This is gonna sound silly but, and I'm saying you do, let's say you had a "waifu". If you indeed had a "waifu"...

This is gonna sound silly but, and I'm saying you do, let's say you had a "waifu". If you indeed had a "waifu", who would be that "waifu"?

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

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I have girlfriend, I'm taking a break from the waifu thing for now

I LIFT FOR REI AYANAMI

My wife, probably

dagger from ff9
i have a gf and a waifu, fight me

That's not fair for either of them, bro.
You gotta choose.

Asuka is better tho

Don't mind me, just posting best girl.

My Dulcinea.
But I realized that who I fell in love with and went through torturous training and exercise for never existed.
It wasn't fair to the woman who actually existed, that she became someone in my head that she could never be and never was in the first place.
So I stopped thinking about her and now train for myself.
I want to know her, the real her and if everything I felt and wanted to do to her was real or imagined.

thinking of her having a perfect ass and a very puffy wet pussy

you fucking plebian,we all know asuka is best grill

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not a waifu, but i would love to fuck Mako

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I don't want anything other than my cute daughter

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>Not just naming her Garnet again

I wonder what their armpits smell like

There can be no other.

T E E T H

>tfw Ochacuck

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I lift for the best k-on

She is cutest kpop

>not having a waifu to make sure your gf knows she has competition
Lmaoing @ your lives kiddos

>korean
Gross. Any other asian except Koreans please.
>this thread
>this post
(You)

Post your waifu then

hey that's me

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Hypothetically speaking of course, her.

>not wanting toga to laugh at your torment

Mercy is pure Wife Material. I'm not the kind of guy who wants to smash thots every other Tuesday, really. I'm a self-hating narcissistic fuck, but as far as ideal mates go, I want that "perfect other half" you know? And Mercy is just... pure. She ticks off all my boxes appearance wise, really. Dunno about her personality, I haven't played vidya in years, and it's not like OW has some grand story.

Kinda off-topic, but does anybody else prefer "beautiful" to "hot"? There's a slight difference between the two, but I think it's important enough.

PS: My 2nd Choice would be Emma Frost. I enjoy the whole "bitchy on the outside, completely devoted and loving on the inside" trope.

>t. ippo

but that's not Mio...

I want her to bite me

Who’s she?

>implying she won't win the dekubowl

It's not like ippo is going to stop you

Beautiful is much better than hot, but cute is king. I get what you're saying. "Hot girls" are fleeting and will burn out like a star but the right level of beauty can be maintained for decades if she cares.

Bratty princesses ftw

Mercy have a mommy personality, saying she will take care and look after the team with her heals. She is truly the perfect fictional character to bear children.

to live a life where she doesn't exist is painful enough

Fucking children.

Growing up is all about finding out that Misato is the right choice.

The Apex waifu.
Why did Mass Effect have such solid girls?

I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

Awaken my masters?..

>t. not even ultra diamond

>screenshot from the ''''''''''remake'''''''''''''

>Beautiful is much better than hot, but cute is king.
What's "cute" like? Something like,say Elizabeth Olsen? Whereas Alice Eve is beautiful & the average thot is hot?

>I get what you're saying. "Hot girls" are fleeting and will burn out like a star but the right level of beauty can be maintained for decades if she cares.
Exactly. Same goes for men, really. Redford was handsome in his prime, and still is. Meanwhile all the "hot" actors are interchangeable meatbags with no distinct look.

>Mercy have a mommy personality, saying she will take care and look after the team with her heals.
Yeah, I noticed that from the trailers and wikia. It's just that there's no "pure canon" personality as of now. Plus,I like her whole aesthetic. She blends in pretty much all European customs.

>She is truly the perfect fictional character to bear children.
Yup, exactly. She's the kind of woman that you'd want to stare in her eyes for hours.

Damn user,now you made me sad. You think she'd be a size queen? I hope not. I can achieve money and status, body and charm, but I cannot make my dick 8"...

I think is a solid example of cute. It's just the kind of face that you want to protect.

