How much do I need to lift in order to get a cute girl like this?

>Being underage like her and going to the same classes would help.......
Slavs have A class. You don't get to choose shit, you're stuck with the same people for all of primary/middle/high school.

Also dating within a class is usually frowned upon, due to being stuck with your ex for a few years.

I'm 6'3", white as a motherfucker with the rythym of a 6'3" white motherfucker.

I thought I was the worlds worst dancer. Thanks for proving me wrong

Lol ok level 1

>8 STR
>6 CHA

You'd have a -1 penalty to your STR modifier and -2 to your CHA modifier. Which is not enough to score any qts. Pretty accurate for most of Veeky Forums though.

Is she having a fit? How come no one is calling 911?

I don't know how you find that girl so cute. She is obnoxious and annoying as fuck.

Please check in with the Newbie Guide, he is usually standing in the centre of The Gym, he will give you starting tips on how to progress.

All you would need to lift is the flux capacitor to place in your time machine so you can go back and make sure your ma fucks a tall handsome guy so you aren't born as the manlet with a busted face that you are today.

>She is obnoxious and annoying as fuck

>having fun
>obnoxious and annoying

wizard perma virgin

thats a tranny

Talk to her?

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You need to have the personality to match her, and since you browse this website i'm assuming you don't have that

>he doesn't know there are levels
>probably low tier scum

No lifting needed whatsoever. Just don't be fat and be charismatic and caring.

>lanky and obnoxious
>cute
Pick one

I think he was talking about modifiers, which would mean that you’ve got at least a 26 STR and 22 CHA. So the god emperor of mankind as a teen.

fuck off, newfag

>be charismatic
Not an option. Can i replace charisma and any other form of social skill with something else?

youtube.com/watch?v=VWAw2fUvKmU

she is a cute, therefore not the worst dancer
you still reign

instagram.com/apollinaria_zas/

is this her?

Fucking New Years resolutioners

0, just be one of the cool guys in your class

You can practice charisma

She is literally retarded.NO,her being hot doesn't make this sexy.fuck this thot

1 bottle of vodka

i-is that stalin and lenin on the wall behind her ?

Correct answer. If you're zany and random and can make her laugh on command she's yours. Have fun being slowly annoyed to death.

You need to be level 2 to post on Veeky Forums bro

neither

Yes, I got her to take off her shoes and socks when she went live on Instagram Story once. Disappointed in her feet.

but height genes are (supposedly) inherited from your mother's side

>babies first post.

>If your mom has a huge dick, so will you.

You should check out the "why do horses have muscles eating grass" thread, it's basically made for people like you.

I feel angry looking at this cunt

apparently this type of guy

instagram.com/p/BXBOcL9lZLa/?taken-by=apollinaria_zas

here's a more complete video

youtube.com/watch?v=SXlMHxRYd7Q

She's doing the dance from this 90s song
youtube.com/watch?v=RR-iFCwNuZM

>instagram.com/apollinaria_zas/
It's obviously not the same girl... looks nothing like her

those are bodybuilding jeans, can't wear regular skinny jeans of they typical russian twink because his legs are too monstrous

at the end of the instagram, she has a partial clip of the dance vid

Uh, no? Not similar at all.

Could just be because she thought it was funny? You can see from the face it's not the same girl. Completely different facial features and hair.
Yes it is, as close as a human can amulate those weirdass moves from the cartoon music video anyway.
And it's what she's dancing to anyway in the original video.

Height is from a ton of different genetics mixed from both parents

>numale smile
Buy her a switch?

what hardbass song is she dancing to tho

1 autism clean and jerk, but then you let it go once it reaches the top

None sadly

youtube.com/watch?v=VWAw2fUvKmU

I want to fuck her

she's like 6'1 tho, manlets stay out

Be Russian Chad.

t. hopeless russian manlet 5'9''

I gotta agree. That’s just annoying. The kind of “whackyness” that boring faggots think is having fun.

t. low test soyboy

>Acts like an idiot
>Bad hair
>No effort on makeup
>Is clearly 15
To get her you need to be a 16-18 year old with a car, a job, and wear a lot of black.

Just whip out your 8+ inch dick

What's Russian chad like?
Does he have the sickest tracksuit?

Yeah
All chicks in the gym get wet immediately when you appear in the tracksuit.

is Vlad the Russian Chad?

...

You probably need at LEAST 3 gym badges

1 plate

Whatever, same shit.

bronze 5 detected

>he didn't finish the tutorial

Damn she looks exactly like this qt3.14 teenage girl I sat next to on the plane. She was clearly into me and I did some light flirting but her father was right behind us and wasn't too pleased and changed seats with her. Feels fucking bad man. She could've become my dream gf.

GOPNIK....

probably drunk on vodka or high on crocodile already....

man, I thought I was new, just finished the king of manlets boss fight, shit was hard as fuck, kept throwing plates at me and hiding in the pit where he gets his buff from the other manlets. Where you guys at?

Underrated post

>t. level denialist
Tough break kid.

I have those exact same portraits hanging at my class

3/4/5/6 and have to be able to close a 400 lb resistance gripper.