Mfw the gym king deflowered my wife in the squat rack

>mfw the gym king deflowered my wife in the squat rack

any pics?

>MFW the gym lord declared Prima Noctra and now gets the first sip of all my protein shakes

No but he made me watch from the pits. I’m so fucking mad, should there be an uprising?!

>skipped leg day last week
>forged a sick note from my mother for my day off
>gym principal found out the note was fake
>had to pull the chariot for the king of manlets as punishment

>last night at the gym
>the fatso pit caught fire
>at least a dozen of lardasses died
>the staff asked us to help them clean the mess with the corpses

hey, at least the scent of bacon was good

>Forgot to yell For The Emperor after my last rep

Hope you paid the deflowering tax you filthy peasant.

>finally done grinding to level up my strength.
>forgot too get the gym wizards blessing for bonus gains
What do I do now guys, is there any way to get the missed gains back ?

You'll have to steal his magic strength potion. Look for little vials called TEST or TREN. Be wary though. They boost strength for a short duration but take a little bit of life force each time it's used.

>Miss gym accidentally
>Get a gains overdraft in the mail the next day

>end of month, forgot to do gains registration when checking out of the gym
>have to wait until next month before getting the gains paid out

how can i cope with this?

Fucking cuckold thats what you get for getting married instead of being priest mode and achieve sansom strenght gains with gods will

i just imagined some absolute fuckin mental autist actually doing this and about died laughing

Mfw I didn’t have enough tokens for the gym sex robot

>mfw I farted then circled a hot girl

>the gym cuck blindfolded and hog tied his naked wife on the deadlift platform and masturbated furiously in the Smith machine while Tyrone and Chad took turns destroying her

>fail the lockout
>house gets broken into

>cohort broke rank and failed to finish our sets
>consul declares punishment by decimation
>manlet drew the short straw
>we had to bludgeon him to death with dumbbells
The justice of the Legion is a harsh mistress.

>ol' peggy the pirate took all the left hand dumbbells again

>tfw its my turn to jerk off the manlets

>mfw the gym commissioner outlaws liftilantes

Is it me or when you say "autists" out loud with a Canadian accent it sounds a lot like "artists".

Or maybe my autism is showing.

>>>Doesn't finish a set by bellowing out "FOR THE GLORY OF ROME"

It's like you're not even trying.

>braphogs escaped the sty again

>the gym fishermen ran out of bait
>start using manlets
>now there are no manlets to clean up the dumbbells and weights
>gym staff refuses as theyre all over 6 feet
Cant even workout properly