What do (you) need to woo a woman like THIS?

Post numbers/importance:

>height
>face
>frame
>body
>money
>dick
>attitude/mannerisms
>personality
>profession
>hobbies/interests
>special traits

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what is the point of these threads

they get posted so much and have nothing to do with anything, fucking why? why do you post this shit?

What is that expression? Crab bucket mentality?

the same reason that stupid women read gossip and retarded magazines

every community has it's retards and op is the retarded equivalent of women who read that shit

Any numbers will be pure assumption because no one here has even gotten close to a girl like that. Objectively it would be the obvious meme, 6+ feet tall, 10/10 face 20 inch dick whatever. But since there is no such thing as objectivity at all, any number is worthless and only an excuse to make you feel miserable. If we're gonna be realistic these exclusively go for old rich fucks and care more about money than anything else. But then again, my opinion is from a totally subjective point of view and I'm more than likely wrong, in fact I am totally wrong but only in your case. In my case, I am 100% right because that's what I've observed and asserted as a fact, therefore my experience responds by showing me just that, since all you'll ever experience is your mind and its mental contents.
TL;DR: No, a girl like that wouldn't even give you the time of the day in a million years OP. Don't even ask.

just be BLACK

>special traits
Basic self respect.

>TL;DR: No, a girl like that wouldn't even give you the time of the day in a million years OP. Don't even ask.
Anons are gonna mention the whole "make-up lol" thing, but... Alice Eve legit looks like that even without it. Just look at her beach photos. As for the rest of the post... Dunno, I'd like to think women, beautiful or not, are not that shallow.

>Basic self respect.
Nah man, I mean stuff like singing voice, artistic ability, shit like that. Are those pros?

Women are not shallow. Any person can be shallow. However the more attractive you are usually the more shallow you'll be, because you don't really need to care about stuff at all. If you're smart and pretty you've pretty much won at life, but pretty people don't really need to be smart. It's overkill.

>If you're smart and pretty you've pretty much won at life, but pretty people don't really need to be smart. It's overkill.
What if you're both but a dicklet (by law of averages 6"x5.5"), manlet (6'1") and eyelet (light brown)? Does that drag down your score too much?

Asking for a friend.

Most people have a 6 inch penis. It's only worth worrying about if it's below 4, and even then, worrying won't make your dick bigger so it's not really worth, it is it? :-)
Eyes are a more subjective field. Unless you have a really rare, cool eye color it doesn't really matter that much. Light brown is okay.

But I thought 5" was the average...So I'm doomed to be a Wizard. Sigh, thanks user...

You're only doomed to be a wizard if you will it yourself, don't make a negative fulfilling prophecy. You'll regret it later on, dicklet user :-). (Jk obviously, I have a 5 incher and have no problem getting laid, why should you have any?)

Why make a half second .gif instead of a high quality still image?

>why should you have any?
Shit user, dunno. Porn warped my brain. I think women need that 12" dick (which actually is around 7" or 8" in porn).

Dunno, I found it on the net.

youtube.com/watch?v=WR_SS9JlsOk

a body like this is minimum requirement

What a woman like that needs to get anyone 10/10 she wants?

>be cute

He literally looks like a piece of crap.