ITT: morons who role play on the internet about being morbidly obese with high blood pressure and looking like poorly aged, shit stinking garbage
Ayden Kelly
t. DYEL twink
William Phillips
Twinklet detected.
Brandon Gray
Good goy. Be little and weak
Anthony Stewart
Can i grab your tinny dick and play with it while you call me daddy twinkie ? :)
Jose Brooks
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Jason Martin
Imagine being this much of a pussy irl
Mason Torres
>there was once a time where our BLOATGOD was genuinely happy
What happened to make him so sad?
Brody Miller
His favourite souvlatzidiko closed due to recession.
Gavin Bailey
who is that girl god damn
Oliver Clark
WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?!? That is a rare bloat
Jace Roberts
something happened after he was out of the army
Tyler Perez
Do you think she made a braap up there?
Josiah Anderson
Why doesn't this fat cunt actually do lifting instead of 1/48th ROM meme shit or lifts at less than his bodyweight? Is it because he has no talent?
Dominic Jenkins
Cope
Zachary Nguyen
I bet you can't even unrack the weight which he's lifting
more like braap superset bro
Nathaniel Hughes
went bald
Jose Fisher
>I bet you can't even unrack the weight which he's lifting Sure, but he weighs 100kg more than me I've unracked 350kg to a back squat position at a bodweight of 110kg with a backsquat pr of 250kg.
Owen Butler
ITT Being fat is okay
Gavin Sanders
nah user he was already bald in the army
e-stating this much
Aiden Robinson
It is for certain performance goals related to lifting as much weight as possible. Nobody is deluding themselves that they'd be attractive, much less healthy.
Luke Lewis
I would eat the shit out of the left heart
Alexander Butler
Vegans have no chance.
Jaxson Russell
THICC
Owen Anderson
Looks like Gomer Pyle from Full Metal Jacket
>762kg, full bodyweight jackass
Julian Wood
>It is for certain performance goals related to lifting as much weight as possible. Except this faggot isn't doing that, he's doing irrelevant meme lifts for nothing
William Harris
>ITT: morons who role play on the internet about being morbidly obese with high blood pressure and looking like poorly aged, shit stinking garbage Heh... yeah.... roleplaying.........
More nutritional knowledge from Dave Tate: There was a time at the Old Westside gym where I couldn't gain weight to save my fucking life.
There was this dude who trained there who could just put on weight like fucking magic. He'd go from 198 to 308 and then to 275 and back down to 198. And he was never fat. It was amazing.
I finally asked him one day how he did it.
"You mean I never told you the secret to gaining weight? Come outside and I'll fill you in."
Now remember, we're at Westside Barbell. And this guy wants to go outside to talk so no one else can hear. Think about that for a minute. What the hell is he going to tell me? This must be some serious shit if we have to go outside, I thought.
So we get outside and he starts talking.
"For breakfast you need to eat four of those breakfast sandwiches from McDonalds. I don't care which ones you get, but make sure to get four. Order four hash browns, too. Now grab two packs of mayonnaise and put them on the hash browns and then slip them into the sandwiches. Squish that shit down and eat. That's your breakfast."
At this point I'm thinking this guy is nuts. But he's completely serious.
"For lunch you're gonna eat Chinese food. Now I don't want you eating that crappy stuff. You wanna get the stuff with MSG. None of that non-MSG bullshit. I don't care what you eat but you have to sit down and eat for at least 45 minutes straight. You can't let go of the fork. Eat until your eyes swell up and become slits and you start to look like the woman behind the counter."
Carter Campbell
"For dinner you're gonna order an extra-large pizza with everything on it. Literally everything. If you don't like sardines, don't put 'em on, but anything else that you like you have to load it on there. After you pay the delivery guy, I want you to take the pie to your coffee table, open that fucker up, and grab a bottle of oil. It can be olive oil, canola oil, whatever. Anything but motor oil. And I want you to pour that shit over the pie until half of the bottle is gone. Just soak the shit out of it."
"Now before you lay into it, I want you to sit on your couch and just stare at that fucker. I want you to understand that that pizza right there is keeping you from your goals."
This guy is in a zen-like state when he's talking about this.
"Now you're on the clock," he continues. "After 20 minutes your brain is going to tell you you're full. Don't listen to that shit. You have to try and eat as much of the pizza as you can before that 20-minute mark. Double up pieces if you have to. I'm telling you now, you're going to get three or four pieces in and you're gonna want to quit. You fucking can't quit. You have to sit on that couch until every piece is done.
And if you can't finish it, don't you ever come back to me and tell me you can't gain weight. 'Cause I'm gonna tell you that you don't give a fuck about getting bigger and you don't care how much you lift!"
Did I do it? Hell yeah. Started the next day and did it for two months. Went from 260 pounds to 297 pounds. And I didn't get much fatter. One of the hardest things I've ever done in my life, though.
>bouncing off his mound of slob >still not even half ROM even close to locking out
What a complete joke this fat fuck is. When memes go too far. There are newbies who can become the next Arnold looking at this and not realizing it's a meme
Josiah Davis
Who cares about the next Arnold when we have BLOAT?
Levi Martinez
Tfw I once achieved bloatmax glory and used rep 5 pl8 squats Tfw a twinklet soy boy and back down to 4 I am a little more flexible and sweat less though
Evan Green
fellas ive found a use for the fitbit my family got me as they DO NOT understand my lifestyle choices. i tell them im LIVING IT but it falls on deaf ears. Anyway the fitbit can be used to count steps this is very useful to prevent overtraining when you are walk training. It also has a heart rate monitor, you do not want your heart rate to fall too low as this indicates unhealthy levels of bloat. If your resting heart rate is under 90 id recommend you up your sodium intake immediately.
Lucas Ward
Brutal mog
Jace Wood
Fucking nice
Blake Green
This is a work of art
Charles Martin
He probably saw some shit
Joshua Martinez
I don't mean to be a dick, and I know you guys follow whatever people psyop meme on the internet, but is this guy actually retarded?
Matthew Moore
>any insult equals projection Fucking hate how people just pick up terminology from this website and then don't use it correctly.
Julian Turner
c-can I get a qt gf like that if I bloat?
Jonathan Roberts
Who can stop the almighty B L O A T G O D from taking whichever pussy he wants?
Hudson Gutierrez
great tips my bloat friend
amazing size and glory to 5plaet squats
Henry Lopez
t. triggered pile of bloated shit projecting his inability to use newly acquired vocabulary
Adam Walker
Is it just me that has an urge to hug Kyriakos Grizzly? He just looks like he needs a big hug. He's like a massive teddy bear.
Josiah Powell
QUICK quiz.. how old is our BloatGod?
>25 >35 >45 >55
Justin Williams
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Liam Peterson
post your rare B L O A T S lads i need to fill up my folder
Matthew Robinson
twinks need to go back to plebbit
Tyler Hughes
He's actually 15.
Jonathan Miller
I got you my bloat bro
Correct!
Jace Murphy
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Kevin Foster
R A R E B L O A T A R E B L O A T
Jacob Kelly
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Luke Roberts
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Gavin Edwards
causal bloat does not need your hugs twink,unless you're on a road to bloatness