ITT: Things that trigger Veeky Forums

>Stop being so sensitive user
>Man up
>Bring that juicy ass over here Ano-

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if I set my bike to a high enough gear it no longer counts as cardio

Got me, nice

im a grill

>send video to my gf of me hitting 4pl8 deadlift
>”oh nice haha”

>haha
The bane of my existence right there

>gf

>only set of dip-bars in the gym
>someone is doing leg raises on this thing
>instead of getting off to rest, they just fucking stand there for 5 minutes
I swear to fucking god if any of you do this, I'm going to find where you live

I am bigger than you so I can stand wherever I want

sometimes I drape my towel somewhere on the squat rack and don't show up for half an hour... what you gonna do? tickle me to death with those scrawny arms of yours?? put your dick in my ass? TOO BAD I'd very much like that

just ask if you can use it meanwhile they're resting, jesus christ

>"hey fellow gym-goer. See ya often"
>"pls allow me to talk for the next half hour and throw off your groove."

Wtf earbuds in. All I do is a friendly nod. Nice dude, but cmon.

You're asking an autist to talk to people

>hates music while working out
>gyms play music
What do?

Wear earbuds but don't plug them in

that's a normal weight for athletic males she instinctively knew that you weren't doing anything special at all, if it had been less she would've replied only out of disgust and as a warning or worse rejection

"don't get too big son, you'll look weird"

t. mum

>you can't make real progress with body weight

more like you have no fucking idea what your talking about

SS is a meme.

But seriously though, it is.

>Spends 10 years doing body weight
>Chad spends 1 year in gym doing proper weights and looks better anyway
Wew.

This!!! I'm only a month in too

That's how you become less autistic

I sincerely think you are retarded. You’ll only get progress up until you lose weight from said exercises. Then you’re just “toning”, which is also a meme. You’re double-memeing. Are you proud?

xd

>tickle me to death with those scrawny arms of yours?? put your dick in my ass? TOO BAD I'd very much like that

>my gf left me because of my OHP

the feels will never go away

this really triggers me.
Also everybody who does pull ups and dips. Unless you are working towards harder skills you wont make gains with bw.

This is top level physique. youtube.com/watch?v=sDqUD_oiDY4

but getting a simple B level skill, like Straddle Planche, will result in a really good physique as well.

she's still not gonna love you back.

some people are just big boned and can't lose weight very easily

...

bane?

Wear ear plugs. To make it more obvious wear headphones around your neck

I do this all the time. Ask to work in they won't say no.

That's true though

you can get even bigger than gymnasts with bw because for 1 most of them are manlets so its harder to do these for regular people and 2nd they purposefully dont want to gain too much mass