Thou shall

If biz had a ten commandments what would they be? Reply with one commandment and dubs adds it to the tablet. We go until there's ten.

Thou shalt buy when the number excels, and selleth ye when the number understates

I, Bitcoin, am the Lord thy God

Thou shalt shilleth thy bags immensely

Repent, or forever be a stinky linky

When thy arms be long, and thine bags heavy, verily shalt thee attend unto Veeky Forums for succor and release

Remember the Lord BTC, and keep it Holy

Thou shalt post pink wojack, the blessed, in times of woe

Thou shalt never buy into a moon once it reaches the double digit percent increase. Lest thou commit an act of FOMO.

Thou shall buy high and sell low

Proclaim pajeet, if thou thinks he doesn't poo in a loo

10 replies and not a single dobs.
Can Veeky Forums get ANYTHING right?

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Thanks bro. Biz doesn't get anything right is #1

Appantly no

Biz bread is shortbread it might have been better to accept any toast ending with a digit other than 0

In the meantime, "Beggeth naught, save in DESIGNATED bread"

God damn it biz

The future can only be revealed with memelines

Thou shalt not FOMO

Buy the dips, ride the rips, sell the kicks

One fucking dubs? And it was a reply about how we can't even roll dubs when needed.

So far our commandments are:

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Look to the east for the Koreans and/or Chinese are coming to pump and/or dump

Thou shalt not bear witness to link lest ye shall always covet thy neighbors lambo with heavy bags.

Thou shalt not buy high and sell low

Thou shalt not worship Shitcoins

Biz is full of fucking retards

thou shall not speak sergey's name in vain

Roll for this

Buyeth high and selleth low

Thou shall eat thy own dick if Bitcoin not $500,000.00 in three years.

Thou shalt hodl, hodl, hodl!!

NOT ONE FUCKING DUBS

HODL!

If thy promiseth to give funds to dubs, trips and quads, thy shall not deliver said funds or face a sea of pink wojaks.

Third try is the charm!

saint wojak the pink is thy savior

The only one bizraelies actually follows

fall for bulltrap