Be an amateur boxer

See, here's the problem with your thread, OP: If you really were an 'amateur boxer', you'd likely have enough self confidence that you wouldn't feel the need to shitpost on Veeky Forums about it like you're doing here. So I don't believe you. At best you're a shitty boxer and scared shitless of just about everyone, and get your ass handed to you every single time. Either way GTFO, you're a fag.

>training to fight when guns exist

(cont.)
>work at a postage factory
>make minimum wage
>spend all money on protein shakes and steroids
>have gay bodybuilder friends who always are grunting
>start being legit gay for the male body's muscular form noticing naked men in the locker rooms and flexing in the mirror for hours at a time
>even do gay poses together with other bodybuilders infront of mirrors
>be broke living with parents
>it....it'll be ok if i keep lifting...

I don't even care about the mean mugging because I'm above that (pun intended) but what I do find pity in is that these guys are going to a commercial gym and hit the bag to try to inflate their egos when they should be doing that wherever actual boxers train.
Sure you might scare a normie commercial gym-goer or two but you are only doing it because you are the lowest of the low in a "boxing" gym.

For the sake of shitposting, you can argue that the fast hands boxing gives you would help you draw your gun faster.

I wonder how long it will take for you to realize that this attitude is why you're a complete loser with no friends

>Sure you might scare a normie commercial gym-goer or two but you are only doing it because you are the lowest of the low in a "boxing" gym.
I can tell you've never been to a boxing gym you worthless faggot.

This is the wrong mentality.
Most boxing gyms have limited hours when they open. Regular gyms are open almost 16 to 24 hours a day.
Boxers go there for extra work.

You are weak garbage who's intimidated and start judging everyone else.

Guess what, they're better than you. You're literally just inflating your body. I can kill you whenever I'd like.

>projection

>t. coping manlet who can't punch harder than the average 2pl8 benching curlbro

Enjoy your brain damage

>tfw 2pl8 bench
I-Is it that bad?

it's okay to admit that somebody else is right, user
sooner or later you have to realize that nobody, not a single person on this earth, enjoys the company of cocky idiots who are too stupid to recognize their shortcomings

>sooner or later you have to realize that nobody, not a single person on this earth, enjoys the company of cocky idiots who are too stupid to recognize their shortcomings
It's incredible how stupid you are with your projections and self-descriptions.
There's nothing more egotistical than bodybuilders.
Literally the definition of cocky idiots.

Boxers eat dirt through dedication and become humble. But we can kill you whenever.

>bragging about being humble
you're just proving my point user

Alright, there's plenty of bait to take here.
>I can tell you've never been to a boxing gym you worthless faggot.
Nice detective work faggot.
>You are weak garbage who's intimidated and start judging everyone else.
I think that's hard for you to say when my eyes are at least 8 inches above yours lol.
>Guess what, they're better than you. You're literally just inflating your body. I can kill you whenever I'd like.
I doubt it.
A more effective strategy would be to kick my shins or kneecaps you manlet.

To Veeky Forums yes.
Get to lmao3pl8 and you're gucci.

>bragging when describing
keep trolling
keep being worthless
keep going to the gym with your routine with other bulky onion smelling idiots
keep having 0 value to your body while I make thousands

feels good man

There's no bait. You're a bodybuilder wannabe who posts anime girls on Veeky Forums. That's why you replied. This is your life.
Now
keep living with your parents
keep making no money
keep shitposting
keep spending all your minimum wage on protein supplements
I'll be making thousands soon just for playing a sport

feels good man

>trying this hard to be better than other people on an anonymous message board
nobody here or anywhere else cares who you are, and that includes me
take your inferiority complex somewhere else

>trying this hard
typing a post takes no effort
if you think any of this takes effort you're literally a future walmart worker
>inferiority complex
Yes, that's the #1 reason for bodybuilding. You can keep building without ever facing failure of being defeated by another. You're a coward lol.

