1. You are under 6 feet tall 2. You make under 100k a year 3. You have bad muscle insertions 4. You do not have the willpower to stay at most 12 percent bf year round 5. you are anything other than a white male 6. your teeth are fucked up, not perfect and white 7 you do not have a full head of hair that with zero grey hairs 8 you do not have a thick dark beard with no patches 9. you have any social disorders 10. Took you longer than age 17 to loose your V card 11. play video games or watch any gay ass cartoons/anime in any capacity
Just a reminder to you fags.
Ethan Williams
>loose your V card lrn to spellcheck dipshit
Ryan Adams
So basically do the opposite of everything you’ve done in your life. Thanks for the advice user.
Cameron Long
Piss off. You can make it lads, if you're healthy (Actually healthy, not landwhale 'healthy') and confident with yourself. We'll all make it. We might never be perfect, but if we work to improve ourselves, we will make it.
Camden Butler
>being over 6 feet tall
enjoy being dyel m8
Julian Barnes
1-10 are me. i did like dragon ball z when i was a wee lad and i did watch samurai champloo from start to finish when i was 16.
oh well. we're all worm food in the end.
Tyler Nelson
>186cm tall (almost 6'2'') (1) >economics student, will have a 60k ish starting salary, will earn more later. (1) >have a short biceps insertion and my calfs need work, but the rest is nice. (0,5) >true (0) >am white (1) >have good teeth (1) >have full head of hair and no grey hair (1) >have no beard :( (0) >well i am a bit shy around unknown people, but i love to be on partys etc. (1) >was a cute guy with bieber cut when it was in, shit was cash (1) >i play some strategy/thinking/logic deduction games for the braingains. (0,5)
I'll give myself a solid 8/11 on the making it scale
Ryan Diaz
>Sings a song about how you never make it >There's your sign
Jason Mitchell
Pic related
Tyler Stewart
cope harder
Justin Collins
1. You are under 6 feet tall >nope 2. You make under 100k a year >lol no 3. You have bad muscle insertions >sure 4. You do not have the willpower to stay at most 12 percent bf year round >not at all 5. you are anything other than a white male >this, I actually am 6. your teeth are fucked up, not perfect and white >correct 7 you do not have a full head of hair that with zero grey hairs >nope, balding 8. you do not have a thick dark beard with no patches >nope, quite patchy 9. you have any social disorders >plenty 10. Took you longer than age 17 to loose your V card >not even close 11. play video games or watch any gay ass cartoons/anime in any capacity >correct on all counts
And yet, I still get laid like crazy. What's your excuse?
Jaxson Wilson
>could've lost v-card once at age 17 >now a 26 HHKV
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS
Dylan Walker
1. yes 2. yes 3. yes 4. yes 5. yes 6. yes 7. yes 8. yes 9. yes 10. yes 11. yes am i goign 2 meak it
Luis Howard
Laid like crazy? That sounds spergy and tiztic
Justin Thomas
>6. your teeth are fucked up, not perfect and white Teeth are not naturally white.
Colton Parker
>Sings
>WALK INTO GYM >DOWN TO GORRRKKKYYYY PARRRK >YOU CAN HEAR THE WIND >OF CHAAANNNGGGGEEEEE
Julian Perry
1. yes 2. yes 3. yes 4. no 5. no 6. no 7. no 8. no 9. no 10. yes 11. no
Chase Lewis
>no social disorders >browsing Veeky Forums
Easton Gonzalez
autism? /vp/ leaking?
Jaxson Allen
you forgot 12. you tell others they will never make it.
Leo Robinson
>Still comes to a gay Chinese basketweaving forum and autistically types this out for validation. I'd bump that down to a 1/10