Why do you automatically assume you deserve an hourglass figured...

>NewsFlash: if you dont bring anything to the table aesthetically speaking

This is how I know you are a virgin. Girls fuck guys who are social and have enough money to go out. That's it.

Muscles only impress other guys.

sure, your average scrut will fuck a social guy. I know so many 9/10 and 10/10 SMOKESHOWS who would not even consider fucking a guy who isnt a 6'3 ripped chad. The only other option would be if they are SUPER rich....aka ive seen average looking guys with yachts in south florida fuck some hot bitches.

>Why do you automatically assume you deserve
where are you getting this shit from?

who is this semen demon

tfw OP is correct. When I was a virgin I met this chick in eastern europe and we long-distance dated for a while. She was fucking 8/10 without any makeup, had C cups (D on her period) and an amazing ass.

I was a socially-deprivation fucking loser with a serious anxiety problem which stemmed into a whole array of issues, like overthinking, borderline personality and ocd over checking his shit. After spending a while living together, we were an amazing couple and I gained so much confidence and social status. I was a proud man.

I pretty much made her break up with me because I said she could NOT go near a cigarette. Meanwhile, I was jabbing Test in my ass because I seriously thought my body wasn't worth of her. She loved me but her dad thought I was an idiot (he legitimately searched my bedroom when I invited their family over for a roast dinner.

Fuck. You know, after she broke up with me a week after Valentine's, my heart stopped. I couldn't even go to uni because I kept hyperventilating in public, so I dropped out.

I bought more steroids because they made me feel better after the break-up, and I began to take bodybuilding really seriously. I felt so alpha, but deep inside told myself the cycle will never end..

..well, pic related.This is after I lost about 75% of my muscle mass within a single week. I went from 86kg to 68kg.
I was thankful to be alive, but I ended up attempting suicide twice within 2 months after.

Been a good year and a half since then, but it makes me think - If I wasn't bullied to oblivion, I doubt I'd have had any of these issues.
My dick still doesn't work

p.s. she's now with a chad. i still miss her

>roiding to be 86kg

Nigger you fucked up.

Glad you're alive but your problems are inside your head, there is nothing particularly destructive about low dose steroid usage.

I mean jesus dude, at least go on TRT if your dick doesn't work.

For those who don't take steroids and brainlets, what exactly happened to you to cause such injury?

im 5'9 (175cm). that was pretty heavy for me. I generally keep on the lean side

I've sorted out the majority of shit from my head. Did shrooms which revolutionised the way I see shit. I started seeing myself from other people's perspective. The only problem is that I still feel anxious. When I go out, I legit get a lot of female attention now. The problem is that I'm so isolated because I practically have 0 friends other than my best mate who is very narcissistic, our group who are always at work.
I'm actually studying Psychology now because I found that (as ironic as it sounds), I've got really got at it. I only started so that I could learn more about myself.

I'm not sure how I'd phase up to another girl. I mean I don't mind meeting shit at clubs because my confidence goes through the roof for the next 2 weeks, but I can't go alone...

I've had my test levels tested 3 times since coming off. My T levels are back up to normal (thankfully). It was the deca that killed my dick. I still get super horny, but deca dick means I just can't get hard any more.
Only the plus side, the NHS give me viagra for free.

I learnt a LOT when I was with my ex, but it only really sank in after we broke up. I'm no longer an alt-right natsoc deus-vult Christian. I'm actually pretty much a progressive libertarian now.. which is a huge shift.

I had peritonitis from my appendix exploding. The gear I was buying was made by a friend of a friend, so it wasn't pharma. It could've been a number of things. I chugged 2 cheap store-shelf protein shakes before getting on the plane. Then felt weird bowel movements - wanted to try fart but nothing came out.

Went to the gym next day fine. Day later shit hits the fan and it just full on fucking explodes. Hurt like fuck.

It COULD've also been caused by the fact that I frontloaded (jabbed a large amount) of Test and Deca prior to the flight, as I thought it would wake me long to find stuff abroad (turns out you can get test at the local pharmacy there)

anyway lads. its been a pleasure. ill answer anything if I see it later on. Off to bed so dem bonus myonuclei get into action to gain muh mucle back.

your appendix exploded because your appendix exploded

this had nothing to do with steroids or anything else other than your appendix exploding

you don't just logically connect together events that have no logical connection user

>woman
Faggot

Interesting. My appendix burst out of the blue when I was a kid. Nothing leading up to it, but suddenly instant searing pain. Easily the most painful experience of my life, and that's without an infection afterwards.

I don't have anything insightful or clever to add, but if it means anything, I wish you the best in your recovery and I'm glad you're still around to shitpost with the rest of us here. You'll make it.

I have skin like aardvark and suicide depression

She puts no effort into her appearanfe though. She probably drinks shitty smoothies and dines at chipotle, then does retarded 30 minute circuits whenever she has free time at the gym. Literally, I put more effort into one gym session than her, from scientific standpoint if we're referring to pure energy output.

*than her entire week

>friends with 8 maybe 9 blonde she's kinda short tho, perfect tits, great in the sack
>Hellllla promiscuous

>Settles for a fat fuck poltard
>hmmm.jpg
>Meet him on double date at beach
>He's a legit fatty, terrible at conversation, wears running shoes though had only ever walked
>top Hmmmm
>Find out he has a fake job and plays videogames all day, dad pays him to show up at the office "now and then"
>chainSmokes cigs on top of all this

You can't write comedy this golden

I'm sorry for your story user. Have a sad wallpaper