>being this emotionally charged over people with bigger muscles than you.
This is why we say manlets will never learn.

there was no emotions to this post. i'm literally listing facts.
if you feel like there's emotional attachments to this, it's your own insecurities and soy boy emotions coming out.

but keep being you... you know, the worthless bodybuilder with no money.

>You can keep building without ever facing failure of being defeated by another.
you keep calling me out on "projecting" and then you go ahead and do it yourself

I make more money than you do just by sitting on my ass beating people at video games in online and offline tournaments + sponsorship money lol

>I make more money than you do just by sitting on my ass beating people at video games in online and offline tournaments + sponsorship money lol
no, not really
i'll be making more than sodapoppin soon

>takes up amateur boxing
>"bet that bitch will think twice about asking for child support now"

>>You can keep building without ever facing failure of being defeated by another.
>you keep calling me out on "projecting" and then you go ahead and do it yourself
Sorry not even him but I read this and I gotta say you're a fucking idiot who doesn't understand what projecting means.

You prefaced the entire thread in your OP post with you staring down "bodybuilder wannabe faggots" and having fantasies about you hurting them for no reason.
Can you tell me how this entire thread isn't a response to you having hurt feelings and lashing out at people taller and bigger than you?

Imagine being this insecure

KILL THEM OP BEAT THEORNASSES

Can't wait until you get a pansy injury and quit your "career" along with those thousands of dollars

>Can you tell me how this entire thread isn't a response to you having hurt feelings and lashing out at people taller and bigger than you?

normal people don't have this

only bodybuilders do because they're insecure about being small and super emotional from all the steroids and hormones. like a girl on PMS.
it's actually really pathetic... like I said, I can kill you whenever. I have no care for you. I made this thread on a whim.

This is true

Look at all the >tfw threads made by wannbe bodybuilders and all the "i wanna kms after a workout" threads

>making assumptions about people based on a mental image you have created of the person
pretty sure i know what im talking about

you know that different people have different motivations for doing something and they're not all the same person right

>>You can keep building without ever facing failure of being defeated by another.
>you keep calling me out on "projecting" and then you go ahead and do it yourself
>>making assumptions about people based on a mental image you have created of the person
No, you fucking retard. Jesus Christ.

lmgtfy.com/?q=projecting

HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT PROJECTING IS
LOLOL
IT MEANS YOU'RE POINTING OUT YOUR OWN INSECURITIES THROUGH INSULTS TO ANOTHER YOU FUCKING MORON LOLOL

FUCKING DUMBASS BODYBUILDER WANNABE LOLOL TAKE ANOTHER STEROID TO YOUR BRAIN

It makes me sad that people like you continue to post on this board.
>hurr I'm going to go on the fitness board of an anonymous Cambodian goat-herding forum and complain about the board culture and impose my own set of retarded beliefs.
You are fishing for (You)s because you are inventing fantasies of fights with imaginary buff guys that you can felate yourself to.
Everybody but you can see this thread as a deconstruction of that.

man you know making posts like this only proves my point about you being a tryhard

>I'm the real deal. The real functionality. The real man.

keep projecting
>t makes me sad that people like you continue to post on this board.
that's because you're a fucking loser who spends 1 hour at the gym and then 8 hours on Veeky Forums. that's why you have folders of anime image macros. this is your social life, that's why you feel entitled. it's pretty pathetic how you're masking your attention begging. gonna stop replying to any post with a anime face macro and just hide those posts. keep being a loser. i know you read this.

>trying to extrapolate this much information from one post
ask me how i know you have less than 90 iq

I have a homegym and I hit the double end bag between sets just to do something. Used to hit the boxing bag before sets before I broke my wrist.
I don't know what I'd do in a commercial gym though. It seems like there'd always be something else to do. I think I'd be overwhelmed.

You won't make any money because you suck dick. If you were good you'd post your fights.

