You are truly rich if you have something money can't buy

pussy, yes
solid gf, nah

a deep understanding of slave mentality

I'm 6ft4, white with a chunky dick and chiselled face.

a Ferrari 458 Italia

Make me into a cute loli

Being manlet

Anglo heritage

Need return the salvery
Lets build human cloning plant

Solid gf = increasingly infrequent pussy, increasingly frequent whining.
Gf is just a meme term for low-quality pussy

>something money can't buy.

this
hurts to say but this is true

suffering and a lot of pain

I own a bunch of rare pepes.

i bet i can guess your relationship status

It's your own fault for not staying in shape and not fucking her brains out.
Girls want to be taken like meat. They want to lose themselves in the pleasure. If you can't provide that, well, they lose interest in sex.

Which causes the increasingly more frequent whining

this. you gotta fuck like its your last day on Earth and if she doesn't come a swarm of hornets will fly in and sting you to death.

its like oil changes for your car, can't skip that for long

The ability to play a musical instrument I s wonderful. Each time you play you gain more skill and no one can ever take it from you. It's my backup in case I'm on the street someday I'll always have my fiddle. Maybe that day you'll toss me a satoshi