What's the best pickup line for a chick you've never talked to...

what's the best pickup line for a chick you've never talked to? She attends one of my classes and I see her at the uni gym occasionally

best pickup line is no pickup line

Archaeologist joke, then drop your pants. Works every time.

just talk to her

Be up front say, "Hey I know this sounds crazy, but I saw you class today and I just had to talk to you."

This desu. You should really Never use a universal "pick up line" If you not at the bar right before closing time.

>Asking dating advice on Fit.
Fool.

I actually got a date by jokingly saying "Hey baby I'm starting a socialist revolution in my pants, you want in?"
Keep in mind this was years ago and in Berkeley but lefty chicks are really easy if you say retarded lefty things. Also college chicks are easy.

fpbp even though I'm a fucking loser myself. Whatever I can give advice fuck you

1. Get a box of limes.
2. Locate qt.
3. Drop the box but don't make it obviously on purpose
4. Frantically but the limes in the box but knock it over or somethin.
5. She ought to be helping by this point.
6. "Accidentaly" go for the same lime as her, incidentaly grabbing her hand.
7. Say "I'm sorry, I'm really bad at pickup limes."

flex a cep and say
>are you working out?

>Hi I'm user and I'm not gay

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I used to drop my pen by "accident" in college and hope it would fall closer to them to me, so they would pick it up and I could thank for helping and just break the ice like that.

Probably not the most blunt way, but if you are shit with women like me, it's a whole lot easier than just talking to them randomly.

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I approached my fiancee by telling her she was gorgeous and I needed to introduce myself to her. We talked for a bit, I got her number, called later that night and we went out the next day for coffee.

Don't got for theatrics or bullshit. Tell her you're interested in her and want to get to know her.

Do you work for UPS?
Because I saw you checking out my package

>mfw this works

>picking up thots
>"Sup babe? I got some Italian in me... You want some Italian in you?"

>intimate alone with cutie
>some, variant of "come on , take off your shirt, I wanna see how angels hide their wings"

the golden days of this board really are over. So many newfags here they don't even know classics like "the dragon" or "the jelly"

Do you work at UPS?
Because I'm here to pick up some box.

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kekd hard

>plz respond
every time

is this the water jug guy? dude get your ass to hollywood!

>hey, how’s your day going?

"lines" are a meme.

"You like to fuck?"

Our first entry for the comic this year???? Pick up limes guy

why the FUCK don't girls ever approach guys?

Are you into fitness? Then how about fitness dick in your ass?

because they don't have to.

they do if you're hot, just never in a direct way; they'll ask you a random question or comment on something, but it's up to you to translate that into something direct

>why the FUCK can't grills do lmao 2pl8 in a year

they do sometimes, I've had it happen to me (but they were ugly as shit and drunk as fuck desu)

>I used to drop my pen by "accident" in college and hope it would fall closer to them to me

are you a grill? grills kept dropping pens around me in college. it doesn't really make sense for a man to do it imo, the whole point of the move is to end up in that classic "chivalrous" situation where a man helps a woman out, the woman says thanks and the ice is broken. it doesn't feel right the other way around. I wouldn't want a woman to pick things up for me. not one I'm attracted to, any way.

Ayy bebe lemme clap dem cheeks

Only works if you're Chad.

We all must become Chad.

How 'hot' do you have to be?
I'm fairly tall and attractive (other's words, not mine) and I never get girls coming to me with random questions and comments.

This happens a lot to me. I ended up dating one for 4 years after I caught her taking pictures of me at the gym.

Another time I was approached by a solid qt at a bar in Denver on St. Patrick's Day.

"are you in my (whatever class she has with you)?"
"did you understand (subject talked about today) because it seemed like he threw so much information at us today haha"

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The closest thing I've seen to a universal pickup line is "I've seen you around campus, I think you're very attractive, would you like to go on a date [insert date]"?
That one's been proven to have a ~50% success for a man of average looks