Sry boys, I don’t date guys under 6ft

>Sry boys, I don’t date guys under 6ft

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she looks like a dildo

I swear you guys i'm not a paedophile, she's an adult

>trojan fever
what did he mean by this?

its like fucking a toddler

must be nice

muh dick is half her height

bahahahha

She was pretty fucking adorable in American Horror Story.

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Thanks for clarifying she's on the right

Autism?

i don't think she's 4 inches tall, user...

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>was thinking this.

this is kinda fucked up my bros

I want to cut her head off with a chainsaw

Does someone that small hold the brain mass capable of holding an intelligent conversation? I'm not saying this to be mean, and there are plenty of record breaking scientists that were both tall and short, but this is an extreme.

>tfw not 2x1"

>Check the date
>October 2nd
>That's my birthday
>5th time this week that I accidentally check the date of an article, video I like or something and it posted on my birthday

I'm scared guys, what does this mean. Completely fit related.

In the Sikh faith that kind of coincidence presages a life changing event will be imminent. Possibly the realization that you're a huge faggot before getting to the end of this post.

>when you got a micropenis

Some pitbeard somewhere just committed suicide after reading that story.I just know it.

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And thus the wheel of fate turns again in another Veeky Forums thread...

Thats actually a good question. Probably her connections are just much more dense. But that still sheds an interesting light on how well brains can adapt. Gotta read up.

That guys gonna have a supermanlet for a son

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough

Fuck I think I developed a new fetish. I want to see her get fucked

there is a correlation between relative brain size and intelligence too, because presumably there's less unconscious stuff taking up neurons like nerves sending back information and muscle cells to organize. That's why dolphins and whales can have larger brains but be less intelligent than humans. But even then I can't imagine her iq exceeding 80.

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lmao imagine being a poo looking forward to your arranged marriage with some hot piece of ass who will cook and clean for you, and then discovering your parents set you up with that thing. Your entire life would feel like the aftermath of some sick practical joke

Well if the first part of your post is actually true I guess it makes some sense since that's exactly what's happening atm. But instead of turning into a faggot I'm turning into a stable person.

Dunno man, how the fuck do you even become attracted enough to humans to get past this threshold?

imagine how small his penis must be
there's no way she's able to fit a baby in her either

I wonder if she's able to get preggo. And if she is, will her body cause a miscarriage in order to save her or will she simply grow til she splodes

Thinking of them having sex makes me uncomfortable.

imagine having a 2'1 wife. she would give birth to gerbils dude

What gets me disgusted is not the fact that she's short, but the fact that she literally has the body of a fucking toddler. Gross as fuck, this dude is a fucking pedo 100000%.

kek

Man, a mouse has more space for a human dick.
IMAGINE

lmao thats my friend Ravin Shah.

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>you will never marry
>Some guy with a micropenis found happiness and you haven't

Was that supposed to be an insult?

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>Implying he doesnt love slamming his dick into that tight pussy
C O P E

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guys check these trips

Not really. It isn't fair to think that very short people (sub 5') should not find love. Even if the guy is a pedophile, he isn't hurting any children by fucking a fully mentally developed woman.

>wow what a brave couple, look how sweet they are
pic related
>ugh shes only 17 you pervert

god I wish they upload their sex tapes, humanity has many questions to answer and this is one of them

This guy is a pedo that found a legal loophole

>tfw you sit on the couch without looking and accidentally crush your wife

more like a legal hole

>HAAHHAHHAHAAH GUYS LOOK A PIC WITH 2 PEOPLE, ONE BEING MUCH TALLER AND HIM LABELED AS 6'0 AND THE SMALLER ONE AS 5'11 SO FUCKING FUNNY
this meme is so dead and old that you finding this funny just proves how much of a newfags all of you are. kill yourselves.
>inb4 manlet
im 6'1

>implying she can take it
Seriously, lots of handjobs and frottage there. Hell, a blowjob can dislocate her jaw.

