Partying with your bros

>paying for friends
Heh, kid, I'd rather sit in my wizard glory with my Veeky Forumscunts making mad memes son.

While Chad is smashing pussy, I'm researching pick-up techniques. While Chad is getting drunk at the club, I am studying the optimal amount of alcohol needed to make a woman find you more attractive. While Chad is at the gym lifting, I'm here learning the optimal way to structure my routine.

Heh, Chad... that's nothing. I'm an olympiad, a marvel upon this board. We're all going to make it cunts. Just a few more shitposts first though...

Chad will be long past his prime while you are a fully grown slayer. Life is a marathon not a sprint

Probably not though, actually, because you're clearly very much an autist

Heh, say that to my face irl cunt. You won't lol.

>Buying networking

What if I do? Will I then face the wrath of your blade?

isnt that that thing where you have to do a bunch of gay shit but
>haha its just initiation bro
>we're just hazing you bro
>bro, its not gay, its just a tradition bro

no thanks im good

yes i would and do

>*wipes the cheeto dust off of my finger tips*
>"hmph... fools like you never cease to amaze me"
>*lighting dashes across every wall in your house at hydraulic speeds*
>the ground quakes from my landing behind you
>footprints, the size of bigfoot's, left in my wake
>*flicks your head off your shoulder with absolute ease*
>"heh... I guess you were in way over your head."
>*cracks a crisp moutain dew open from the mini fridge next to my nintendo switch*
>"chadlets, when will they learn?"

...

you and i both. not worth fantasizing about because its not a life of quality id think. it chews you up and shits you back out.

Me on the far right with black bikini

says the guy who was never in a frat. thats all rumors u idiot. fraternity was the best three years of my life and you fags can't seem to grasp the fact that its fucking kickass and there a few downsides.

Because I was an ugly loser with no social skills and of an ethnicity with no fraternities.
I really wouldn't have known how to pledge let alone actually pass pledging.

Health issues kept me out of school
I easily could have been a frat Chad
People say it's "buying friends" but sit on a computer jerking off to feminine penis while Chad gets a comfy job in finance handed to him making 350k a year at his buddy's dad's company

because im not american
because my parent arent rich

Most of my friends were in the frat, so I basically got all the benefits without having to deal with the bullshit.

my school doesn't have fraternities and frat faggots are the most unbearable idiots, even the smart ones with great grades who make things, on the face of the planet. No group of humans makes having fun so unfun

I am Member of a German fraternity.
Its great,but the alcohol works strong against the gains.

Do you have a Schmiss?

Only one on the head.
But I have Corpsbrüder with Schmissen all around the face.

xDDDDDDD

Because i managed to do those things without having to buy friends.

Next

I didn’t want to go to college because I was getting experience in a trade like someone who wants job security.

:P

I'm not american and we dont have frats here but Ive seen so many online vids and small snapchats of some fat drunk kid fucking prime sluts in parties so im pretty sure its about the money and no one really cares about your abs when everyone is almost black out drunk

stay mad. those dad bods slay hot pussy left and right

> Insulting people for buying friends.

I tried college before where i commuted from home. It was an awful experience and I made zero friends.

I just went to a part with the frat i'm trying to join and for the first time a party was actually fun. There was more than one person there that i knew that i could talk to. Then there was actually a good ratio of chicks, unlike the other parties i went to before.

Because it is somewhat serious business here.
>yfw many of them actually still fight with these (sharp) swords and scars in the face are somekind of distinctive mark for them to recognize each other in public

Delta Chi oldfag reporting in. Can confirm, never slayed as much pussy as I did when I was active in the chapter. It was a non-stop carousel of easy 9/10's. Pretty much the most fun I ever had in my life.

Bcause im grown and not a bitch boy pretending to be an adult in college.

degenerate

> Paying $20k per year to attend school
> Paying extra for friends
> Willingly getting alcohol poisoning to impress a bunch of vapid faggots
> Partying instead of paying attention to your education
> Not finding a true waifu before it's too late

I don't enjoy spending time with the kinds of people that join fraternities

I'm not chad enough to be in a frat, even if they existed here

"Retard" you faggot.

>and the sorority chicks are getting fat
holy shit this
No one ever realizes this, but the constant partying and degeneracy really starts to show through after 2-3 years

>in frat
>100% alcoholic fuccbois and hypebeasts
>leave frat because it has nothing but negative effects on my life
>get invited to party few years after graduating
>all of them look 40
>beer guts everywhere
>they're in their late 20s
Dodged a bullet tbqh

I smell cope

Because college is a waste of time and money.

t. man with an proper Veeky Forums job working at a mill for over $30 an hour

because I'm not a dyel fanuch

>a few downsides
yeah bro its just initiation bro come on
suck his dick bro
do it bro

>2018
>not throwing flatscreen TVs at Stacy's head as an opener
youtube.com/watch?v=h6Uaq9FzTzo

>ywn be american
>ywn have dorms and frats
It's the only thing I envy. College was so fucking boring because all I did was study. I know it's not supposed to be just party but come on, I studied 5 hours a day and that was enough to get really good grades. I didn't even study on weekends and literally just jerked off and played vidya.

loser

it sounds like ur in the denial that u wasted 3 years of your life to try and achieve the "typical college partyer" dream but only to realize that college is a shit show and you wasted your parents thousands of dollars for a shit party where you can feel cool for a couple of minutes

>loser
I'm sorry I didn't have easy mode college. The only thing I did have easy mode on is that it's free lol at least I won't get decades of debt

why didnt you have fun on weekends? Life is more than grades, experiences do matter

THE BLADE

I go to community college

>the look she gives him
wtf
An ugly guy would have had the cops called on him instantaneously

I didn't have any friends. I moved to another city and left all my friends behind. It's not as easy as burgeristan where you just go to a dorm and you're forced to socialize.
I'm not complaining about the study either. I literally studied out of boredom. I could have studied 3 hours a day and did just as good. I just had nothing else to do, might as well get good grades.

