>want to do cleans
>place is already spotless
Want to do cleans
>want to do curls
>already got a jewfro
>squat in gym
>they revoke my membership
>want to do pulldowns
>already feel bad about myself
>Lunge
>Before bregfast
Try snatch pr
Can't grab it
>Trying to train traps
>They keep refusing to put the skirt on
>try snatch
>i prefer dick
ebin
>incline bench press
>do it anyway
>Chin ups
>Posture was fine
>farmers walk
>not a farmer
>squat in the gym
>I get evicted
>want to bench press
>forgot my journalist again
>clean and jerk
>actually a pretty decent guy, but not too tidy
>read about military press online
>enlist in the army
>leg extensions
>don't get taller
what a scam
>skull crusher
>dont hurt my head in any way
kek
> bicep curls
> upper arm still straight
> deadlifts
> still alive
>want to deadlift
>not dying
> good mornings
> morning still bad
Geg
> did good mornings during evening workout
> circadian rhythm messed up, can't sleep
>want to do calf raises
>there’s not a cow in sight
Will I make it?
haha good one alex
>went to gym for to do Romanian deadlifts
>babushka no is waiting for me at home
What have I done?
>want to do preacher curls
>atheist gym
alex?
>bent over rows
>fuckboi forgot to bring paddles
> pull-ups
> arms obviously pulling down
>try to use resistance band
>it’s futile
> stairmaster makes you master of stairs
> still a slave to capitalist heteropatriarchy
haha fuck off matt
aaaayyyyy
>Use arc trainer
>Noah isn’t impressed
> dumbell flyes
> dumbells don't fly
> back extensions
> back length never changes
> did russian twists
> got investigated by FBI
BWAHAHAHA YOU GOT ME
>use ab roller
>abs are still lumpy
>do landmine presses
>gym explodes
Moron, it's decline bench press.
...
>Do gorilla press
>Don't have a translator
>clean
>then jerk
Holy fucking kek
>barbell
>doesn't even ring
>bench
>sit
...
>do box jumps
>box stays on the ground
Fuuugggggggg :-DDDDDDD
>try to improve pr
>boss says its not my job
>deadlift
>achieve phd in necromancy
Consider these almonds activated.
>german volume training
>nowhere near 6 gorrillian reps
>want to do Arnold Press
>name isn't "Arnold"
>cropping out the milkies
>chin ups
>still depressed
>Want to do Starting Strength
>Already a world-class powerlifter
>dumb belles
>girls are actually smart
>protein bar
>eaten by amateur teen
>free weights
>cost a lot
>Joan isn't impressed either