Confess me your sins, Veeky Forums

I claim to be 5'8 even though I'm 5'6. Also my friends haven't caught on my pseudo homosexual remarks and think that I'm joking

I slept until 2pm and ate a sandwich when I woke up.
>tfw can't resist bread if it's in the house
>tfw never gonna make it

I laugh at my own farts

is it at least whole bread

Fuck you it helps to tell someone about my fuckups and I don't have anyone else

No it wasn't. And it was sub bread so there was more of it than in a normal sandwich

I wish i was a cute anime trap

I wish my gf was a cute anime trap

Gentlemen, problem solved.

I am homosex

>tfw holocaust manlet
>eat a shitty sandwich every day for lunch (like literally just two pieces of whole wheat bread with mayo and mustard an a few slices of a meat on it
>doesnt even taste that good, usually have to eat a few eggs with it to be able to finish it

what a cuck i am

>saturday
>beautiful day
>i sit in the house all day because i have no one to do anything with and live in suburbia (live with parents because obviously im a loser) and no car either, just a bike

havent been to the gym in 2 months but still go on fit everyday

I fap a lot

I frequent fatpeoplehate general daily and really am disgusted by fat people, but I came across a camwhore named sugarbooty in a thick thread and she has a lot of disgusting attributes fat girls have (mainly the dark coloring between her thighs and ass) but i can't stop jerking to her videos

If I stopped drinking so much I would look much better and put up better numbers. Gonna be finally leaving my current job in June though and probably going to go back to the devil's lettuce because I won't be getting randomly drug tested anymore

I never deadlift more than once a week

i ate a fat fucking pizza, even when i hit my macros/calories.

I usually maintain good nutritional habits 5 days a week while sober, but on the weekend when I'm high or drunk I cannot resist

you dirty fucking son of a bitch

i dont actually lift

I have only done leg day once this month

D I R T Y B

i havnt been to the gym in 4 weeks and im sorry, but im changing that today! im going, im not going to throw away all the work i put in last year, my comfy chair and my anime and manga will be here waiting for me with open arms when i return, this is life brehs, going beyond

you can do all of that and still go to the gym, user

i believe in you

Ate a pie with vanilla ice cream today.

Wholesome sin

samefag

I broke nofap last night. It was weird I didn't even want to fap but I woke up beating my meat and didn't have the will power to stop. Busted like 10 seconds later. Was on day 27. But I used Hitler's pass so I'm still on nofap 2018

I bought two gyros, one for lunch one for dinner. I ate both for lunch

I ate an entire bag of Doritos today. But the bag said they were Doritos Jacked so I think it’s okay.

Based

I broke nofap and noporn streak then when I tried to beat off again my dick wouldnt work. I know exactly how to solve the problem but I still feel like a piece of shit.

Get on your bike then, faggot.

I fuck married women. Sometimes with their husband's consent, sometimes without their awareness.

>9monthsofSS.jpg

arbys?

I thought that was just a joke. Holy fucking shit.

I can't squat at all without back pain. I've tried over and over to unfuck my posture but my back ends up overarching, so my legs are severely behind my upper body.

If I don't praise Baldr properly, my shadow literally walks away.

I want to fuck a trap.

Leave

>went out drinking last night until 4am
>spent the entire day today hung over, eating burritos and pizza

I'll get back on the horse tomorrow but damn i feel like shit.

I've been breaking my otherwise solid diet with binge eating on absolute shit food like chips. This happens when I'm stressed from school and work and I need to gain mental fortitude to avoid it happening in the future.

160 kg fatty went to the gym for the first time 3 hours ago, came back about an hour and a half ago.
Did first day of 5x5 failed first set of squats but managed all the rest with plates under my feet. Had to stop during the barbell row and go puke. But I think I might make it since it wasn't so bad after all

I'm 5'11.5" and I tell everyone I'm 6'0".
I'm living a lie.

I went running with a cute girl instead of going to church

I went to snap city 6 months ago and stopped lifting since

The bigger I get the more I get into literal braaphogs. I'm talkin 200-250 lb phat honeys who do not prioritize fitness whatsoever.

Sometimes I feel uncomfortable about it and think it is a weird body type contrast fetish. Is the high test meme real? Anyone else experience this?

i think these threads are clogging the board. also i haven't been counting calories or drinking my gallon of water the last few days.

>not just saying 6'0-0'5"

fix it

Fat people were more desirable hundreds of years ago, because it meant they were rich, had access to food, and usually meant they had any easier life. By default your primordial senses will tell you to breed with a healthy woman, which it considers fatter women to be healthy. However in CURRENT YEAR the average 1st worlder has easy access to food and might even become too fat because of the easy life styles, so seeking fat women should be avoided for breeding.

Congrats, bro. Keep putting the work in and great things will happen.