Sings you will never make it

1. You are under 6 feet tall
2. You make under 100k a year
3. You have bad muscle insertions
4. You do not have the willpower to stay at most 12 percent bf year round
5. you are anything other than a white male
6. your teeth are fucked up, not perfect and white
7 you do not have a full head of hair that with zero grey hairs
8 you do not have a thick dark beard with no patches
9. you have any social disorders
10. Took you longer than age 17 to loose your V card
11. play video games or watch any gay ass cartoons/anime in any capacity


Just a reminder to you fags.

>loose your V card
lrn to spellcheck dipshit

So basically do the opposite of everything you’ve done in your life.
Thanks for the advice user.

Piss off. You can make it lads, if you're healthy (Actually healthy, not landwhale 'healthy') and confident with yourself. We'll all make it. We might never be perfect, but if we work to improve ourselves, we will make it.

>being over 6 feet tall

enjoy being dyel m8

1-10 are me.
i did like dragon ball z when i was a wee lad and i did watch samurai champloo from start to finish when i was 16.

oh well. we're all worm food in the end.

>186cm tall (almost 6'2'') (1)
>economics student, will have a 60k ish starting salary, will earn more later. (1)
>have a short biceps insertion and my calfs need work, but the rest is nice. (0,5)
>true (0)
>am white (1)
>have good teeth (1)
>have full head of hair and no grey hair (1)
>have no beard :( (0)
>well i am a bit shy around unknown people, but i love to be on partys etc. (1)
>was a cute guy with bieber cut when it was in, shit was cash (1)
>i play some strategy/thinking/logic deduction games for the braingains. (0,5)

I'll give myself a solid 8/11 on the making it scale

>Sings a song about how you never make it
>There's your sign

Pic related

cope harder

1. You are under 6 feet tall
>nope
2. You make under 100k a year
>lol no
3. You have bad muscle insertions
>sure
4. You do not have the willpower to stay at most 12 percent bf year round
>not at all
5. you are anything other than a white male
>this, I actually am
6. your teeth are fucked up, not perfect and white
>correct
7 you do not have a full head of hair that with zero grey hairs
>nope, balding
8. you do not have a thick dark beard with no patches
>nope, quite patchy
9. you have any social disorders
>plenty
10. Took you longer than age 17 to loose your V card
>not even close
11. play video games or watch any gay ass cartoons/anime in any capacity
>correct on all counts

And yet, I still get laid like crazy. What's your excuse?

>could've lost v-card once at age 17
>now a 26 HHKV

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME
TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

1. yes
2. yes
3. yes
4. yes
5. yes
6. yes
7. yes
8. yes
9. yes
10. yes
11. yes
am i goign 2 meak it

Laid like crazy?
That sounds spergy and tiztic

>6. your teeth are fucked up, not perfect and white
Teeth are not naturally white.

>Sings

>WALK INTO GYM
>DOWN TO GORRRKKKYYYY PARRRK
>YOU CAN HEAR THE WIND
>OF CHAAANNNGGGGEEEEE

1. yes
2. yes
3. yes
4. no
5. no
6. no
7. no
8. no
9. no
10. yes
11. no

>no social disorders
>browsing Veeky Forums

autism? /vp/ leaking?

you forgot
12. you tell others they will never make it.

>Still comes to a gay Chinese basketweaving forum and autistically types this out for validation.
I'd bump that down to a 1/10