Well Veeky Forums I got a gf

Well Veeky Forums I got a gf.

What's next?

OH OH I KNOW

2 GFs!

A good looking girlfriend

An hero

all your gains are going to disappear as she sucks up all your time, wants to eat out/ eat shit, and wants to drink wine all the time.

start lifting and get a bf

This
Might not be exactly this but he end result will be the same. You will lose your gains

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Now you eat my ass while she watches

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

I'd fuck both of them

or even better, what them fucking while I silently fap sittin in dark angle with shamefur dispray

anyway, the fitness-related content of this thread is zero-nada-zilch-0

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

Now get a female girlfriend

>tfw better looking than OP and have only dated less attractive women

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

Which one is she

Is this what 1/2/3/4 means? What happens at 4gf? Can you reclaim wizardhood?

OP is white though are you?

C O P E
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SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

Fuck off op...you look subh*man

>When her forehead is bigger than yours.
just cuck things.

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Shoo shoo gains goblin!

You're probably just ugly and don't realise it.

Get a haircut, hippie!

Lel, i remember finding that shit in a shoe box as a kid and thinking that my mom was doing drugs.

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

AND THERE'S A DOUBLE DECKER BUS

>everyone projecting and being this bitter
Don't listen to the negative nancies OP, good for you and you both look great.

1. Loose your gains
2. Loose your friends
3. Start hating her
4. Start hating yourself
5. Break up
6. Repeat the cycle

these replies... you guys are sad and bitter.

congrats user, you look good together! best of luck!

Farting in front of each other

>Eyebrows too far apart
>Forehead too big
>Lips too thin
>Wrinkles on cheek
3/10 would not bang
She's okay though I guess

>wrinkles on cheek
they're dimples you absolute incel

Shoo shoo GAINS GOBLIN

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!!!!

OP looks like a douche

god this is so true

Painfully average, you two are pefect for each other

She got pretty eyes, guy looks like a cookie cutter drug addict.

FUCKEN FAT LITTLE FREAK.

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FANTASY DALE? I KNOW PEOPLE LIKE YOU!

FUCK YOU ANTHONY YOU FUCKING NECRO

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

damn morrissey lookin good