Failed the penis inspection at the gym

>failed the penis inspection at the gym

the worst part is the disposable pants they make you wear until you can pass

>Gym jester swapped out my water for piss again

gym chad stole my squat plug again

Happened to me a few times with the jester taking it too far. Just complain to his supervisor and generally they'll threaten them with more community service and it cools down.

>accidentally dropped a weight clip and it fell into the manlet pit
>gym says I have to pay to replace it

I tried but his supervisor is the gym mime and he just handed me an invisible form to fill out

>The gym bombardier is launching plates from the treadmill again

there is no penis inspection at a gym you dumbfuck
Gym jester ? nigga quit smoking weed there is no such thing
manlet pit ?
gym bombardier ?

who the fuck are you people? Is this supposed to be a humorous thread or something ?

>Is this supposed to be a humorous thread or something ?
yea

At least yours hasn't swapped your protein powder out for flour.

>who the fuck are you people? Is this supposed to be a humorous thread or something ?
shit tier bait

>tfw when some dude is hogging the jelqing machine

well it ain't funny. fuck off back to /b/ or something

@44540207

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAGGOT FUCK!!

Reported

>tfw the only gym in my area has a bring your own barbell policy

How the fuck do you fail a penis inspection? That thing's such a joke, my sister hasn't even managed to fail it yet.

>gym has a no singles policy on any freeweight exercise

need to find a new gym

your mom's not funny

kek

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Hey fuck off nigger i made that joke in a different thread.

>gym jester swapped out my squat plug for a cardio bunny's water bottle

>Tfw gym dowser found water in my locker
>Tfw well is being built there now
>Tfw nowhere to store my shit while I lift
>It's just lying out there and I keep seeing the manlets eye it off

>Comes onto Veeky Forums
>"Veeky Forums memes r bad wahhhhh!"
>"Fuck off back to /b/!"

Either this is some low quality bait, or you need to lurk moar my man.

>Weekly ejaculation test on sunday
>have to skip because I'm on a nofap
fucking hate this shit

Lmao how do you fail a penis inspection? You literally just put your dick thru the hole until the nice lady has collected her sample.

>tfw someone swapped out my piss bottle for water

>gym alchemist sells me a magic test booster
> its just fucking onions again

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>Gym got a new double wide bulk tank after some manlets spent 6 months in bulk isolation and became too wide to exit the safety hatch
>Bulk waitlist immediately booked full for the next two years
Gym Schedule Keeper says there's nothing he can do about it, but since he likes he he'll let me suck on the effluent bulk fluid from the exhaust tube

What kind of gains can I expect?

>win local meet
>mandatory steroid testing
>gym jester swaps my piss for water

>no singles day at the gym
>gunna hit a double PR on deadlift
>first rep easy peasy
>can’t even get the second one off the ground
>people start looking at me
>lots of girls here today
>trying to lift it but it’s no use
>front desk qt comes over
>”user, you need to leave right now. It’s no singles day”
>try to explain I was going for a double
>”no user, you can’t be here alone. No singles”
>pack up my shit
>couples everywhere staring at me
>go home and commit sudoku

You

>tfw all the 45lb plates are in the dishwasher

>gym squire sick again today
How the fuck am I supposed to get my lifting armor on now?

ok this is pretty funny

>gym clown tore up my butthole again

Fucking lurk moar newfriend

actually reported

I'm sooo embarrassed for you...

Jesus user, that’s dangerous. Use a filter or something, bulk fluid is doubled in potency after use, you might gain too much too fast and get stretch marks.

>Mfw gym grandpa got his ball skin stuck in the rowing machine again

>His “gym” doesn’t have penis inspection days.

Do you even workout?

>manlets got out of the pit again
they've stolen the bench this time. next time I'll get the town rapist to help quell them