/plg/ Powerlifting General

die

>cumslut
>hoe
watch this girl get offended when you call her these
and then in 5 years she'll be crying "where have all the good men gone"
oh well, at least she's visually signaling to every decent guy to stay the fuck away from her

In reality she'll have her cake and eat it too. She will marry a nice rich man who has no idea her precious partners run into the triple digits.

Perhaps that man will be you lol, how could you possibly know how many men your wife has slept with?

If she ever admits it she always low balls it by about 2/3rds

>mfw some guy started asking me for advice about front squats in the gym today

Maybe I am getting bigger after all. Or maybe it's because I was wearing my college weightlifting club t-shirt.

>WAWTT
>WAWET
>WAWLTT
>WAWFT

Gross.

Pete is funny. Probably shouldn't drink that much juice, though.

9kg meat, 9kg bread and 9l wine a day CMON

You can tell by the tattoo on her arm

>wine

what am I a middle-aged house wife ?

Did RDLs 160lg (353lbs) for 1x10, shit blew my arse.

>weightlifting club
>front squats
/owg/ is that way ->>>>

Wine is delicious you child.

Stupid fucking autist

truer words have never been said
t.currently studying wine

see

give instagram please

I AM FAT

Polygony is literally cancer to society and I want to smash every single thot like a grape

But I do like this song regardless
youtu.be/yQ6ZNYp7Yfg

No, you're 16, a full-bodied red is GOAT

Front squats are also GOAT

>wine
youtu.be/EY7XUT6gV4I

>liking peep show
Lmaooooooo
>inb4 projection that I'm a yank

I LOVE SNATCH PULLS AND I DON"T CARE WHO KNOWS !

I don't like the peep show, I love it.

But do you pull any snatch?

>loving peep show
Lmaoooo

Rainman tier autism honestly doesn't matter that slices are thicker a loaf is still a loaf just mention ate almost a full loaf.

>not liking / loving peep show

I had a qt asian tinder date lined up tonight and she got sick so im drinking and watching anime alone

>she got sick last minute and had to cancel
Do... Do we tell him?

but are you drinking wine

>anime
>loves peepshow
Like pottery

>she got sick

Sorry to hear that, lad. Hope that she's actually sick. I just got a qt asian's number today too. Hopefully she isn't a flake as well.

>stood up
>watches anime
Can't make this shit up

I don't like anime, i used it to mock you. It is you. You are anime

>no u
Peepshow tier comedy here

>dat dominating look on her face

nah i smashed friday but we were actually going to grab food today and she threwup in my car might ghost her now desu

My actions do not represent the humour and stylistic choices of a television show I have no control over

>this autism
>likes peepshow
Checks out

I'm not sure if this is true according to christian theistic sources but supposedly in heaven there is no desire, no temptation, just peace, kinda like in buddhism when you ascend. So in a way you will be satisfied.

no wine but vodka Im supposed to save for tomorrow

>hoepfully she isnt fat aswell

What were Isley's last known stats? Need some inspiration to TRY HARDER.

140kg squat, 85kg bench (in a suit tng) and 380kg deadlift at 135kg BW, 5ft 9.

...

Acknowledge my EXISTENCE. I am SPECIAL.

(You)

...

Whats happening here nowadays? Do isley, phil, sparrow, boardie and marcel still post?

nope, not even Sean posts anymore. all well right, nothing to be sad about, right?

Why ghost her then? Qt asains that watch anime are decently rare.

Atleast they are here in the deep south where I am.

Yes I do

whos the fucking ginger bitch mang

can you buy me something for about $250?

I want a powerlifting chick to dominate me bros

And then after I get sick of that I'll knock her the fuck out and dominate her because duhhhh women can't take a punch

So my question is: Are women into this? I'm usually dominant but sometimes I want to be dominated by a strong hoe but uslaly I'm more into making them my well trained pet

What do? How do I find one of these powerlifting slags?

Imagine a creature with this numbers

Yeah sure

I don’t think you understand she threw up in my car ? Didn’t say sorry ?
Also she probably doesn’t watch anime and if she knew I did she wouldn’t talk to me

Was she drunk or did she have the flu? If you're sick enough to puke unexpectedly I think forgetting to apologize can be forgiven.

I want to die

I want to spoon a cute girl every night until I die

dubs and ill join you

>WAWTT
Its sunday, rest day for me. But mon/wed/fri stronglifts with 3x5 instead of 5x5 (fuck power cleans).
>WAWET
3000 calories.
>WAWLTT
Dead congregation
>WAWFT
No gf.

You sound boring as fuck

i fucking hate women.

reroll

>doing nuckols 3x int bench medium
>tfw shattering PR's every week on AMRAP sets

Why are nuckols programs so underrated

The bench ones a definitely solid, DL hit or miss, squat pretty shit except 3x beginner and 3x adv

youre spot on. how could you tell?

sorry I was just projecting

:(

I want a sumo chick to choke me out with her thighs.

Today, I'm aiming for 85kg bench 5x5

Powerlifting slags just ain't worth it...

what you mean lad

well thats too fat for me

>Tfw qt powerlifting gf

let me fuck her you can watch mate

im only half joking

No you're gay you're not allowed to date women

I'll let her fuck you in the ass, that's as far as either of us would want to go

>Gay
I greatly prefer women

Post pics of your new slag gf

Never

Then describe her in great detail

nah i aint into things going up my arse but bro stop being a jew just let me fuck your chick whats wrong with you bro c'mon

lol

Someone should make a comedy sketch of that

>Some alt-right guy conservative guy
>Friend asks him to let him fuck his wife
>He says no obviously
>Friend says "Don't be a jew"
>laughtrack.jpg

Hire me nigga

none of that was funny and you didn't even have the balls to use a hard R

Nigger

hit 405 for 2 today, first time even loading 405 on the bar for squat so that felt pretty good. think I could have gone for 3 or 4 even but didnt want to push it as ive only been working in 5rm range for months.
Any critiques on form? Would this be good enough depth for a meet?
drive.google.com/open?id=1NxXPdiMZFgGsRaWHJTZFV9UreUpo83Ak

The dept was objectively good but I've seen ipf judges with a stick up their ass red light lifts at that level just warning ya. How much you weigh?

weigh around 230 right now.
Been bulking for 9/10 months ive been lifting. Did a cut when my gym schedule got fucked by real life events, so didnt even really have cutting as part of the plan. I just want to lift heavy as fuck

>watching documentary on food and scientific flavor
>they talk about the body's response to capsaicin
>mention it triggers the fight or flight response and releases adrenaline
>suddenly get an idea

What if before max effort attempts you ate a very hot chili to get a rush of adrenaline and make yourself stronger?

dont they already do this with ammonia caps?