>people not understanding that the moral degeneracy of pedophilia is the lack of the ability of one of the people to properly consent, not their body size

It's why it's legally okay to have sex with a quadriplegic but not a coma patient.

>implying there is nothing wrong with wanting to fuck a girl like ops

can he even fuck it?
best he can get is a 2handed baby handjob
maybe he has a micro penis

It's gross, sure; No more gross to me than gay sex, foot fetishes, trannies, scat, etc. But so long as it is two consenting adults, it's none of my fucking business and its good that they're both happy.

>2handed baby handjob

>gay sex, foot fetishes, trannies, scat, etc.

>putting all of those in the same category
retard
gays can be good people, foot fetish is just unrelated pretty gross but who cares>

>as long as they are adults there is nothing wrong!
lmao
no

I wasn't saying they were bad people, I as saying that they are all repulsive to me but irrelevant to their character. That's my view on this guy marrying a deformed woman; It is pretty gross but it doesn't make him a pedophile since she is legally not a child and has the mental faculties of a grown woman.

Manlet lol

Are you such an authoritarian cuck that you want social norms intruding on your sexual relationships?

....what are these people about to do

this poor gay russian dude

>this much butthurt

FYI, you're still a manlet to me.

>implying the healthiest sexual relationship isnt the one of the social norm
and dont bring muslim cousin marriage, im talking from an european viewpoint

Social norms do not determine what someone likes sexually. It's why gay people don't choose to be gay or some people don't find certain races attractive. If someone does not have the sexual attraction to what is social norm, they are at complete liberty to engage in consensual behavior with another adult in order to fulfill it. Society is not watching these people do whatever they need to sexually, no one is forcing you to watch their sex; Tell me how their affection affects you or anyone else around you negatively.

Brain size doesn't completely work like that. There's more to efficiency than size, all those "wrinkles" actually account for lots of the surface area, and the more "wrinkles" habe been shown to increase efficiency. Again, bigger brain does not = better necessarily. Unless she has underdeveloped lobes or something, she's probably just fine. There's a guy in France they found to be living life just fine, despite being unaware that he basically only had half a brain physically. There's quite a few examples of people managing just fine with large parts of the brain missing, we can have great plasticity even as adults

>he thinks 6'1" isn't manlet height
when will they learn

You haven't been to a good ole fashioned fag bashing before?

>implying his dick is even going to fit in that

Whatever is going on in this pic, I don't think they could've made it look more like the intro to some gay porno even if they tried to

>tfw 5'11

6'4 is the manlet cut off now, where have you been?

You're obviously a micro-manlet.

>gays can be good people
Kys you redditor piece of shit.

i'm the one who posted that and i'm 5'11 too lmao

Well you're acting like you're 5'1"

>>implying she can take it
What's she gonna do, fight back?

You got the math wrong user. He called your dick 2 inches, not 8.

More like die or just be too damn small to take it.

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>tfw you're 10cm shorter than the shortest woman in the world

This can only end with him killing her one night when he snaps and uses her like a living flashlight. That being said she looks way too much like a toddler to be found attractive so dude is either marrying her for bragging rights or because he's a legit pedo trying to compromise so he can avoid the noose.

Or worse, to a full grown baby.

How in the hell is a scrawny ginger going to bash 4 bears?

>be literally a tiny insect woman, literally 8" tall
>still get to marry an average dude
what the FUCK, imagine if you were the size of a large penis as a guy, you reckon you'd be able to wed some average qt? that is so weird

i think ur fucking autistic for not getting the joke, idiot

Kek

Haha I am reading an article on this picture, from a Russian magazine, translate to English:
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The comments are the best, the Russians really hate gays - 81% LOL

KEK

That chick is fucking gross no matter how old she is

You

cool meme you got there
did you think of it yourself its so original i cant believe it

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>samefagging this hard

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