Can't train to be taller

>>Can't train for a bigger dick.

I beg to differ

this but unironically. I only lift for fun but I know it is pointless. With my terrible stats even at /max shred/ I would only be able to get a fat roastie coalburner at best.

>Can't train to be taller.
True, unless you get lift shoes

>Can't train for a bigger dick.
True but save your 13k pennies and you can get the silicon implant that adds 2 inches length and 2 inches girth

dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3497852/New-hope-men-wanting-enlarge-manhood-Silicone-penis-implant-adds-two-inches-girth-length-lasts-life.html

All is not lost user

this.
>mfw 5'11, 6.9 inch dick, very small bald spot.

there's no point in even trying, just kill me

>Can't train for a bigger dick without damaging it beyond the point of sexual usability.

Sure, you can get an extra inch with all that pumping/jelquing/whatever.
But odds are you'll also end up with a limp, bruised wet noodle.

well i can tell you if you're using fitness as a way to mask an insecurity you're setting yourself up for failure & heartache

before starting any kind of fitness program you should get yourself together, consider therapy

but you can stretch and hope to grow by 1-2".

is it possible to even be aware of being a personalitylet

every human thinks they're the #1

>every human thinks they're the #1
that fact you typed this out shows you're essentially a personalitylet, friend

I spend my entire childhood alone and my personality is nonexistent, so yeah.

get high test so ur erections are 1/4 longer and wider

there's a personality there, you just have to bring it out by interacting with people constantly -- easier said than done, i know... try church and explain your situation

>mfw 5'2, 5 inch dick, have a very high hairline since childhood + thin hair so it will always look like I'm balding
You fucking crybaby. I fucking wish I was at least 5'9

Listen you whining little faggot, know what actual adult people do? They make do the best they can with what life deals with them. They don't whine and cry on the goddamned internet like some weak little child like you're doing. You're pathetic, I'd slap the shit out of you if you were in front of me whining about your goddamned height and your goddamned DICK, you little shit. Shut the actual fuck up and DEAL WITH IT or go kill yourself, either way nobody has to listen to your SHIT anymore. Now FUCK OFF and don't fucking come back into Veeky Forums until you straighten your shit out, you little cunt.

wow how have you not ended it yet

>thought I was 7" for years
>measure last night
>6.7" × 5"
>mfw

Contemplating sudoku atm senpai

lol kys boomer fuck. You can't stop me from complaining

>You can't stop me from complaining
Not on the internet I can't, but someone should slap the shit out of you, you little faggot cunt.

>all he can do is SEETH on the internet
watch me make a dozen more feels threads dumb faggot

>only ever whines and complains on the internets
>never actually does anything to change his situation
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did it feel good letting that frustration out?

thanks for turning this into a legitimate feels/complaining thread btw

You train to live long enough where dick/height/hair enhancements are cheap and obtainable

>>Can't train to be taller.

6'10" motherfucker here. You don't want to be taller, trust me. You'd hit your head on fucking everything.

would you trade being 6' 10" for 5' 5"?

you seem to imply that building muscle is the only way of improving self, rest is genetic

Full disclosure I am an overweight shitbag trying to fix himself. If I am my same weight at 5'5" then abso-fucking-loutely not.

If it's a proportional thing then OK.

To be the best version of you you can be.

I'm 6'1" with an 8 inch dick. I thank god everyday. Just pray for reincarnation bro, I believe in you.

I have nothing better to do with my life.

Well desu I get laid anyways, it's just a lot harder (have to search for literal midget tier women) and I don't really care about anything that much regardless so I wouldn't consider killing myself. I'd rather stay alive since nothing matters in the end anyways, might as well enjoy the things I can enjoy.

Sounds like you have it figured out my man. Good on you.

>8 inch
mhm in reality its 6 inch like every other guy on planet earth

How do you know? Stop being a faggot incel

Dicklet cope

I guess i have fun doing it. And the bro friends you make in the gym make that hour or so worth it

so how long is big dick anyway?

:^) it sure is bud

According to Patrice O'Neal - Kevin Hart has a monster sized dick.

We all got dealt different cards. Just play your hand as best you can. Remember - to call your bluff - they gotta buy in.

>can't take inches from height and add to penis
Gladly would shrink (torso not legs) for a fucking monster dong.

>nothing matters in the end

Boy isn’t that a freeing realisation?

fuck bitches acquire monies

I know right?
>tfw patiently waiting for death, not because I loathe life but purely out of curiosity
>if I don't die, my personal belief of reality merely being a dream, within a dream, within a dream is correct, I instantly become lucid and achieve God powers
>if I die, I get a comfy eternal rest
It's a win-win situation.

Eh, being tall isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sure, you don't have to reach for things on the top shelf and maybe a career in basketball, but it's not easy. Me being 6'7, I have to custom order my pants, duck under doorways, and I'm too tall to go on any of the rides in six flags. I'm not saying being tall sucks. as a matter of fact, I don't mind being 6'7. I'm just saying it isn't an easy life.

Would you rather be 6' ?