That guy

>that guy who sips water during his workout

>That guy putting his feet on the bench

>that guy doing free weight squats

> That girl who uses the assisted dip/pullup machine to do some kind of weird butt exercise by pressing the seat down with her foot

Why is this bad?

>that tall guy who's as short as a manlet because he slouches so hard

>that guy who hooks his legs below a weighed barbell and then does pullups with his feet against his butt

That guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym

same question

>That guy who bench presses with a barbell instead of dumbbells

It's dumb on purpose

>that guy who wears a snapback in the gym

>actually giving a fuck about other people at the gym

>that guy who breathes between reps

that actually sounds sick

this

I don't know why but that made me laugh my ass off

anons cracked it in one

>that guy wearing a compression shirt under his T-shirt and leggings under his gym shorts

What’s his endgame?

>that guy that showers at the gym
Truly the worst

>that guy that wears a TDKR-themed oxygen mask
whats his plan?

>That guy that drinks BCAA's during his workout

>roasties who put their Pomeranian shit coated shoes on the Smith bar

>that guy who walks out of the gym after a complete workout

What's wrong with that? I've got big legs btw I just never bothered going to buy more sport wear after going from fat to Veeky Forums. I don't need to wear some tides like some fagalor, i'll just pull up the bottom of the shorts to show you my thick quads, pussy.

Either good bait or newfag

nice tits but isn’t there a leg press for this? have you actually witnessed someone so retarded they did this?

>that guy who pays for the weights when there are free weights

why did i laugh at this stupid shut

>giving a shit about the smith
are you crippled or something

what's wrong with this? I literally saw a guy do this today

This is a troll thread where people act condescending about mundane stuff.

newnew

Nice

>that guy who wears a wifebeater to workout

>That guy who makes eye contact with you when you walk by

Get out of my head, demon!

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I 100% have seen girls doing this at my gym. We dont have a leg press so I guess they get a partial excuse but I feel like it would be better just to do a squat.

>tfw I still wear a camelpack during workouts because my sergeant brainwashed me into constant hydration

does everyone use camelfags in usa military?

It's issued but only boots and motards use them outside of the fiel.

>that guy lifting between rests
what the fuck, man

>get degree in engineering
>spend tour in a big metal box grinding metal disks against smaller metal boxes with wheels
>105F in there from dawn to dusk

Fucking sucked, but eventually you got into a system where your back became completely numb, and you balanced your water intake with sweating so you didn't need to piss for hours and could actually get through the backlog so you could take a break. Got a permanent mysterious back injury to boot.

>that guy who only wears one piece compression suit

Spotted the private

Whats Wrong with that?

>that guy who doesn't swallow in the locker room

haha, totally me

>that old blackmode guy quarter-squatting 5 plates
He warmed up with 4 plates and l thought he was done
Then he shakily unracked 5 plates bent his knees slightly several times and reracked it
I was waiting with my phone ready to call 911

>the guy who samefag lame jokes

>that guy that guys

>that guy that can be heard listening to heavy metal or death grips through is headphones

>that guy that is too autistic to ask you how many sets you have left, so he lightly uses the thing near you till you’re done

>not wanting a refreshing shower after a workout
Whats the problem?

>he wants a foot cancer and a brain syphilis from the gym shower
>he wants to shower while all the creepy grandpas stare at him and jerk off

Delet this

>that guy who curls standing between flat benches

>he wants a foot cancer and a brain syphilis from the gym shower
Just wear sandals

>he wants to shower while all the creepy grandpas stare at him and jerk off
idk I never really cared if people saw me nude

>that guy who wears a snapback after he turned 10
fixed it for you

BCAAs are a meme, but be a good goy and continue buying them

This isn't really a that "guy story," but fuck it. My gym does photoshoots from time to time and yesterday like 20 fuckboys came in for a group fuckboy photo shoot.

What's the point of having a photo shoot for a bunch of people no one knows and no one will ever remember? On top of that they were all wearing sweatershiding gains and shit, like wtf? My "that guy" is turning into this bullshit industry.
Milos Sarvev and Hidetada Yamagishi were trying to train and people kept going up go Hide when he was doing shit.
LEAVE HIM ALONE FUCKBOYS OMG
They didn't even know who Milos is and that's embarrassing for them.
They weren't in my way, but it was still annoying bc they were talking and laughing loud as fuck.

I FOUND HIM

Wtf

I SAID DELETE IT

>that guy with the same shorts since highschool even though he's 27
These things are the best

>that guy that uses the water fountain in between sets even though he has a full water bottle

Holy fuck that's actually me, that's what i usually wear when i run.

shut up Jim you can't even do 10 pushups

reddit detected

newfag pls go

>that guy that takes 5-10 minute breaks between sets

>that guy who does leg raises on bench
>that girl that does hip thrusts on the floor beneath the squat bar
>that guy that does 2 reps 10 sets