Want to do cleans

>want to do cleans
>place is already spotless

>want to do curls
>already got a jewfro

>squat in gym
>they revoke my membership

>want to do pulldowns
>already feel bad about myself

>Lunge
>Before bregfast

Try snatch pr
Can't grab it

>Trying to train traps
>They keep refusing to put the skirt on

>try snatch
>i prefer dick

ebin

>incline bench press
>do it anyway

>Chin ups
>Posture was fine

>farmers walk
>not a farmer

>squat in the gym
>I get evicted

>want to bench press
>forgot my journalist again

>clean and jerk
>actually a pretty decent guy, but not too tidy

>read about military press online
>enlist in the army

>leg extensions
>don't get taller
what a scam

>skull crusher
>dont hurt my head in any way

kek

> bicep curls
> upper arm still straight

> deadlifts
> still alive

>want to deadlift
>not dying

> good mornings
> morning still bad

Geg

> did good mornings during evening workout
> circadian rhythm messed up, can't sleep

>want to do calf raises
>there’s not a cow in sight
Will I make it?

haha good one alex

>went to gym for to do Romanian deadlifts
>babushka no is waiting for me at home
What have I done?

>want to do preacher curls
>atheist gym

alex?

>bent over rows
>fuckboi forgot to bring paddles

> pull-ups
> arms obviously pulling down

>try to use resistance band
>it’s futile

> stairmaster makes you master of stairs
> still a slave to capitalist heteropatriarchy

haha fuck off matt

aaaayyyyy

>Use arc trainer
>Noah isn’t impressed

> dumbell flyes
> dumbells don't fly

> back extensions
> back length never changes

> did russian twists
> got investigated by FBI

BWAHAHAHA YOU GOT ME

>use ab roller
>abs are still lumpy

>do landmine presses
>gym explodes

Moron, it's decline bench press.

...

>Do gorilla press
>Don't have a translator

>clean
>then jerk

Holy fucking kek

>barbell
>doesn't even ring

>bench
>sit

...

>do box jumps
>box stays on the ground

Fuuugggggggg :-DDDDDDD

>try to improve pr
>boss says its not my job

>deadlift
>achieve phd in necromancy

Consider these almonds activated.

>german volume training
>nowhere near 6 gorrillian reps

>want to do Arnold Press
>name isn't "Arnold"

>cropping out the milkies

>chin ups
>still depressed

>Want to do Starting Strength
>Already a world-class powerlifter

>dumb belles
>girls are actually smart

>protein bar
>eaten by amateur teen

>free weights
>cost a lot

>Joan isn't impressed either