People you hate in the gym

>be in college gym
>see 25% bf 19 year old engineering dweeb
>walks around like he's the shit (literally swings his arms and puffs out his chest)
>gym time exclusively consists of flexing in the mirror and arm exercises
>sometimes brings twink-ass gender-fluid gf
>make out everywhere all over gym floor
>wears cringey MAGA tanks that say shit like "Obama can't take away these guns"

Took a video today of this shit. It was nauseating

I can't tell either one's gender

haha not a brainlet Trump worshiper but I'd buy that tank top

fuck me i hate dyels who wear tank tops
u fuckn faggots

THE VIRGIN CHAD

Throw a pl8 at it

kek

But pretty much everybody wears sleeveless tops in the gym, user.
It's kinda like the uniform.

you sound jelly m8

id fuck the left one

Until you see the webm. I have never heard such a whiney op be promptly redeemed with actual proof.
I don't think op is jealous. I hope he isn't.

>not wearing tighter long sleeve shirts so your muscles bulge through when lifting

Sounds hilarious, take more videos

OP is jelly as fuck

>sometimes brings twink-ass gender-fluid gf
>make out everywhere all over gym floor
What the fuck is this shit. It's bad enough that they are ruining popular culture, now they are coming for our gyms as well?

>wears cringey MAGA tanks
butthurt beaner detected

that guy in the mirror
always catch him looking at me

>complaining about people and not focus on lifting

why can't you be more assertive? just say "you're fat and your girlfriend is ugly...get the fuck outta here"

seriously, just do it. the one thing i regret about college is not being more YOLO about everything.

Eternally, this.
I don't even look at the other corpses in the fucking gym.

I'd fuck xir if I could

I THINK HE IS COMPLIMENTING HIS HEAVY LIFTS WITH A MAKE OUT SESSION + ASS GRAB
NOT SEXUAL AT ALL UNLESS YOU SEE IT AS SUCH

Chad as fuck, even if disgusting and austistic as hell

are there no thots for you to stare at?

What kind of ass grab is that?
He makes out with whatever gender that is likes its his first gf

>looks at webm
OP is a stick figure lefty faggot

>the virgin public asspat
>the chad two handed squeeze-lift

woah, this guy is fuckin badass

Xe has a cute butt tho.

>be OP and part of the swole left
>working on thigh abductor machine
>soy breasts hurt from rapid growth
>$15.95 che guevara t-shirt soaked with estrogen-laden sweat
>Indigo Girls music screeching in headphones
>look up, see MAGA tshirt wearing white male in white hetero relationship
>TRIGGERED.pic
>TRIGGERED_BAD.png
>3 more reps to destroy the patriarchy!

>People you hate in the gym

Thots with yoga pants.

this

i would fuck her boipucci

how are you gonna defend some dyel faggot making out with his bitch in the middle of the gym. cringey af

none of the other stuff OP said really matters though

>be fitness enthusiast
>have severe knee and leg pain from years of hard work
>can only work out arms nowadays
>feelsbadman.jpg
>have fucked up teeth that always hurt after years of fighting
>sometimes pain becomes too bad, have to numb with shots
>embarrassing to do in public
>gf comes up with way to inject using her mouth without anyone knowing any better
>not that bad but desu but there’s his one fat special needs that’s always snickering at me between his 5lb squat sets and pizza breaks
>today he escaped his handler and I sweat I saw him filming me
Look I’m all in support of accepting people the way they are but I honestly see no point in letting retards live. They are just a waste of resources and a general nuisance

This is just unnecessary. I gym with my girlfriend all the time, but we're too busy being sweaty & funky for any PDA.

Home gym here.

My German Shepherd. He always wants to play in between sets, which can be quite distracting.

I bet you post "leg day" memes on Facebook along with attention whore """""progress"""" pics.

Theres this black guy who comes to my gym with massive fuck off speakers and blasts music and dances on the mat infront of the mirror where girls usually exercise which really pisses me off because the gyms music still plays so in my ear is two different shitty songs simultaneously

I hated people like this at first and then, as my contempt for public gyms grew, I became one.
Except for being black.

gross

your gym looks like teeny bopper central anyways user get a membership at a real weight room or you'll run into retards. best advice i can give you.

OP here, idc about Trump or politics at all, but you should be ashamed if you let this fatty soyboy faggot represent your 'god emperor'. Dude is an embarassment

I would but this gym has pretty much everything and is included in our tuition so I'm using it for now.