This
You're not buying friends, you're buying into a networking program.

...

>sorority-esque guild opens at uni
>have no friends, so consider joining
>remember why I have no friends
>homeschooled completely removed from civilisation
>never learned social skills

Fuck this gay earth.

I’ve heard some gay ass shit happens in frat houses. I knew this pledge who did the biscuit game, where the pledges have to jerk on a biscuit, and last one who cums eats it. I’ve heard of others sucking dick. Also frat house smell like shit and vomit. Only in America would “men” go through all this for pussy

The only one coping is you, buddy

Because I was already older than the other frat pledges and could legally buy alcohol. I already had friends I could just meet at a bar at any time.

Also their initiation stuff was legitimately retarded (like carry this flowery backpack around at all times).

/thread

I am from Europe but I kinda really don't wanna hang around with these type of people.
Don't get me wrong I love partying and drinking but the kind of dudebros who just worship beer and chicks over all, would do a pussy licking sign with their mouths unironically and feel no shame (or even see it as a badge of honor) when they vomit from drinking too much is the kind of company I avoid.
If that means I end up not getting laid by Stacys then so be it.

I'm not from USA so frats in my country are not a thing.

It's not like that anywhere else but the rich, upper class, fancy colleges filled with straight A students who can't express their feelings and words without emojis. Greek life is gay as fuck.

COPE

I was, it was great

It's not gay if it's part of initiation!

I was and technically still am, faggot

I partied with a lot but I was such a fat fuck I would never get laid, what's done is done but man I wish I got Veeky Forums earlier in life.

I didn't do much about it until 22 years old, now the hard part is adjusting to the mires and female attention. I still feel like "the old me" but every time I see someone from high school or something they go "OMG user is that even you?!?" I had to show a co-worker my old school ID to prove I was fat cause she didn't believe me

Boi I can tell you right now there’s no such thing as a “comfy” finance job

Great job :)

Frats are pretty gay but I did one out of boredom after I stopped playing a sport at my school bc you couldn't have that much of a social life at my lame ass college without joining one. Can attest that it was worth it, as long as you join a good one and are decent looking getting laid is easy as fuck. I feel bad for any dad with a daughter in a sorority though, i'd disown my future daughter if she did any of the things I saw these girls do in college

I'm not American and to my understanding, frats are where young dudes gather to smoke pot, play video games and gangbang some other eager young dude who seems to be enjoying it. Also they never seem to use a condom.

Correct me if I am wrong all the videos about "frats" have been a variation of the above.

Pot video games and no condoms is a pretty accurate summary. I had a girlfriend for awhile and after breaking up and switching to sorority girls I was pretty disgusted at how all of them let you hit it raw. I probably have an std

There were no girls in the videos I have seen

Frats are kinda lame and shallow, and most of the "friends" you make from them are fake as fuck. You definitely don't to be in one to party, slay chicks, etc.

t. a college junior currently active in a frat

yeah there aren't gonna be girls when you're watching gay porn

Sounds about right, though the stereotypical ones with ripped beautiful people like on TV only happen at wealthy schools or schools with super popular sports teams. You’re average college frat wannabe Chads and Stacies that think it brings them status

I asked a good friend of mine what he thought about me going greek at 27, when I finish this enlistment. He said I shouldn't. He told me it's great for freshmen and sophomores to make connections and learn about campus life, but that juniors and seniors are too old and weathered for greek life. Having ready access to booze before you're 21 is the best feature of greek life- once you're 21, the cons heavily outweigh the pros. Especially since at 21 you should be focused on your studies, internship, etc. He recommended I make friends with greek guys and go party with them at 27, but not to join the actual fraternities themselves. It's a high schooler's institution to get you socially active, in his mind.

I didn't go greek when I was at college because back then I felt the same way that he does now. I regret a lot, but not that.

Coming from someone who just graduated and was in a frat, main reason you shouldn't join at this point is because of the age difference. Most of the people who go to these parties are mostly between 18-21, there can be 22 and 23 year olds but they tend to go less than the underclassmen. Perfectly fine for you to go to bars with them but you're gonna feel weird being 27 at a frat party and you're going to need to explain to everyone why you're 27 and there

Good job lad.

Right... did you read my post?

They are degenerates and are going to get mediocre jobs because of neglecting their academics.

>paying for friends
>pretending you’re hot shit at uni when everyone hates you

its not gay if you say no homo, faggot.

Yes people should be made fun of for buying friends and networking.
>Literally paying for something free.

+100k in student loans just to party

no thanks

You're not buying friends, you're buying into a network, pooling money for parties, paying for houses, and subsidizing whatever trips or holidays you take with your chapter.

Even though I was in a bottom tier frat I can say I made a few friends for life and would never have given it up.

oh poorfags...

Because i'm not a filthy degenerate

>Implying not fiscally conservative and make less then you.
Greek life is just another nigger/poor tier use of money.

The endless stream of fake IDs was nice while I was