/mirin/ thread

>See girl i know from high school
>"Wow, you look so fit user!"

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What does my prostitute’s mamasan mean when she says in bad English
“You lose weight, before your face (unintelligible).”
She made guestures towards her face as she said it, then something about working out.
It’s kind of a mire right?

>15 solid pecs

>break up with gf due to reasons
>decide to make a move on some girl at work I've known for 8 months
>had a crush on her for the longest time and 100% expect to get shot down as she's one of the hottest girls at work
>fuck her 3 times that night, she tells me she's wanted to fuck me since the day we met but couldn't because I was in a relationship
>she keeps telling me how great my body is and that if she had my body she'd just stare at herself the whole time
>at one point when we're making out she pushes me off her, and tells me to undress as she lays there touching herself and watching

I wish I wasn't sad about my breakup because then I'd be fucking euphoric right now

Post body, I'm fucking jelaous as fuck breh. Good for you, tho.

>my prostitute’s mamasan
wat

>Be stemfag
>Be in math class
>Teacher puts difficult problem on board, asks around classroom for how to solve it.
> No one knows how.
>Decide to step in, tell him the solution.
> I had solved the problem the minute after he put it on the whiteboard.
>Every one perplexed
>After class hotties come to me, asking for advice
>"S-study I guess, it aint hard"
>They laugh.
>As i walk away theyre. All staring at me, giggling and whispering about me.

This was just today.

Usually when I walk around campus about 90% of. Girls turn to look at me.
I have a qt gf and we have each others virginity so i couldnt care less for some thots.
Think ive made it.
Im 5'11" 190lbs 1/2/3/4 all 5x5

And then everyone stood up and clapped

I can take one when I get home..I'm nothing special, Veeky Forums calls me DYEL and I'm a skinny ottermode but it's enough for non lifters apparently

please delete this i can only feel so much

And then you had a massive orgy right?

>dated a girl for a few months
>things ended badly
>bump into each other today
>pick up right where we left off
>she touches my delts and notices I've got muscles now
Felt nice. Still miss her quite badly though.

i feel this so much :(
in same highschool with my childhood qt

Whats so fucking hard to believe about this? The problem required a mastery over basic algebra almost no one has for some reason and some abstraction level, Ive studied so I know my shit and ive always been good at math.
And whats so outlandish about some bitches impressed with you showing skill in something theyre invested in?
Maybe you fags are so incel beyond repair you cant fathom things like this.

I only get mires from gross old women and gay men
>omg he's gorgeous
>wow you've really grown, those arms are sizable!
One day lads, one day

Nigga I had this over the christmas break. Some girls I used to know from year 11 were at a new years party I was at.
>"jesus user puberty hit you like a truck"
>"you're actually pretty hot now"
I used to look like a prepubescent ferrero rocher so it felt great to know all the hard work is paying off

I don't think it ever gets easier either. She told me literally last week that she doesn't have feelings for me anymore but today wasn't just friends. There was tension. And she mentioned regretting how things went with us. It's so confusing and so draining. I just wish women could be forthright in their feelings. If I hurt you too much to get back with me, just tell me that. Don't pretend you feel nothing when we can both feel that's not true. That's what hurts the most.

Mamasan is pimp in Thai

Kek, my flatmate's friend was flirting and miring smile I ate my cinnamon porridge/oats, but I had no idea, and just turned in the old autism.

>Oh that smells good user.
>Thanks. I eat about a litre of porridge a day. I've started buying UHT milk because it's easier to store.
This wasn't even the low point of the conversation.

Poor girl still told my flatmate afterwards that she was into me, and asked if I was single. When my flatmate called her out on miring me, apparently she said she was just "admiring the beauty of nature". I've been so fucking lucky with girls not noticing my autism.

...

>teacher puts difficult problem on the board
>only requires basic algebra

...