That’s the cringiest thing I’ve ever seen in a gym

If only there was a way to play music that you like so only you could hear it......

>not wearing a hoodie and high quality Italian track pants to the gym
Not gonna make it

Revolting. Wish I could get the chance to punch his chinless face.

kek

Thank god its forbidden at my gym to wear thid shit.
You fucking cunts!

Every now and then sombody will be fucking in the broom closet
Its only really annoying when they’re loud about it and l get told or when they crush the damn filing cabinet

>Doesn't lift
>Thinks he lifts
>twink gf/bf
>MAGA shirt

Is he, /ourguy/ ?

This.
MAKE the gains in the gym. LOOK at the gains anywhere else. Hoodie is pure focus. Faggots in sleeveless, stringer shit are, ubiquitously, children, mentally anyway.

What's wrong with Indigo Girls?

>That "quick" butt grab
Not smooth at all.

>be me
>first time on the gym
>trying Starting Strength
>i ask for the technique of proper deadlifting to this "professional trainer"
>she
>"but try my program"
>bicep curl, all machines, no lifting
>"you should start working on the machines first!"
>"but c-compound movements and wanna-lift"
>show him starting strength novice routine
>"go do it on the smith machine"
>...

How the fuck im supposed to learn how to lift if i got an assisting machine. Hello?

PD: fuck that "professional trainer"

Did I trigger you?

too many to list all of them, here's a few

woofman
>face looks exactly like piano man, but weighs like 70 kg
>sneaks up on people, woofs really loudly next to them while they're lifting, scares the shit out of you
>never actually seen him lift

dudebro faggot cunt
>daily routine consists of the following:
>bench 2pl8 for a single, get stuck a third of the way through, buddy has to bail him out
>load up another pl8
>"""bench""" it (his friend is actually rowing 1 half of it)
>do a few sets of 1pl8 for reps
>his friend is decently big but I've never seen him lift

thieving roastie
>any time i get away from the start rack to drink some water or piss or whatever, this cunt goes up to my rack and starts unloading plates
>I tell her I'm still using it (my bag full of stuff is usually to the rack too)
>then she stares at me for a few seconds and leaves
>sometimes she's done this multiple times in under an hour

dyel moron
>teenage kid
>meanmugging everyone all the time
>thinks he's hot shit because he can """bench""" 80 kg in a smith machine

fat nigger
>ugly fat nigger girl
>like really fat
>(this is notable because where I live there's almost no niggers and almost no fatties)
>blares her shitty music on her phone, dances and sings along
>once asked her to turn it off, she literally said something along the lines of "ur jelly u can't have this fine piece of ass"

retard PT
>PT at my gym
>dyel as fuck
>literally too weak to squat 2pl8
>constantly spouts broscience, even if you didn't ask him for advice

>woofman
>face looks exactly like piano man, but weighs like 70 kg
>sneaks up on people, woofs really loudly next to them while they're lifting, scares the shit out of you
>never actually seen him lift
What the fug

the first few times he did it to me I was legitimately scared for a second, there was nobody else in the gym so I hadn't seen him do it to anyone else

The ancient Romans would exercise with massive throbbing boners; for them there was no better testosterone boost.

>that circuit trainer who takes up 4 different places and doesn't let you work in

I've started unloading their weight and using it for myself and not one of them has stopped me yet.

>tfw you've gone to LA Shitness so long and have become so jaded that you simply tell circuit trainers "fuck off" when you take something they aren't using but is "in their circuit"
Feels really really good desu.

>women in roastie attire
>fat people
>curlbros
>crossfit faggots
>women who walk around with their equally clueless friend wasting their time
>dyels that arent putting in effort

What the fuck is even the point? Is it more Crossfit-lite rearing its ugly head?

Circuit trainers need to fuck the hell off and go catabolic like they deserve. Let your body rest and cruise Instagram for a couple minutes between sets like the rest of us.

>the old chubby guy that used to be huge until something depressing happened
I genuinely feel bad for all of them, I'm extremely sympathetic

That guy who is doing clean and jerk 12,5kg/side and let the bar drop at highest point...
I literally get ear issues soon.