Man, at this point I'm confident that Kaplan orders the release of whatever skins he wants porn of.
>tfw no graffiti tracer gf

Hmm, I get you. Nah, cute's not my style then. I prefer beautiful. Apart from when I was a horny teen, I never found "hot" very appealing. Mostly because it's usually window dressing,tons of make-up, gargantuan boobs, etc, etc.

I feel you. Mainstream "hot" is pretty dissapointing once the layers go away. This is the gayest thing I'm going to say today, but I also think personality plays a big part.

Lapis and her cute feet

Who are the charactes? I recognize only Samus.

>This is the gayest thing I'm going to say today, but I also think personality plays a big part
It's not gay user, it's true. There can be a perfect 11/10 physical specimen out there, but if she's a shallow size queen who barely graduated high school and cheats on her boyfriend, what's the point? Meanwhile an 8/10 Pure Wife Material with a genuinely good personality is going to win every time. If folks based everything on looks and looks alone, we'd be fucked. Women would be puddle-deep dick riders like pic related, and men would be dudebro assholes.

When I was younger and edgier, I used to be all Looks >>>> Personality,but I've changed my mind. The idea of "smashing 24/7" seems silly to me, and my fantasies have stopped being about bangin' super-models, and have shifted on finding a "Mercy". Now I'm still a narcissist and I know my worth (even though my narcissism is born out of self-hatred) so even if a gal was the nicest person on Earth,yet looked like an obese Quasimodo, I wouldn't go within 10 feet of her, but you get the point.

I get the point entirely, man. While personality is essential, that's no reason for settling for someone who looks like the human equivilant of one of those weird cats with no hair. It is tragic, though, the amount of people, men and women both, that have become puddle-deep dick riders. One day, man.

hold up there guys.
best and stronkest keion coming through

I lift for my waifu AND HUSBANDO!

Haman-sama of course!

My brother.

Exactly. I forgot about the pic before.Oh well.

My man. Hope you're okay with sharing her

She gave me my love of blondes

She brings back memories... When I was younger I used to be into brunettes,but now I like natural blondes more. Hair and eye color is not a deal breaker to me, but I like them blonde, pale and blue-eyed.

I remember watching this show long ass time ago and I was depressed for a few days because it ended. I’d catch myself in my cousin’s room listening to some of their good songs like “departure” at night in the corner. Good times.

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This beauty
>tfw had a dream about her
>Held hands
>Took a shower together
>Slept together
>Woke up
Feelsbadman

Who else but the so called unexplainable phenomenon?

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Damn

>there will never be a woman IRL who will do this for you

I have a husbando

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Ya they did that on purpose. Its part of their behavioural conditioning to get you to play more, or buy more skins, or whatever. Most of the females in Overwatch are specifically designed to be not only attractive, but alluring. Tantalizing. Little details (like the realism of the slight pudge of their tummies, Symetra's tease of a dress that prevent you from ever fully seeing anything, etc) all serve a pourpose, even subconsciously; designed to peak the interest of your libido.

Not like porn. Porn is actual garbage; pure hedonism.
This is something much more subtle, and much more powerful. Like falling in love in highschool, and sharing new exciting feelings of lust and love with eachother.

This is, at least, all my opinion. The details cannot be ignored.

I'd recommend not focusing on it too much. They're beautiful, but beauty can lead to obsession. Don't let it manipulate you.

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YAAMEROOOO

You degenerates actually have a 'waifu'???
You want to be together with some cartoon character???!!!!!!

I'm a loser but even I won't steep that low, falling in love with a drawn Chinese girl.

>tfw no pretty boi bf who would die for you

I'm not saying I want her to murder me before I've made it but that.

>Gawain
>height: 1.8 meters
This is 5'9" in freedom units for all my burgers.
Your huzbando is a manlet.

I'm the resident Lancerfag btw.

>women like this don't exist

1,8 is 5'11 dood

AH FUG.
I did the 5.9 feet thing.
This is embarrassing, sorry Gawain.
Give me the bullying I deserve.

Anybody else lift for Taiga?