Be me squatting

>be me squatting
>halfway through last set
>someone trips over the cord >unplugs my rack
Mfw

>his gym doesn't have uninterrupted power supply backups
How poor are you?

Unplugs? Wat?

I think he means he had an electric (vibrating) squat plug. Usually you don't use them while the cord is in, unless its low on batteries.

>not fully charging before use
You deserve it

>Forgot to bring change for the plate dispenser again

>forgot to drink my medicine ball today
>came down with keto flu

...

>he doesn’t use his gym’s electric squatting contraption
Never gonna make it

>Forgot to bring barbell grease
>Everyone laughs as my plates rattle during diddlylifts
I’m too embarrassed to go back

>gym pot wash got the day off sick
>had to squat with dirty plates
This is the 5th time this month I wish they'd just fire him

>incline bench
>do it anyway

>gym lemur stole my tip money
>qt receptionist rips up my plate coupons
>have to squat the bar while everyone laughs

Wait a minute.....

>getting set up for bench
>gym mechanics never replaced timing chain
>bench pulleys skip a tooth
>barbell crashes in to rack piston
>nearly die because of it
>plates now have bent valve stems

>Exercise bike runs out of gas
How the hell am I supposed to get home?

>mid-row
>someone drains the lake

Fucking stranded

>cardio bunnies and gym thots have been slacking off on the exercise bikes more often recently
>gym main power grid is having more frequent blackouts because of a lack of power because of this
>I have already had my squat rack shut off when i was mid squat
>the electrical lock on the manlet cage is becoming weaker and I have heard talk of revolution among them
I need to find a new gym

>sign up for equinox
>shit costs 250 a month, but hey, free PT, right?
>I try to ask the receptionist what PTs they have at my usual hours to set up a regular appointment
>she's just looking down and ignoring me
>she refuses to give me any attention, just playing around on her phone
>finally break open my wallet and drop her ANOTHER 40 bucks into the tip jar
>she looks up and smiles courteously
>"of course, let me just look that up for you, sir :)"

why even have a tip jar if it's not optional?

>his gym doesn't have wireless racks yet

>Line up for Dumbbell Flys
>Some asshole is standing in the runway
Fucking morons

>Get ready for preacher curls
>Douchdick McVapefedora is standing in front of me spouting shit about imaginary Gods

>electronic
Call me old fashioned, but I prefer a mechanical squat rack. Sure, you have to oil it up every now and again, and replace the hydraulic fluid twice a year, but you really can't beat lifting with a hydraulic rack

>tried to squat in the ultra high vacuum chamber to avoid air resistance from factoring into my lifts
>squat o-ring pops off and whole thing implodes
>try to do cleans on the hot plate platforms
>retard gym intern left the stir mode on
>barbells are spinning at 2000rpm

>he cant do vertical dumbell flys yet
>he still needs a runway

COME ON SON

this is the first time that every single post in one of these threads made me laugh

>the dead lift is still alive

>gym necromancer brought them back

>the gym necromancer will never brin zyzz back

...

>go to the gym yesterday
>forgot Jan 22 is Squat Day, a national holiday in El Salvador
>gym was closed

>receptionist sees me frustrated with the tip jar
>tells me about a secret promotion for it
>pay $50 and I can go without two (2) $20 tips of my choosing
>snatch that shit up real quick
>I'm no dummy
>thank her for the info
>leave $30 tip
>turn around and look at the entire gym staring in awe
>they dont know how much I'm saving

>gym receptionist giggles every time I sign in
anyone else here an archlet?

>receptionist forgot the software update on the bench press
>Now have outdated gains
Feels bad man

Lol when will they learn

Kek

>halfway through bench press
>free trail expires

What do you think is tdee is?