Eat an animal product with nice saturated fats

>Eat an animal product with nice saturated fats
>Body detects a successful hunt
>Body detects that you're a WINNER who just WON some RESOURCES
>Body detects that you now have RESOURCES to give WOMEN
>Body generously spends the abundant ENERGY it has on SEXUAL DRIVE in order to chase WOMEN and REPRODUCE

>eat soyboy vegan pasta meal
>body assumes you found a snack while foraging, is waiting for the big meal at the end of the day
>it doesn't happen, body is confused
>body realises it is possessed by a BETA who cannot win RESOURCES and who's little peepee has to dry up to SAVE ENERGY

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yeah

>Body generously spends the abundant ENERGY it has on SEXUAL DRIVE in order to chase WOMEN and REPRODUCE
>Instead you supply BODY with PORN
>some people still don't understand WHY fapping is WRONG

Vigans BTFO

>mmm yes so many resources. saturated fat makes me a high test hunter *burp*

>this is what fleshniggers actually believe
>not being OMAD vegan master race

>lol, all he ate was flesh

Phytoestrogens and Disease: tinyurl com/hfxu23q
Phytoestrogens and Heart Disease: tinyurl com/zg2nh7a
Phytoestrogen and Kidney Disease: tinyurl com/jtwyanb
High soy can result in 59% less breast cancer study: tinyurl com/j8ywsra
Soy yields 13% lower LDL/Bad Cholesterol Study: tinyurl com/hhf4weq
Soy and Men Hormones Study: tinyurl com/hsu4wqk
Meta-analysis on men, soy and phytoestrogen extracts: tinyurl com/ja5s9k2
Phytoestrogen content of various foods: tinyurl com/z3kpvsw
n=220 2 years soy study: tinyurl com/z4tbb7d
Meta-analysis on 47 studies no estrogen change: tinyurl com/hsm6ctb
Soy being fine for men: tinyurl com/zwddamh

Think of it this way: An estrogen molecule is like a jumbo jet that attaches to the Jetway of an airport. It discharges passengers into the terminal, which is suddenly a busy, noisy place. Phytoestrogens, being weak estrogens, are like small, private planes with few passengers and no cargo, yet they still occupy the Jetway after landing. When phytoestrogens occupy the cell, normal estrogens cannot. Plant estrogens do not eliminate all of estrogen's effects, but they do minimize them, apparently reducing breast cancer risk and menstrual symptoms
Soy isoflavones activate your body's estrogen receptors, proteins that detect the presence of estrogen and carry out effects such as changes in gene expression. However, isoflavones do so more weakly than your body's natural estrogen. If estrogen is absent, isoflavones weakly activate the estrogen receptor, mitigating the effect of low estrogen. If estrogen is abundant, isoflavones interfere with the activity of natural estrogen, limiting the effect of high estrogen levels. Since the structure of isoflavones is similar to estrogen, isoflavones may decrease your body's production of estrogen and increase the rate of estrogen degradation due to feedback mechanisms that control estrogen levels...

Top fucking kek breh!

post body

Fapping is fine as long as you don't look at porn, brainlet.

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>Roiding for this

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>no timestamp
Hey bro, I'm bigger than you, pic related, thus you're a retard

TFW you will never hunt for survival with your tribe

>>Eat a NON animal product with nice saturated fats and protein just like an animal product would have, such as avocado and tvp
>>Body is tricked into detecting a successful hunt
>>Body detects that you're a WINNER who just WON some RESOURCES
>>Body detects that you now have RESOURCES to give WOMEN
>>Body generously spends the abundant ENERGY it has on SEXUAL DRIVE in order to chase WOMEN and REPRODUCE
>>Body is CONFUSED though because you only ate plants
>>Body uses MUSCLE CONFUSION to make you DOUBLE GAINS
>>You spend ENERGY not only on PUSSY but on GETTING SWOLE as well
Everyone knows that's how the body works.

oofff ughh YUMMY MEAT AND SATURATED FAT
ME HUNTER ME WINNER
Gbb WOMENS

me eat lots of meat
me have lots of resources
me now have all the womens

>B-but I ate all this meat and diary!
>I was supposed to have increase sexual drive.
>All the women were supposed to want me and reproduce with me.
>M-maybe I should have ate those vegetables instead...

*struggles to lift plate*
SO MUCH MEAT
*gasses out*
huffhuff pantpant SO MUCH TEST
*clogs artery*
mMMmmmm all the resources are mine now
*dies from heart disease*

*dies of a heart attack at age 50*
What a winner!

>soyboys will still be alive in 100 years

Oh god

>retard makes an incredibly obvious bait thread
no ones gonna fall for this
>retarded vegans can't help but get baited
why do vegans encourage the stereotype that they're mentally deficient?

Because they are

why are these creatures not just put down?

But looking at dicks is fun

What's the word for this bullshit le animalistic primitive garbage poltard espouse?

OMEOD vegan you kutta

kek this thread devolved into heart disease and it's hilariously true

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Had a good chuckle OP

I was kind of wondering why your body decides to save carbohydrates more and use Protein. Glad you cleared that up.

>...b-but a-non... it was bait.

OP, nobody is more retarded than you.

>meatcucks are coping this hard
Sure thing, buddy. Mighty supermarket-hunter. "Vegetarian" is an old Indian word for "bad hunter" and all that. Bacon. BACON. Whatever makes the inevitable ED and possibly cancer feel better, buddy. You do you. And I'll do your gf :^)

This is the funniest shit I've ever read on Veeky Forums lol

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It's like looking at a dying animal in a documentary, man.

>being this mad because someone doesn't eat soy

Yeah it's the gay years alright

You SHOULD look at porn several times a day because the arousal creates testosterone, dummy.

Why the fuck are you making a thread about this? It's veganfags what are insecure and constantly pushing their bullshit to others. Stop being a pussy like them.

Honestly, this.

Stop with this meme. An activated receptor is an activated receptor. Soy estrogen is equal to estrogen