Kek

>Barely getting to finance class on time
>right outside is old middle school crush of mine.
>said some weird shit to her, but that was 7 years ago
>she sees me but I care more about getting into class than acknowledging her
>she walks in, oh I guess we have class together

Fast forward to our next class 2 days later
>get to class a little late, prof doesn’t care since i engage the most
>end of class, wait by his desk to use sign in sheet
>old crush is leaving class, shoves me by my backpack, and walks out
>tsundere.webm

I don’t know if it’s a mire or she just wants my attention, but i’ll be on my guard against this thot

>About to engage in sexual intercourse with FWB
>light candles, dim lights, put on playlist in the background
>Take off my shirt
>"user...you are so hot. Please come here."
>"Really? Damn thanks."
>she laughs
>proceed to fuck

It's nice when an ex cheats on you, damages your self-image, and then a dime compliments you like that. Felt good boys.

>stemfag
>basic algebra
I too, enjoy LARPing

>shoves me by my backpack, and walks out
definitely wants attention
don't give in for a while yet, though
don't over do it, however; if you see her and make an eye contact, just smile and walk on without initiating any convo, unless she starts talking to you
if she does not it is nothing and she is just pissy about you ignoring her for the first two times and you may start talking to her on your own without being afraid of losing the "mysterious man from the past" image bitches love
if she does talk to you first, she wants the D

t. fat fuck giving people advice on lifting
I am not going to make it bros

Dumbass that was not a mire, she blatanly assaulted you, she wants you injured or dead, go to the police

My primary goal is to fuck my high school crush I haven’t seen in years. That’s why I lift.

>at gaming store
>friend was in a MtG draft
>hanging out with buddy who works there
>his girlfriend comes over to squeeze my bicep
>Her friend comments on the size of my arms
>"Oh yeah, they're huge, feel them"
>She just grabs her hand and puts it on me
>3 women I've never met feeling my biceps and delts
>get invited to a party by one of them
>drunk guys want an arm wrestling competition
>dominate all of them
>girls impressed
>fat guy walks over and destroys me
>think I'm finished
>later people want to dance
>someone slips some ballroom into the playlist
>girl I've been dancing with grabs me
>feels my obliques and abs
>less than 20 minutes later she needs my help with something
>takes me out the side of the house
>fuck her against the wall
>runs her hands over me the whole time
>get back inside
>sits behind me and keeps her hands up my shirt so she can feel my chest and abs

Biggest confidence boost I think I've ever had.

age, country?
nice if true

Sounds like a waste of time, user. Improve yourself if you caused the end of the relationship, and find a woman who knows her own mind. Otherwise you'll waste your time dangling after her.

my buddies recognized i got bigger when i came back after 3 months away

that's pretty much it

The problem was finding an integral.
You needed to manipulate the inicial expression using algebra so that you could apply u-substitution. The course is calc 2.
The problem is people usually lack the abstraction necessary to realize what you must manipulate the inicial expression into, hence the perceived difficulty of the problem.
In all your stemfag career you have never had the need to use algebra?... Think youre the one larping. U fag

you better be a freshman or I'm getting my Glock

>be me
>pretty good at talking to women because ugly ass teenager when puberty first hit so I had to develop personality
>was fat
>got skinny
>wayyy too skinny, look like a fucking twig
>in late teens actually develop attractive face and deep voice but still a twig so I rely on mostly conversation to get women
>start lifting a few months ago and I'm not at 63kg
>been solid 9's smiling at me when they walk past in public now
>had a 7/10 with a 10/10 ass catch me looking yesterday while with her tall but skinny as shit boyfriend and she just gives me this smile and walks away

