/fph/ - The Manlets Strike Back

FAT BITCHES BTFO

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Why even have social media? So you can get in arguments with low IQ nig nogs or get fired for saying something slightly conservative?

I’m 5’3 but don’t let that stop you from anything I get mired from girls everyday because my body is on point.

I bench 225 and squat 350 so that makes up for my height and chicks dig it. I fucked lots of girls so if you are short man just don’t give a fuck I don’t even think about the fact that I’m 5’3 anymore because I fuck so many bitches and my lifts are insane.

Like it’s really not as bad as people make it seem being this short of course I’d like to be taller sometimes but fuck that because being short means I gotta be more confident then the tall guys and chicks dig confidence I get mired a lot more then the tall guys at my gym.

Really being 5’3 isn’t that big of a deal at all.

>mammoths are heavier than whales

>Really being 5’3 isn’t that big
You're right there

>Why even have social media? So you can get in arguments with low IQ nig nogs or get fired for saying something slightly conservative?
I say the same thing about this shit hole

>nig nogs
GO BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT BOARD, /POL/, AND QUIT SHITTING UP Veeky Forums WITH YOUR FUCKING RACIST BULLSHIT, YOU FAGGOT.

Eat shit, nigger.

>t. triggered niglet

>you must be from /pol/ to say nigger

kys

At 5'3 you shouldn't be trolling on Veeky Forums, you should be trolling under a bridge.

Nigger has been used on Veeky Forums since it's founding how new are you?

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stay mad nigger

Is this pasta?

Really depends on the whale

youtube.com/watch?v=cPRpmegBox0
I can't believe how self pitying these fatasses are
>I am judged every day!
yes you are and you fucking should be, you've become so fat that it's an international spectacle! These things are the ultimate consumers, human cattle

I like this pasta

Mammoths are hairier and have fucked up teeth, just like 80% of hambeasts.

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Nigger

A 130lb girl at like 5'5 would be pretty fat right?

Kid we run this board just like we run Veeky Forums, /tv/ ang /g/

nigger

what in the name of fuck.

You don't run shit you loser faggot. Now get off before i slap your head

i cant be mad at this guy. Avoided a catastrophe in his pants, we've all been there. Guy had the stones to take a massive spray-shit in a parking garage

okey dokey

Jigaboo porch monkey

/pol/ is not a containment board, it is a mosque with a dodgy imam

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>You don't run shit you loser faggot. Now get off before i slap your head

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The problem with this version is that women can change their weight. Manlets, when will they learn?

That guy has a better build than you. Nobody on this board lifts judging from the CBT threads

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true true
plus he has that superior G R E E N tint
how can i even compete

Mr. monkey, I think your lesser mind didn't realise that you pressed the caps lock. Watch out next time alright? Who knows maybe you'll get a banana if you'll be a good boy.

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Fuck you nigger. /pol/ and Veeky Forums are bro boards.

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>w-w-wacist!!!

that last one was bretty gud

no?

>Fuck you nigger. /pol/ and Veeky Forums are bro boards.
Yea,no they aren't. /pol/ is full of children with autism who don't ever have a chance of succeeding in life or in love. They are in denial and instead of thinking that they are the ones acting wrong, they blame it on blacks and women.
Bunch of little neo nazi's who will end up in jail soon.
Cowards,the lot of them.

back to cage monkey

>/pol/ is the fitter taller one
Fake news

pfhahahaha
/pol/ likes to believe there is a pocket of Veeky Forums white nationalists
the truth is 95% of Veeky Forums are either dyels who cant bench 1pl8 or a fatasses who get winded just from standing up
go check out any CBT thread and tell me im wrong.
the other 5% who actually lift have no interest in fighting your make believe race war

>implying that boards are mutually exclusive

t.dyel
you can spout all the bullshit you want, but at the end of the day the /pol/ boogeyman is actually lifting while you're still a dyel
so stay mad nigger

more europeans go on /pol/ so it being a lanklet is factually accurate

>130lbs
>Goddess
yeah maybe if she is like 5'10+

>/pol/
>lifts
good joke

>muh truth that can't be proven in any way

>muh narrative

i'd tell you to stay assmad but you already are doing that so
continue on m8

Mirin arms

i'm factually right though
unless you have some statistic on everyone that visits Veeky Forums i'd recommend you stop embarrassing yourself

>lol umad bro
never mind /pol/ you belong on reddit.

