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>tfw you will never be the monster slayer

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I couldn't watch this shit seriously with how bad it looked.

Pic related will boost test 400% by the time you finish.

>Manlet mutt is able to beat Übermensch aryan
American properganda is the worst

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Chad Mediterranean defeats roided up snow nigger slav
Ftfy

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Read that book for an actual test boost

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that cover always cracked me up

>no Conan
You're doing it wrong, Veeky Forums

>Now one has posted 300

Seriously you make a thread about high test movies and start with this shitty hollywodo adaption instead of the real high test one?

I bet you're the same fucking faggot who watched the us version of oldboy.

KYS

Fuck you, it's kino

>not reading the original old English manuscript

the primitive language, dialects, and alliteration are whats MEANT to give you an actual test boost

But Dizzy Flores is a man in the novel. Feelsbadman.

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I watched Magic Mike because /tv/ convinced me it was a high test flick in disguise and because I read Tatum had wanted Refn to direct, but it was very bad. Valhalla Rising is high test though.

Everybody Wants Some!! is solid androkino as well

Implying they aren't both roided the fuck up. One is a doctor you wouldn't guess who.

I will never look like Guts

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I will never look like Grifith

Oh wait I do. I'm a skeleton just like he is

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I started reading The Iliad a couple of days ago.

The way Homer describes "God-like Achilles" is so fucking profound and powerful; every fitizen should read it.

Achilles was a pussy, Diomedes was /ourguy/

>falling for a dragon thot

I remember we translated some text from the Illiad and we came upon that bit where Patroclus dresses as Achilles - I imagine that being myself whenever I do running, like cardio, that I'm in "arma Achilla".

Best of the Best 1-3

>tfw teenage wife

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>ywn be Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger
>ywn be the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night
>tfw yours is not Strength... and Lust... and Power!

Probably the funniest movie I've ever seen and it's high test af.

And also Raging bull.

HEEEREEE WEE AREEE

Based

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This movie was nothing but autism. I really did try to enjoy it but it had no point.

This.

Also all the parts of Top Gun with planes in them.

even the song that is based on this is manly as fuck
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pure bay kino

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Sorry about jewbook link, no one bothered putting this gem on JewTube yet, so, deal with it.
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Just based on mass alone

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Great top tier movie but please let me know you're self aware enough about what is about.

>valhalla rising
>high test

only the first 30 min. Afterwards it became a fucking homo shitfest - a dude literally rapes another dude.

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Netflix punisher makes me want to lift weights and smash knees with sledgehammers.

The alpha toadmaster vs the lolipop virgin

I break PR'S to the fucking theme of this movie

You posted this in the last thread and didn’t get any (yous) here’s a pity (you)

this show is so bad

not a movie, but it's damn good, easily in my top 5 tv series, and it's also high test as fuck. it was a product of a different time

>not raping the weaker man for that test boost
Shiggy diggy

this

second this, recently started watching and is already easily one of my fave series

After reading the book I can't even watch the movie without cringing, it's such a limp dick adaptation (and obviously not true to the original story).

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A movie so high test it is rumored to turn soy boys into ubermensch

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stallone is a jew
look up his birth momma

I Saw the Devil is high test af
South Korean agent follows and tortures killer only to let him go and trace him down again to inflict more pain

Remy really is high test

This guy gets it.

Master and Commander

Kino and high test.

Ninja Scroll

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This is the single greatest movie ever made in recent (10 years) times.
>Barely any storyline
>None to minimal romantic interest
>Judge Dredd actor holds the most pissed off expression of maximum distaste the entire movie
>Judge Dredd blasting criminal scum for 90mins

On par with the recent DOOM remake. I don't want story sometimes, sometimes I just want to see shit get destroyed.

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>Judge Dredd actor holds the most pissed off expression of maximum distaste the entire movie
My second favorite part. My favorite part is when he first meets the psychic and his superior asks her to describe the man in the room with her and cuts her off before finishing her sentence.

Also, the actor is Karl Urban, the guy who played Reaper in DooM.

Have you watched The Raid and John Wick?

Sure, some history and plot here and there, but Jesus Christ the action.

Read some of Garth Enni's Punisher for maximum test bost.

There isn't a micro-gram of estrogen in Dredds body.

>Shitting on the greatest cinema achievement since 2001

Pleb get out

Not with that attitude, fuckhead.

>tfw 6'4 with dark black hair

I am going to become Guts. Just need to get a GF to cuck me and I'm set.

not tall enough

Guess I'll have to get that leg break surgery

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Just read some comments about "Kingdom of Heaven", they say it's a movie about "muh Christians are bad" shit.

Is it truth?

I ain't watching that shit then

Going to watch it now, thanks.

reminder

I don't sweat you

How do you fight such a savage?


>With heart, faith and steel. In the end, there can only be one.

She's a man in the movie, too.

OHPing 400 pounds is where you start btw.

You need to watch more movies

You loved it until he said fuck the alt-right trump bootlickers

Thirteen!

>I just need to get a black guy to ass rape my boy pussy
Fixed that for you

i hope someones already mentioned it

>dunkirk on that list
That was a horrible movie

There's good Christians and bad Christians in it, it's more of a question of how far would one go for redemption with undertones of 'were the crusades justified' kinda nonsense

yeah it is. all the europeans and towns are filthy and backward, while the muslims live in luxury and are all learned scholars. the whole premise is that the crusades were about gold, no mention of islamic incursion.

Any Punisher movie

Also the Extendables
the rest are shit though