How do i aquire soyboy aesthetics

i bet you look like every other standard, gross white dude

My god do they follow a textook to act like that?
this fucker feed is 90% black activism

HAHAHAHAHA

It literally seems like they follow a book. It's ridiculous.

They're all like that cuck boi.

will people assume you’re /soy/ if you have facial hair regardless of style and cleanliness?

Say that to my face fucking shit skin go back to your shit hole country

its fine to have a black son if you married a black woman and have kids with her

we're corresponding through text online, user

gotta agree. nothing wrong with some strong family values.

You know what do
>GLUG GLUG GLUG

Yeah.
If you look like a (((soyboy))) and want to change it, make the necessary changes.

To be fair, soy products are delicious

>black rimmed glasses
>Norwood 2+
>grow a beard or facial hair
>be physically weak, unable to deadlift a plate
>act tough and pretend to punch Nazis
>drink Starbucks lattes
>watch Harry Potter/Star Wars
>vote democrat/for Sanders
>advocate for economic retardation e.g. basic income
>be a male feminist
Pic related.

>tofu
Fucking nasty
>tempeh
Unironically kys if you eat that shite
>soymilk
rather drink sour milk
>salted dry edamame
Actually decent, have had it in nut mixes before (before I knew about (((soy)))

Soy shouldn't be grown at all, for anything. Beans, chickpeas, grains and seeds are all much better alternatives taste and nutrition wise.

soy is okay to drink.
stay mad~

I unironically enjoy soy milk

Voting Democrat is fine, there are lots of good moderate Dems, voting for economically illiterate cuckshows like Sanders is soy

>have facial hair
>wear any of the following: raw denim, flannels, leather wallets/belts/boots, or wear your keys outside your pocket
>listen to any music that isn't metal, rock, or country (ESPECIALLY that cucked indie shit over on /mu/)
>be in any relationship lasting more than a week (you should primarily be focusing on hookups)
>browse reddit
>read books
>drink coffee
>make fun of fedoras, katanas, or redpill stuff/try to deligitimize NEETs
>get good grades (education is the most liberal/cucked institution there is, physical labor is for real men)
>be a feminist
>do the open mouth picture thing
>consume soy

Did I miss anything?

so what, make me

Depends though. Even some moderate democrats get annoying when they spam shit like REGISTER TO VOTE HERE NO MATTER WHO YOU SUPPORT on a democrat webpage, also into bussing people around and using sketchy tactics.

What wrong with:
>facial hair
>black rimmed glasses
And what should I have instead?

make no attempt to groom your facial hair, just let it scraggle in, eat nothing but tofu and don't ever exercise, not even cardio.

Soyboys usually groom their facial hair despite it looking like shit because its their only way of displaying masculinity

I'd eat tofu every day if it wasn't for the estrogen

This much passive aggressiveness, never realized soyboy threads could cut this deep
ironically yeah, much of education is pozzed as they are focused to be year long summer camps than get you ready for the workforce, we have a generation so stupid they need video guides to be abe to use hammer and nails
and look at bernies voters, all 20's spergs/redditors wanting free shit since they cant handle their finances and get leeched off heavily into debts due to college loans

>buying clothing that lasts is soy

It's part of the Americana/workwear trend that reddit likes, and since reddit likes it it has to be soy. Honestly I hated having to get rid of my red wings and raw denims, and I also had some really nice LL bean flannels, but the last thing I want to be is some soy boy cuck.

But seriously though, real alphas make lots of money, so long lasting clothing isn't necessary, just buy new stuff when it wears out.

I've taken to just wearing suits 24/7. Alpha as fuck, gets pussy soaking.

This. I wear a three-piece to the gym. The crotch got ripped from squatting but it's ok, I use my dangling balls to tell me when I break parallel.

Don’t forget social media obsession, dogpile behavior,

They act like women.

Nice master race you got there LMAO

>mfw eating roasted soy beans while reading this soylet thread

I'll take my 43% protein anyday while you argue over insecurities.

Im not going to get rid of them, but it does annoy me that the fashion swung around to flannel and denim.
Grew up in the boonies, so flannel and jeans was just what I wore. Came to the city and watch it become popular which was weird.

I wish i didn't know this feeling

Black rimmed glasses are woke if you are chad tho

lmao i agree.

but flannels are woke, same with boots especially if you are buff

SoyxF

Literally nothing to do with what we think eating soy does. Fake news, you're not fooling anyone, soy boy

I got rid of my plaid shirts and bought solid color ones.

I'm 99% sure you're a DYEL beta orbiter

No since the soyboy narrative is only acknowledged by autists on Veeky Forums

>read books
>drink coffee

/???