Just complete fucking morons who think they can just show up at the gym and just make up their own routine cuz "LMAO, IT'S JUST METAL, LOL, HOW COMPLICATED CAN WORKING OUT BE??? MEAT HEADS ARE SO DUM, I'LL JUST FIGURE OUT A ROUTINE RIGHT HERE AND NOW XDDDD"

Firstly, you pay PTs for their routine. Showing them one is a slap in the face.
Secondly, ask them "can you please teach me how to deadlift." If they say no or deviate, move on and find another

>go to gym around 6
>usually stay til about 8:30 depending upon what I'm working that day and if I do core
>this fat beaner walks in around 8:00 three nights a week
>takes 3 barbells, loads them up with different weight
>will alternate between deadlifts, OHPs, and rows each with a different barbell

I refuse to believe this

which part?

Of course OP is jealous.
You can tell he is.OP is a punk too

You are going to jail for recording people in the gym. Enjoy prison you lefty piece of shit.
You will be raped over and over again.

you mean love?

probably woofman

So basically they are all people who lurk on Veeky Forums

Sometimes I wish police didn't interfere much with beatings etc.

When you pay the gym membership the trainer is free. Anyways, should i stay the fuck out of smith machine?

Thanks user

underrated post

underrated

Anyone with shitload of tattoos
Anyone being with a girl I would smash
Retarded group of DYEL teenagers
I like everyone else

you sound jelly

>>any time i get away from the start rack to drink some water or piss or whatever, this cunt goes up to my rack and starts unloading plates
>>I tell her I'm still using it (my bag full of stuff is usually to the rack too)
>>then she stares at me for a few seconds and leaves
>>sometimes she's done this multiple times in under an hour

>He makes out with whatever gender that is likes its his first gf
i thought that was implied by all the information from OPs jealous beta rage, stealing the only girl in comp sci
THE VIRGIN CHAD

LMAO

when you're trying to walk to the water fountain and someone is walking there right in front of you and he's taking his sweet ass time (and you can't walk around him either)

but i want to get lean, not bulky

who is this lil joo?

Two Americans that go to my gym really fucking piss me off

American One:

>tall, but fat, powerlifter
>wears a beanie everywhere
>wears fucking compression tights, then knee sleeves, then shorts over that
>wears two fucking t-shirts, one short sleeve over one long sleeve
>is decently strong, benches 2pl8 for reps
>fucking sings along to his shite heavy metal and does weird fucking air guitar movements in-between sets
>gets angry at people who lift for aesthetics
>can hear him talking shit about guys doing high-rep squats
>never actually hits below parallel on his squat
>has tiny legs compared to a fat upper body
>fucking screams after sets and asks people around him if 'they've just seen that, dude!'

American Two:

>manlet
>looks like a fatter, more obnoxious alpha destiny
>absolutely disastrous pizza face
>amount of oil on his face could supply Greek hairdressers for a year
>is a lower bf than American One but still fat
>is again, decently strong
>every rep of every exercise he does is accompanied by loud autistic screaming
>not even grunting or any words, just flat out autistic screaming
>is friends with American Two and will always go over after a lift and wank him off
>shouts 'FUCK YEAH' after benching more than 2pl8
>threatens tall men by standing nose-to-nipple with them if they ever laugh at him
>again, listens to absolute shite heavy metal

What the fuck is wrong you Americans why are you so fucking weird? Your women are alright, but your men are fucking strange.

he looks like someone who would inspire looney toons/tex avery cartoons back in the day

Why is Köksal Baba always so angry?

my sides

THE CHAD ENGINEER
THE VIRGIN OP

No that dude's so gross. Peep weak chin at the end.

There are those people that got NO respect or attention in HIgh School and went to college and are just like reveling in have 10 friends (also all a bunch of former losers) and a relationship. Like "we're our on people and we can be anyone we want here!"

You get a lot of this in engineering/cs schools and also the arts (drama nerds are notorious for it). Smarmy attitudes with no basis in reality.

lmao did you see the way he touches her ass and hair at the same time? It's all for effect/attention. THey coordinated their outfits too it's the height of sperginess op is in the right.

Op if you're still here cap these ppl for me I can't stand this shit.

>not blasting Monolord on heavy sets.
What a chump.

objectively, why is it wrong for people who haven't had friends in high school to be happy when they find friends in college, even if they are what you would call losers? you seem bitter

There's a time a place for everything.

>Took a video today of this shit.

While I'm sure the very presence of someone like that would annoy me as well, and maybe even "trigger" me since the gym is almost a spiritual place for me, you're a dick for taking a video of the guy. I also think that you should figure out why you let yourself get so upset as to record a video and then complain about it on an Eastern Timorese poetry forum.

disgusting