Please be honest with me, how new are you to Veeky Forums?
If you are shook from the shitposting power of smug anime girls then you are clearly native to leddit or fakebook.
Like, why are you even here?
>pic related, it's you.

lol you're garbage who wishes he was some fucking esports streamer faggot. that's like the worst shit you can become in life. pathetic beg lord.

>basing your worth on your ability to physically injure other people
are you ok user? you dont have to keep up the tough and macho act on an anonymous burrito rolling forum

>My body will earn me thousands of dollars when I turn pro.
maybe if you get into gay porn

How does it feel op to know that anyone who has ever trained muay thai could seperate you from the living with one kick? You seem like the type who would quit from a leg kick and say the guy cheated.

im the guy who makes money playing video games, not the guy you're replying to

all of my money comes from sponsorship and tournament winnings, streaming is for retards only

You still haven't posted your amateur fights. Right now I can tell you're worse than Charlie Z.

>im the guy who makes money playing video games
worst shit you can become in life
literally janitor tier

>make money doing something you enjoy doing
vs
>make money doing something you hate doing
i'd rather get paid to do my hobbies than be a janitor user

At least you won't get brain damaged by both boxing and having a chip on your shoulder and getting slammed on the concrete a few times.

absolutely disgusting
you failed as a human if you think this is good

>you failed as a human if you succeeded in your goal of getting good enough at something you enjoy doing to get paid to do it
good thing i dont let retards on Veeky Forums dictate to me what is or isnt success

This might be the gayest fantasy someone’s ever posted on here.

you can keep lying to me on Veeky Forums but your parents are forever disappointed in you
forever

also lol at anyone who meets a girl and tells her he's a videogame player.. enjoy having literally a retard as your child who'll be a game addict because his dad is a gaming retard too

>y-you're just lying r-right?
you do realize you just forfeit the pissing contest right

also nice job assuming that video games is my only hobby lol

this is so autistic pls somebody make an ms paint comic depicting this guy's wet dream

>be an amateur mixed martial artist
>some angry faggot comes up to me and starts flailing his arms around like he’s Charlie Z
>gotta put a stop to this before someone gets hurt
>I choke him out and stick a beer bottle up his ass when he’s down

i literally pity you for being a pro videogame player
infact i think i share that pity for every pro gamer i know.. daigo, jwong, floe.. fucking pathetic lives..

well you can go ahead and pity me
i'll be over here making money from doing nothing but sitting on my ass and being good at video games

good luck with your amateur boxing """"""career"""""" LOL

>never get sponsored until they take enough gear to destroy both their brain and testicles
>when I turn pro
If you're going to compare "going pro" in both cases, you're going to also have to talk about how being a pro boxer results in serious brain damage, and a really fucked up/scarred face, possibly with cauliflower ear.

>earn me thousands of dollars
This is also an interesting point: the lower-to-mid level "pro boxers" don't make all that much money. In the US, in 2012, the median pay for a professional boxer was only $40,060. They'd probably also struggle to push past a 12 year career, even if you start quite young.

On the other hand, a lot of "pro bodybuilders" are stepping away from the competitions, and pretty much becoming "pro personal trainers" and social media shills which can earn you quite a decent living. While I doubt any pro bodybuilder is pulling Mayweather money, the average, "do this for a living" kind of guy probably makes more money, and probably has a longer career.

And isn't going to develop cte

>One of you at my gym who seems to be a faggot
>Does this to me one day
>tfw I just want to do my routine, get home, Jack off and play Monster Hunter and catch up with muh anime
Fuck off

Lol This moron is funny

It's difficult TBQH. I wonder if anybody has told our future Parkinsons patient about guns....

Only if I get to keep the royalties from the video.

You’ve got the cardio just pray they don’t last long enough to connect

What if a bodybuilder benches 3pl8, does mauy thai and jiu jitsu?

Martial arts>>>Everything else