>posting about soy
you're already a numale

>>make fun of fedoras, katanas, or redpill stuff/try to deligitimize NEETs
>>get good grades (education is the most liberal/cucked institution there is, physical labor is for real men)

When will you robot losers stop infesting Veeky Forums?

soyboy detected

fukken died laughing

also that smug look on the coffee/tea phag is very punchable

eh i know some guys who look/act like this and quite a few of the mare good people, like one is a christian pharmacy student

>Voting Democrat is fine

How is that good for white people?

>Grew up in the boonies, so flannel and jeans was just what I wore. Came to the city and watch it become popular which was weird.
Same, I'm from rural oregon and now all the rich people on tv dress just like I have for 20+ years and it weirds me out. It used to be that you could avoid the vacuous yuppie types from the way they dressed, but now workwear and beards and thrifted clothes are so standard you just can't tell until you waste a 15 minute conversation on them.
Like, I know it's shallow to judge people on their clothes alone, and I don't for the most part, but there's a very specific way that literally every undesirable I've ever met dressed in the latest hipster trends that's very easy to spot.

Take a guess

>soy protein isolates, which have high levels of phytoestrogens

Take up speedrunning

Holy shit, that pic sent shivers down my spine.

t. euphoric NEET

Speedrunning is for tranny aesthetics nowadays

Those aren't really soyboys though, just your good old massive nerds

that just reeks of pic related

copious amounts of manchildren toys and cardio

Eat 2000 kcal worth of tofu per day
Cuck porn 1xF per day

kys r9k virgin

literally nobody in real life knows about the soyboy meme, only autistic /pol/tards and bitter NEETS

Well in my group of friends we've been recognizing the type for a while but we've just been calling them manchildren or giant toddlers instead of soyboys

don't get me wrong i think actual soyboys are disgusting but some people like are extremely autistic about it, very cringy

Oh yeah, I agree. It's prolly just le ebin trollin though.

This
They are the only one that I respect. They just love something and fully commit to it. They don't care what others think, they like computer, coding, speedrunning, demo, etc.

They don't ACT as if they were geek.

>they like computer, coding, speedrunning, demo, etc.
>playing vidya is coding
it's like the exact opposite and most GAMERS DURR can't code a fucking tic tac toe game

>respect
that room test with everybody together would not get above double digits
so exciting seeing someone sitting for hours mashing the same buttons over and over trying to outsmart the ai from bored japanese interns with near zero human interaction

i mean fuck off, even soyled trannies stand out in it as average, functional humans

And they are good at it.
Not good in fact, literally the best, pushing the limits in everything they do.

Back in the early 00's, I was in the demo scene, the real nerds are fucking smart, it's amazing.

The geek on the other hand, can't finish the last zelda with all korok, but will scream everywhere that link is not zelda.

>tfw used to be a hardcore gamer
>now I fucking hate gaming
it's funny when I see group of teenagers, all girls are super hot while boys are soyboy gamers

actually it's not funny, it's fucking sad

You sounded like an insecure faggot.

Most of those guy know how to manipulate the memory space of the N64 from the fucking game and you, you don't even know how to go from pol to fit just using your browser, you just type 4chin fit in google.

If had to fuck a diy doll, I'll not use this shirt.

>cardio is soyboy now
How far have Veeky Forums fallen.

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Shall we have a Mr. Clarke thread?

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That bowtie

Are we making fun of people doing the right thing now ?

He stepped up to the plate to be a man when no one else would. Respect

imagine 5 billion niggers. imagine them in your living room.

That's the future democrats want

>never lift heavy objects
>never go out in the sun
>eat soy

Just give up.

Who here has /multiplepersonalities/?

>soyboy
>fuccboi
>man
>god
>intellectual
>richfag
>poorfag

Changing appearances is is part of it. Muscle at all times, hoodie whenever

just look at these fucking people

>read books
>get good grades (education is the most liberal/cucked institution there is, physical labor is for real men)

>reading books, being educated, and getting married is soy boy behavior
oh (you)

>study of women
Its like you don't know there's a difference.

>right thing
what?
?????? RESPECT?

if these people cannot biologically have children then I agree with you, but on no other grounds would I.

When he lives off feeling guilty of himself and his race, lives off it
Social leechs just like pic related, because they get ahold of a child doesn't mean they will be good parents or role model
he eats food from garbage ffs

>Implying most of the people here aren't just /pol/tards larping about a race war. They do SS for one month at a time then give up because it's too boring to them.

You're such a huge faggot. First the internet told you to buy that shit then it told you about soy so you threw boots in the trash and bought more shit.
> pathetic little cuck