>the other 5%
Too soon

>still replying
>not mad
pick 1 and only 1 (one)

he left us all behind ;_;7

the day of the rope approaches

Is there any post showing the salt from women? I really wanna see that.

Doesnt matter what they CAN do if they WONT do it. Is this your first /fph/ thread?

This

Job cohen, you just cherry picked the one person from the socialist party that's jewish and he hasn't been a politician for 10 years now

>Vilifying fat people
>while wasting your lives away on an imageboard

but i'm not fat and i have different hobbies
unlike fat retards whose only hobby is to stuff their faces

>Yea,no they aren't. /___/ is full of children with autism who don't ever have a chance of succeeding in life or in love. They are in denial and instead of thinking that they are the ones acting wrong, they blame it on blacks and women.
Bunch of little neo nazi's who will end up in jail soon.
Cowards,the lot of them.

Fill in the blank, there are no wrong answers

No, my gf is 5'5 and 130 lbs, pretty slim looking actually, although she does lift weights a lot

Just checked out the tweet. The replies are not that funny. Some fat thots actually find it funny, some say it's a false equivalent and a couple post their skinny looking bodies to show how the whale cutoff is too early especially for tall girls.

All in all not that much salt.
twitter.com/6THUGG/status/957004052197445633

Being fat and happy is worse than wasting time

This board is full of horny men who would give anything to get this time back once they're old. Let them figure it out the hard way.

There are plenty of people more active, richer, more social, and happier than you

what the fuck

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now why would you go ahead and move the goalposts like that?
could it be that you're a fat piece of shit?

i hate twitter so much
full of niggers and teenagers
the average IQ of that whole user base is 80

I thought fat people don't move anything. Stupid cocksucker.

the only movement they get is moving theoretical goalposts
pretty sad desu famalam

5 SCOOPS C'MON

Waste more of your life, cocksucker. Hahahaha.

im coming around to wanting only a woman who is my height or taller

i think short women are genetically inferior and shouldnt be mixed with, for optimal children

and most the women demanding 6+ foot tall men are usually 5'1 or some shit and like, why would i want my child to have 50/50 chance to be under 6 foot?

Fuck you.

at least i'm not wasting it by shoving shit down my throat so i can die quicker
eat shit fattie

same
womanlets are objectively inferior to real women
roasties like are subhumans

Cope harder.

am I fat?

Go fuck yourself.

you straight up retarded, one cos you're a manlet with manlet ancestors so you have to worry about producing more manlets, two cos if that 5'1 girl has a >6ft father and brothers her being 5'1 dont mean shit for your sons

if by not dying earlier by being a fat slob i'm coping then so be it
have fun with the heart attack

It's pretty much Veeky Forums for normies. Bants are thrown around, misinformation and shitty arguments are made, 99% bullshit, 1% comedic gold.

Shut the fuck up, cocksucker.

>Bants
>twitter
wew lad

is this how little people talk themselves up in their head?

>a-at least I'm not fat
Ahahahahaha.

4 scoops c'mon

I know you guys think weight loss surgery is cheating but it pisses me the fuck off when you have fat acceptance / HAES idiots throwing around false information trying to scare fatties from not getting surgery. Depending on your size it's pretty much cruel for doctors to not recommend to give those people a chance.

They would rather scare fatties into staying fat than using a tool to help them that statistics show could help them in the long run. Fucking cunts