Store finally has these and probably for a limited time. got one in the freezer to make it ice cold

What's in it that's bad?

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>first sip of the day.png

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>2017+1
>not being a S I P B O Y

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S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

youtube.com/watch?v=xdZttArhtn8
Enjoy sipfags

I love me some sips, but they are now a special occasion drink. Work has free coffee that I can drink black. Cleaner, less bullshit additives, still get caffiene, and saves me $2-3 a day.

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>yellow sips

>C O P E

Don't post anything from cracked ever again. Also, the sugar part is understandable but sips don't have sugar.

Enjoy heart failure, you hopeless addicts

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Enjoy your inferior gains FAGGOT

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never post this cross dressing tranny ever again

>t.brainlett

Used to drink them (not this particular taste, monsters in general) like a fucking maniac for a time, I'm talkin 3-4 cans a day. I gained a lot of weight during that period, mostly because I just sat on my ass all day playing vidya.

So, now that I'm in good digits and I lift a lot, why should / shouldn't I get back on these bois?

>associating a crosdressing faggot with the S I P B O Y S

Fake pictures were posted and you fell for them because you're a brainlett

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black is very meh to me, honestly

it doesnt taste any *different* than stuff i've had before

I've never drink this. Sell me on this

>fake
keep coping faggot

just went to the store and they only had redbull what the fuck

They're energy drinks with no calories that taste pretty good. It's nothing special. Just a stupid meme. That said, I do drink them at school when I don't have enough time to sit down and drink a coffee

Low calories only like 6 grams of sugar and gives tons of energy

you can expect it to fucking explode you dumb ass.
you dont put carbonated cans into a freezer.

I drink white, purple, and orange. Just had lunch and opened my 2nd white sip, feels good man. White is a lot lighter than the other ones

>2nd
you ar like litle baby

I have problems with caffeine. I struggle to sleep on 2 a day I have to keep myself from drinking them nonstop

drink 5 in the morning and live the S I P B O Y life m8

>look out boys it's le counter culture /pol guy
Sips are bad for you. Why? Can't give answer besides a cracked video about normal energy drinks. He'll probably reference jews pretty soon as well. There's nothing wrong with a zero calorie energy drink from time to time bubble boy, this is probably ironic as well seeing as you're most likely an obese incel.

How many /sips/ can can I drink per day?

I drank 1 a day for a week and I felt kinda weak (was on fast)

>/pol/ against S I P S
the S I P B O Y lifestyle is quintessentially /pol/

when you start shaking weirdly and have muscle spasms drink one more and live the S I P

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ITT: deluded "eksdee DAE sipboys??!" who absolutely devoured the monster advertising campaign in Veeky Forums
It's always cheaper to feed toxic waste and industrial by-products to idiots than to get the required permits to dump it in a river somewhere
Thank you for participating in our experiment, sipboys

Salty nosipper

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t. sipmogged faggot

thank you for buying monster, my KO shares have had a tremendous run since I purchased them
>
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>[spoiler]i haven't bought monster once [/spoiler]
S I P B O Y S is a state of mind

>Yes, because Monster energy really wanted to break into that precious Veeky Forums market
also what toxic waste? You still haven't answered.

i havent seen him post any videos lately is he tking a break?

i havent seen him post any videos lately is he taking a break?

10g of protein in these

Ahh Good, our first sip of the day

Shit taste like carbonated grape koolaid

W a t e r

blue>red>white>orange>purple

S
I C E C O L D
P
S

Yea he's on a sipiritual retreat for a while.

Second best sip
fuck off skrub

Kid...

>red

This is incredible

feel free to save it friend

Best sip coming through.

>non monster sip

>Not jumping on the superior BANG® train

FUCK OFF MY S I P GENERAL WITH THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW

>cracked jewtube bideo

Here's some caffeine levels for you retards:
>monster shit sippers: 151mg
>BANG® with SUPER CREATINE: 300mg

Get fucked caffeinelets.

has creatine?

>that image

incredible

>not wanting to enjoy double the sip without a heart attack
S I P B O Y for life
fuck off with that homo shit

SUPER creatine. It's a meme for liquid soluble creatine.

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Wow someone saved my sneed. The entire time I was making that I was thinking “this is absolutely pointless”

If Veeky Forums can get a president elected I sure as fuck want them to sell my soda

Doesn't this shit stain your teeth or at least fuck them up in some way?

No hate, genuine question

>38 grams of sugar

Don't let them touch your teeth?

>he doesn’t consume his sips as a suppository
Never gonna make it

Oh fuck off

post some S I P S

Had pic related earlier, elder god tier /sip/ to be honest

Shit gave me palpitations then put me in V Tach.
Ever get paddled while awake and dying of hypoxia?

>caffeine gave me heart palpitations and anxiety, bad enough to make me run to ER one night
>quit for 6 months
>guess who just brought 2 of them bad boys from the servo

Sorry I'll put a trigger warning next time

>tfw used to pick up a monster assault every day after work and fire up battlefield 4

fun times

go out in style i like it

Death

see you in another life brotha

This guy has it right.

Purple>orange>black>red=blue>white

Rehab is my shit desu

purp=black>white>orange>yellow>>>>>>>>>>>>>red>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>blue