Is this what it feels like guys? Am I making it

Impressive autism LARP

A few spelling mistakes
*NOW at 63kg
*been having 9/10s smiling

>girls in a stem class
ask me how I know this was some highschool tier class

Happened a few days ago. I’m 6’2 210 and around 10-12% for context.
> Late to finance class as usual
> Wearing one size smaller polo black undershirt and jeans
> My cunt self loves drawing attention after being utterly ignored in HS
> Sit next to a nerd brunette qT
> Pretend to act all alpha and cool
> Think she is 10/10 impregnable to myself
> She strikes up convo with me over extra credit Qs
> I answer as it was not hard at all lol (market cap of apple)
> qT thinks im smart walking back with her to dorm convo moves to fitness and college gym
> she says “haha i bet you workout a lot”
> me “how do u know” (am literally at uni gym 7 days a week)
> she says “because you’re ripped user”
> my mind: act alpha and play it off user.
> she say “ i wish i was dedicated as u user”
> i say “i try, why don’t you gimme ur number so i can text you when im going to gym”
> come to Veeky Forums
> share with you lads

We are all gunna make it

You can play off so fucking much as just weird humor if you´re confident enough. Especcially if the people you´re talking to like you to begin with.
Autism may not be curable but it can be hidden very well.

girl in stem class ?
Must be really shit tier college tier bro

small but it's something
>at work in a kitchen
>walk towards the fridge to get ingredients
>manager looks around to find someone to carry a crate full of 'heavy' shit
>turns to me, user you're strong can you lift this?

another
>at work in a kitchen
>need a new shirt because other one got holes in it
>ask a manager to get a new shirt
>we go upstairs to the room with all the clothes
>she asks what my size is
>say ''I don't know medium I guess''
>try it on, doesn't fit my upper body
>''Wtf am I really wearing large''
>It's because of your muscles user

you hit it raw nigga? enjoy aids.

Truth man. Since I stopped being fat, and even more so once I started getting fit, I've said some truly autismo things, and had them played off as funny and cool by attractive girls.

Who the fuck knew?

They're all flunking, its still the beginning of the career so the retards and the roasties still remain. Theyll be gone in literally a month.

>prepubescent ferrero rocher
holy fucking kek

Good job. Contain your autism for the next 60-70 years and you've made it. Congrats user.

You can now leave Veeky Forums.

>STEM
>Women
Fake story, nice try.

What's more one of them asked about how I sorted my acne out bc her bf (who was for about 5 mins longer before they broke up and left before midnight) has it pretty bad.

this is what happens when you let manlets on the computer without supervision

German girl once said that it looks like i have a stabil core

Feltgoosmaine

Not sure if this counts or not
>Taking quiz last Friday
>Class is taught by a pretty hot old lady(guessing 60)
>Required to show ID at the end of Quiz
>Show professor ID
>"Oh Wow......that's a really good picture."
>"T-thanks"
Pretty confident I aced that quiz.

Fug bro, you’re gonna make it

Today from underage b&

>you have a sick jawline user

Somehow get three quarters of my shirt up and noped to the kitchen because she was getting wet 'im a girl user is natural'

>You really have a sick jawline user

I think she is bullying you

yeah i think she is bullying me, but we'll see by the end of my cut...

My nigga

Damn, you really are autistic. But congrats on making it

>read mtg draft
>thought there was some sort of army register at your local gamestop
>google mtg

well at least it got you laid, get your friend to lift doe

>sunday chest and shoulder day
>twink NYRs squatting 80lbs or something
>the little cuties to finish up and leave the squatrack
>warm up with the bar for ohp
>see them looking at me
>slowly increase weight towards my workset
>load up 1 pl8
>all of them stop exercising
>I ohp lmao1pl8 4 reps
>see them looking at me like I just discovered fire

Get depressed afterwards because they had friends and I don't have any

>Work at university marketing division while studying there.
>Part of the job is being a helper to international summer school students
>They are all 20/21 YO like me (excluding visiting teachers, who look around 27 and 31)
>All Chinese, most of them first time being in Australia
>All the guys are DYEL or fatasfatass, all the girls have never seen a strong dude before.

ff

>Introduction to Australia BBQ day
>Two of the girls want to take a photo with me
>I tell them to stand on both of my sides
>Take them by surprise and pick them both up on my shoulders
>Everyone hears their shrieks of laughter and terror and looks towards us and mires' hard
>All the guys want to be me
>All the girls want to have me
>They're all ugly Chinese mainlanders so does it even count?

