/bmg/ BLOATMAX GENERAL - SUNDAY EDITION

Who is /bmg/ for?

For /bloat/maxxers who want to better themselves through meaningful 20.000kcal diet and walking training

>This is not QTDDTOT, ask questions about bloatmaxxing but use that thread for general questions

>Plan your weight gain week by week
calculator.net/pregnancy-weight-gain-calculator.html

>Approach your diet the smart way
elitefts.com/education/nutrition/dietary-science/under-the-bar-how-to-pull-of-a-massive-bloat/

>How To EXPLOSIVE Power
youtube.com/watch?v=pxUoXiNLTqM

>How To Zercher Front Raises
youtube.com/watch?v=pFDsUk_Dd_o

>How To Biceps Curl
youtube.com/watch?v=d2OfWExd4Xg

>How To LIVE IT
youtube.com/watch?v=H9xnpLQRs5g

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=WtEuOj4YxPA
youtube.com/watch?v=OwumhG4uUu8&l
youtube.com/watch?v=Fpy4sNW85eY&list=PLdPhJgJid1to7X3m0qgz6mg9PQaIO37sJ&index=23&t=19s
youtube.com/watch?v=Epd1EQRTomI
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>2017+1 year of our lord
>not living it

kekd at EXPLOSIVE POWER

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post your rare B L O A T S
also no twinks allowed
if you're under 200kg you're a certified twink

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how do we get m'lard to become a B L O A T M A X X E R
he has the perfect genes for it
it sick it piss kpisoutby

If you are a twink, get motivated. If you are a bloatmaxxer, stay strong

youtube.com/watch?v=WtEuOj4YxPA

>ITT Faggots larping harder than dungeons and dragons nerds.

Greater mass means greater gravitational attraction

never post here again with this twink bullshit

t. twinklet

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isnt he already doing that? motherfucker put on 40 pounds in the span of 2 weeks that one time, it's not it would hard for him to ascend to bloat god mode

Currently bloatmaxxing to 225lbs, is this too much at 5'9"?

>ANY WEIGHT
>TOO MUCH
No.

he hasn't reached 200 kilos yet, so no

Brothers, I am a messenger from the zyzz memorial fraternity. We seek the forbidden one. Tales of his wrath on all things catabolic has enticed our desire to commission him to destroy the eternal Thai threat

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Unfortunately, i had to unsubb, he deactivated the comments. If he doesn't want to embrace the meme, fuck him.

I do that every day, why have I not reached HIS form yet?

youtube.com/watch?v=OwumhG4uUu8&l

God this is so stupid

>weight: max
that should say FU.LL, you fucking twink faggot

fuck off twink

I know we're all being ironic. He looks objectively terrible. Why make fun of a retard?

That perfect nosebridge is making my dick so hard

>He looks objectively terrible
stop projecting twink

And this is to bloated even further beyond!

Holy shit i bloated to far with thoes quads

based

>we're
Speak for yourself dyel

You're not fooling anyone

fuck off back to plebbit twink
your kind isn't wanted here

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>How To Biceps Curl
Absolutely lost it.

should be a regular twink on the left imo

Walking training is only as effective as your total mass. Don't even bother doing it unless you're over 150kg, twink.

how does this even qualify as "training" ?

strap 120 kg on your back and walk twink

When you're 467 pounds, any leg movement is training.

Fucking cunt has disabled the comments under """""his""""" videos. Fat cunt.

youtube.com/watch?v=Fpy4sNW85eY&list=PLdPhJgJid1to7X3m0qgz6mg9PQaIO37sJ&index=23&t=19s

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You're about 225 lbs too light pal.

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woah

What steps have you taken to reach bloatmode today?

Meat and potatoes.

good lad, better add some onion juice on the side though

I assume you don't mention any olive oil because it's a given, and you've taken your daily half liter of olive oil. I'm not wrong, am I?

oh, ye foolish twinks. you will all be mogged in time. do not try to run, for even if you manage to escape His gravitational pull, His EXPLOSIVE POWER will catch up to you faster than your little twink twigs will carry you. be afraid, twinklets. be very afraid.

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>tfw forgot my daily 250 grams of lard

He does have a nice nose it's true.

you also have to lift in order to bloatmaxx

top keke

>guaranteedreplies.png

pathetic
she would be bending over if the B L O A T G O D was in front of her

Hes a 50 on the coldness scale then, truly the lord of the underworld

BLOAT FOR THE BLOAT GOD

NEW VIDEO LADS
youtube.com/watch?v=Epd1EQRTomI
youtube.com/watch?v=Epd1EQRTomI
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the B L O A T L O R D left the comments on lads
go write him a heartfelt message

He's pushing the Earth down with every step

TORILLE

I'd like to spagat

how do I do?

torilla tavataan

>tfw negative absolute temps are hotter than positive temps

Truly a being deserving of praise

THIS THREAD HAS TO LIVE IT

i challenge every twink on this board to come and face the B L O A T
[spoiler] you will not survive [/spoiler]

im close to 7ft, I will from this moment dedicate my life to the pursuit of bloat and ascend to gravygod

if you end up being 300kg+ you will forever usurp the B L O A T L O R D and be deemed B L O A T L O R D S U P R E M E

A number so large that the app can't handle it and an error placeholder replaced it

kek

OP here, I must say that I was absobloatly suprised that the Sunday Edition /bmg/ is still up.

May you all my bloat brothers have immense bloat gains.

the B L O A T never dies

nice photoshop you fucking dweeb

10/10

is bloat a twink lover ?

why do you guys adore this unhealthy slob?

twink spotted

daily reminder

why would you save a thumbnail m8

F U L L

he's the real life version of someone who takes this board too seriously and stays on SS/GOMAD for 18 years

>he hasn't been on SS and GOMAD this whole time

>it says here that you're bulking, but right below that it says you're consuming 3000 kcal per day... care to explain?

>posting some synthol twink on my B L O A T general