will I find true love and peace when I will marry my ladyboy gf so she can stay with me forever?

Will my summer attempts be succesful?

Are traps gay?

Thanks primordial entity, I even convert to Buddhism for you and her!

Yeah I want to know tho.

Is my body the only thing that is attractive that i have

I REALLY WANNA KNOW THO

Will I make it into the Marines and have crazy ass stories to tell as an old man

have i already made it?

should i propose to her?

Alright, fuck it.

If i re enlist will she stay?

if i get out will it work out?

Is my face attractive

WILL WE END UP TOGETHER

Damned if i do, damned if i don't

Looks like i'm fucked!!

Should i keep it with her?

Fuck reroll

will I always be an autist

C'mon toad pls

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so it is my personality that is attractive ?

Are feminists human?

Will everyone in this thread make it.

WILL I MAKE IT ?

Does she think about me the way I do? Will we have a future together?

Will I make it??/

thank you for your honesty, truth has been spoken!

Does the other girl think about me, as I am believe?

Will my wife be asian?

Will I find a real job in the next month?

Will I find a girl and will we both make it?

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Summon my phantom anytime breh

Will i lose the rest of the weight by summer?

Will I get a qt gf this year?

Fug

reroll

Will I start to get fit?