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7/10 I’ve been told I’m a lot more attractive than I think I am though

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Kek. I get the reference user.

If you are 6'2", you have a 60% chance of leaving the club with a woman.

Subtract 10% for every 1 inch below that height.

And if you aren't white, automatically subtract 20% on top of that.

no, go

>Frodoface
>Dat pube beard
>Cancer victim eyebrows

Did someone think just being white and making your eyes blue with a filter makes them attractive?

>Step 1 : be attractive
That's literally it

By not living in America

I just flex a 'cep.

>thinking normal women are all indoctrinated

Women have very limited intellectual capacity which is reduced significantly when you introduce alcohol or are horny.

be attractive
don't be unattractive

>it’s creepy and you will be rejected 9/10 times.
No man, you are really just a faggot. Trust me on that.

Anons, approaching is not for you to get the girls, well this may be the outcome, but this is not why you doing it.
Approaching is evolving, is Training for you to be an Alpha, to be the best Version of yourself.
Approach the most you can, win over your Approach anxiety and extend your comfort Zone. Always extend your comfort Zone, cause this is where it matters, this is where you live, this is where you winning.

Approach, Approach, Approach all the grills you find attractive. Do it for you and only you.
Act like an Alpha.

This but also realise that like lifting, failure doesn't mean defeat. You're gonna get knocked back a lot, and it'll feel about as bad as failing on squats. That's just how it is, but if you don't approach them, you have zero chance of fucking them.

And the odds are if you live in a fairly large city, you'll probably never see them again anyways, so who cares if they turn you down. Go out with some friends, have a few drinks and make a game of it if you need to. Just approach girls.

fuck i have negative -20%

does that mean i leave with a twink instead?

good Point.

I gave up on club sexual politics.

I get hit on by 10 dudes for every woman who reciprocates.

I'm not an American and live in a pretty much conservative country, where women still expect men to approach her.

>Adriana Lima
MY FUCKING DICK OP

Not larping here, I posted a few days back about a craigslist hookup as a regular FWB.
It turns out I triggered her cocklust or something as I saw an ad on backpage with her now as an escort.
Am I to blame or are some women naturally hoes, who just need the initial push to get everything started?

Okay, let's play a game!

Fuck, marry, kill, gym partner?

When you go to the club and come out with Adriana Lima by your side then you made it.

Girl on far left?

How fucking old is Lima nowadays?

Dinosaur bones in model years.

>Met a hoe from craigalist
>Surprised she was a hoe
This is new levels of faggotry user

I'm more concerned if I can be blamed for her impending drug addiction

I dont, because women who go to clubs are garbage tier retards

None of these chicks are attractive. Go to any college campus in the us and you will find much more attractive women.

I dont go to clubs. There's nothing but sad cunt desperation, alcohol, drugs, fights, shitty music there. Every chick I've met at the club has been fucking crazy and drinks too much. So, I just avoid it. If a woman has caught my eye, I initiate polite conversation and go from there.

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Go to your local university town and go to a bar on Friday night. You will see literally dozens of chicks that look better than them.

I can't even count the number of nuts I busted to Adriana Lima

Last night i was out clubbing, just see who looks at you that odd few more seconds or smiles. pre selection is big when getting a chick at a club but approaching from behind and being alpha about it can be just as good

>And if you aren't white, automatically subtract 20% on top of that.
this

1 4 2 3 because Miranda is waifu

not your responsibility, not your problem

No, in this case you are the twink.

>tfw 5'11 and black

Has anyone had any success Jelqing? I think my cock might have grown a little but I seem to get a slightly different measurement every time I do it.

that's only a problem if you're ugly.

Figured, thanks user

This. Dont be autistic. Just flex a cep and ask "hows this for a start".

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First time I've gotten quads in a while...

>be nearly a year out of college
>go out drinking for the first time in a month with 2 of my friends
>girl starts talking to us while we're chilling the bar of a large, busy pub
>my friends aren't going out with the intention of meeting women because they just like to get hammered and do stupid shit
>they decide to start fucking with her by making up a fake story about being cousins or whatever
>I'm also trying to keep her attention and play along but i realize it's futile trying to make a girl pay attention to 2-3 guys at once
>also realize/remember that I have no bar game and am not in college anymore so mutual friends and/or common interests will be harder to come by

TL,DR: How do you guys flirt with girls at bars, specifically? I run out of things to say after the usual
>where are you from
and other logistical, background questions

>run out of things to say
>take by hand
>"I have (alcoholic beverage and/or drug) at my place, lets go"

Make statements and assumptions about her, no matter how ridiculous

This guy gets it

Be Chad

>that face
Negative canthal tilt strikes again!

