How to treat black eye quickly?

Anons, please help. I got a bit fit and picked up a 8/10 Portugese trap in LGBT quick. It turns out she was on something because she fucked me like crazy devil.The trouble is she got into it so much she constantly hit me in the face.All good, but I woke this morning with terrible black eye. I am going to work tomorrow and need to do something to conceal it.
Do you know any home remedies for this?

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This a stupid thread.

why, this is a serious question

Blow up the office then nobody will be around to see your black eye

makeup and ice (separately)

> not filing a police report

Stop dating niggers

she was Portugese

>> not filing a police report
for what ? I enjoyed being beaten

if you hate yourself enough to be a gender bender, you are bound to have violent tendencies. You should have strapped it down when you had (((sex?))) with it OP

Fuck off faggot
Fucking disgusting

Stop dating niggers

>she

>implying you wouldn't

Then wear it with pride you fuckwit. When people ask just tell them the basics,you took a 8/10 home and while she rode you she was a bit more wild then you expected.

user I think you have bigger issues than a black eye.

if any trap would look like your pic related then i would. Any less than that, hell no.

>if any trap would look like your pic related then i would.
you are in luck then
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Alright. I'm a faggot, apparently.

Actually going to UK next month as well, holy shit. Might as well. Thanks user.

>go to work
>make up a story
>No one will care

say you were at a friend's and when you left, when tying your shoes lace, your friend's dog have you a headbutt.

actually happened to me once

>Tell everyone OP raped a girl
Good idea.