You gotta try get mires outside the gym.

You have to be 18 to post here faggot.

How big do I have to be to get mired?

Mires are mires, I'd take it my dude

from men
>bigger than them, or bigger than average
from women
>better looking than their current bf, crush, etc.
note: better looking doesn't necessarily mean bigger

Thank

>be me, ~214# 17-18% because bulk
>at bar on saturday with my pal walking through mob towards bar
>wearing tshirt with unbuttoned flannel over it, sleeves rolled up a bit below elbows
>walk past group of qt grills
>guy in their group grabs my arm and says "sick bicep bro"
>hey thanks man i've been juicin
>girls laugh and i walk to bar and get a beer and look back at the group

mfw

>Don't pretend
with women everything is pretend. Nothing is real. It is all make-believe. From makeup to clothes to the BS stories they tell each other to the lies they tell men. And themselves.

Feminist/postmodernists are right - for women the real world does not exist, it is all a social construction. As an example for women the key thing about letting in lots of 3rd world invaders into the country is that they must espouse views that are socially acceptable. The actual consequences of such a policy simply do not exist for women.

For men it is different.

forgot to say i'm also 6'3''

>qt 3.14 at work
>works a room away from me so although we dont have any common projects we see each otehr in the hallway every day
>today get into work wearing something that shows off my body a bit more than the sweaters a wore recently (it is cold here)
>also got a new nice haircut
>when I meet her in the kitchen her eyes light up, she smiles and wishes me a good morning

not really a mire I know but the way she looked at me and the fact that she seemed excited to see me more than usual felt good. I have had more obvious mires from other girls but her giving me a slightly brighter smile and seeming happy to see me feels much better than those random mires. I dont work there for long and havent seen her that often and just talked a few words but she just seems so special to me for some strange reason.

MIRE ME IN THE FUTURE
I AM THE MIRELURK

youtu.be/MJ2NVh7WMc4

is this real life? post photo or your stats, height, lifts etc.

That's fuckin great user, glad it happened.

>made it
>5'11

> i say “i try, why don’t you gimme ur number so i can text you when im going to gym”
> come to Veeky Forums
so you didn't actully get the number?

bully her back bro

if no one knew how to do that you go to a shit school

I got a job in a restaurant to flirt with customers but discovered that since I am the only straight man working there who isn't a beta manlet or a poo-in-loo chef that I don't need to try and pull customers because the female/gay staff are mirin every single day almost non stop. It's kind of crazy.

>manager says shes tired and needs a hug
>tell her if she hugs me I'm probably gonna grab her ass
>she hugs me and I squeeze her thicc behind
>'ooh that felt nice actually'
>now she hugs me like 5 times a day to get her ass touched

>'user I've got some good news and bad news'
>'whats the bad news'
>'you've got to close down the bar alone tonight'
>'shit. whats the good news.'
>'you're really tall and good looking.'
>'y-you too'

>19 year old girl starts and I've got to train her
>she keep mentioning my chest and how she can see my nipples
>she pinches them and i pinch her nipple back
>momentarily worry that I've gone too far and i'm gonna get fired for sexual harrassment
>she makes a shocked smiling face and says 'my boyfriend is picking me up later, you probably shouldnt do that while he's here'

>slutty Hungarian girl is talking about her ideal boyfriend
>'tall, maybe some muscles, he needs to be maybe a bit of an asshole. And er...how you say...' *makes the universal sign language for big penis*
>all the girls turn around and look at me knowingly, then start giggling

I've got a million of these, I'm considering going full time at the restaurant because the ego boosting attention is addictive

is this pasta or does somebody just copy paste this in every mirin thread?

mfw i don't have a thick bosslady to fuck for job security

That's how you should do it. He should remain the "mystery" man, let her bully him some more. All the other kids with the pumped up kicks.