Second for being a faggot. If you talk to 10 girls and 9 of them reject you painfully and think you are creepy as fuck but you end up fucking the 10th who gives a fuck about the other 9.

If you arent /asp/ though clubbing is just wasting your time and money because you cant really talk or make a connection with the girl. Bars are better.

Just grab an attractive girl by the waist on the dance floor and start dancing with her.

It’s thats ducking simple.

Women like assertiveness

This.

Stop being a club whore, you dive into degeneracy yet expect something else in return?

If I go clubbing every weekend I have a solid chance of getting laid once a month.

>And if you aren't white, automatically subtract 20% on top of that.

hahaha, do white people actually believe this? Im north african and fuck white girls literally every weekend, they worship me in the US

it's all about FACE, HEIGHT, FRAME, regardless of race. Cope more

north africans (tunisians etc.) are more "white" than "whites" in america (i.e. 56%ers) are

>'sexual health' thread
>guise how do I pick up women

Hello there.

Go back to looking for dead nips in the woods

> club sluts an accomplishment

Its a den of coal burners and coastal jews

Fuck if that guy is ugly I must be neanderthal. He should shave but he has a good face and nice hair. Is it over for me lads?

is the whole zinc/l-arginine/lecithin/pygeum deal legit or a meme?

Unless you are a legit Chad, women at clubs will only use you for validation and will dance with you and maybe makeout. Then they go home and forget you in 5 minutes

You have better chances going to bars and isolating a girl and getting a solid interaction where you can build rapport and make a lasting impression. If you're Chad or 10/10 game, you maybe can take her home if lucky. Otherwise, follow-up for a date in a few weeks

*few days

raping, goats and 8 year olds don't count Ahmed

+1

>approaching women

Sometimes I feel bad for you facelets.

I haven’t had sex in two months now.

Kill me lads.

You’re a 5’4” mutt?

thanks for that

Meh. The last time I had sex was 9 years ago.

>tfw i went out approaching for 7 months daily and i still cant ask for number

hmm, what link function are you using? If we're dealing with percentages I reccomend a logistic regression, however this would imply a 7 ft. guy has a ~100% chance of leaving with a girl (possibly not entirely inaccurate, because his odds of being in the NBA are pretty good)

>5'11
>Not white

10% isn't so bad, right?

>the 22 year old virgin

I just wanna lay pipe

Fuck you. I'm a girl and I'm probably In Better shape than you. I was in the military for 2 years before I became a nurse. Don't talk to me like I don't know what the fuck I'm doing or eating dickhead. Dont talk to me like you know me because you don't. I won't be thinking about you at all. Your in mommas basement yanking it to Stacy on the regular. Fuck off with your beta bullshit. Like fucking a girl is supposed to make someone jealous. God damn idiot

Fuck you. I'm a girl and I'm probably In Better shape than you. I was in the military for 2 years before I became a nurse. Don't talk to me like I don't know what the fuck I'm doing or eating dickhead. Dont talk to me like you know me because you don't. I won't be thinking about you at all. Your in mommas basement yanking it to Stacy on the regular. Fuck off with your beta bullshit. Like fucking a girl is supposed to make someone jealous. God damn idiot

>tfw haven't had sex since 2016
don't go bitching about your bush-league dry spell

Have you guy ever thought about lowering your standards? Like all the way down?

Maybe then you will get your dick wet.

She’s actually a bit gross tbqh

miranda kerr

I'd like to know how to avoid being sexually assaulted by women at clubs. Happens every time.

#metoo

if you are 6'2 ethnicity matters less.

but basically, ya.

Holy shit porn has ruined you

I bet you remove your fedora and ask her how do you do as well

>Be tall
>Be handsome
>Be masculine
>Grab 'em by the pussy

Join us tomorrow for, "how do you ask for sex after you've got her in the room and the lights turned off and you're both in the same bed?"
and tune in next Friday for a special, "What to say after sex."

youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw

Become desirable enough that they approach you.

Is this logan paul in his Chad form?

Here's a (((you))) leftypol, just so I can tell you to kill yourself.