Tfw 5'7 but I tell people I'm 5'10 and they believe it

>tfw 5'7 but I tell people I'm 5'10 and they believe it

>tfw 6'3 but I tell people I'm 6'0 and I get shot because im white in fucking South Africa

Get out of there bro what are you doing.

>tell people I'm 6"2
>actually 187cm but wear timbs so people can't tell the difference

I don't have enough money to move to the UK, I could move to fucking Mozambique if I could, I've been there before and its quite okay

>be 5'9"
>turbo manlets tell women they're 5'9" all their life
>women now think that actual 5'9" is much shorter than it is

This is just like dick inflation. Women think that a 6 inch dick is 10 inches long.

>leaving for neo africa aka the uk
lmao whats the point

>tfw 5'4 but I tell people I'm 6'2 so I get to ride her

>tfw 6'1 but tell people I'm 5'10 when I'm with 5'9/5'10 friends to embarass them in front of girls or when anyone short tells his height I say I'm the same height

>"believe"
>not actually autistic enough to divulge into the topic with you

pick one

But I want my fucking fish and chips cunt, fish here is terrible

>6'4
>tell them I'm 6'1

You're lies are going to come crashing down manlets. When you stand beside me saying 5'10 and I'm "6'1", GL

>5'9
>not a turbo manlet

evil

I'm 5'9" but my tinder profile says 5'7".
Still manage to get dates. Weird that.

>5'8"
>tell people I'm somewhere in between 5'5" and 5'6"
Their looks always entertain me.

Come to NZ you fucking bok it's sick here and we have way better fish and chips than nu-pakistan

>175cm
>tell people i'm about 180cm
>not even lying

Im 5'9.5 but can i just claim 5'10 plzz

go to nz or australia like everyone else from south africa

>6'4
>tell people im only 6ft
>people assume im overestimating
>making me 5'10 in their minds or below
>when they compare themselves to me they get insecure

isnt SA dutch? youre tall so arent you Dutch? is netherlands cheaper to get to? my point is go to a home if you have one whatever the cost. american euromutts like me dont have one.