Done.

>5'11"

>I've got a million of these, I'm considering going full time at the restaurant because the ego boosting attention is addictive

Yeah, no. Stay part time if anything, part of the excitement is the random rare occasion of getting to see you.

Did you smash the manager?

>German
>stable core

Sounds about right to me

i've posted this before but it's one of my proudest life moments

>be me
>mechanical engineer living in the midwest working for a firm hq'd on the east coast
>flown out for a company event, like the office episode where all the firms are competing in games and stuff
>lots of qt's around my age and older from the other offices are mirin and interested in this "country boy" with my "country accent"
>up-sell it and talk like my dad a bit to get the giggles and distance my upbringing from theirs keeping their interest
>office sizes aren't comparable at all in manpower so we're split into teams by selected team leaders
>my team has a very nice ratio of girls to guys, 3 girls for each 2 guys pretty much, like 15-20 people
>all the other guys on my team are these east coast soyboy sanctimonious type always apologizing to the women there for oppressing them
>easy time consolidating interest making up shit about working on a farm, saying no when asked if i lift weights, the girls are loving this
>through the day play these bullshit games like sack races and corn hole, one of the games is tug-o-war towards the end
>ofuckye.jpg
>other team is more dudes than us but i'll make up for it
>lasted a minute but started to win
>forearms and back were lookin juicy through the cheap shirt company bought
>could hear people watching and cheering saying "look at user's forearms!"
>fueled me even further, kept feet planted and started pulling rope with excellent rowing form, engaging my core and lats and making easy progress now
>get them past the line and dropped the rope
>was still in town for the following weekend so went to a few bars with some of the girls from the company
>was kind of annoying having to keep my story in line about back home but the pussy was worth it/10

the second one was a spic. I pass.

>Always skinny in school
>Started lifting
>Been lifting for years now
>Moved in with room-mates from school
>Seen me topless for the first time
>"Geez, fucking hell lad"
>mfw

I GOT MY FIRST MIRE TODAY AND IT FELT FUCKING GREAT LADS

>was fatfuck years ago
>lost 100lbs and more, drifting into skellyhood and some loose skin to add since i overdid it with the weight loss
>decide to man up
>joined gym in september 2017
>re-learning to eat, developed some anorexic behaviour
>getting into a steady bulk, gains are slowly coming
>notice gains, but don't think to much because most of the regulars have better bodies
>today, hitting the gym as usual, don't mind anybody just doing my routine
>suddenly a guy that started a bit earlier than me but hasn't made much progress comes up
>expect him he might needs some equipment behind me or whatevs
>"bro, I noticed how skelly you were when you started, and I've seen you here and then now and I gotta say, some nice gains for the time you have been doing that so far, how do you do it"

It might wasn't a qt, a cardio bunny or a THOT but GODDAMN Veeky Forums, it felt fucking based
Hang in there, do you best because we all GONNA MAKE IT

ps.: am excited for my first cut in a few months too

you should help the skelly

>go to country bar the other night with some friends
>friends cousin brings her cute single sister
>told me to talk to her
>wasn't very interested
>sit on stool facing freinds drinking
>she gets in between my legs and starts chatting me up
>looking me up and down
>drags me to the dance floor
>We dance for awhile as I grab her very ncie and pear shaped hips

fucking hell lads, best i've had in awhile

I did man, shared some of the bulking advice that was given to me by the other gym bros

>chillin with buds
>meet some friend of friend
>we all drinking, chilling
>friend's friend goes to leave
>turns to me as he's leaving
>"bro you looked jacked"

>guys really tho im smart
>"inicial" instead of "initial"

Pick one and come up with a believable story next time.

It is pretty obvious that even the tallest guys in that picture are 5'9" or below. Look at the proportions of their limbs.

The fact that you never post more than these exact same ones in every thread proves that you don't have "a million of these".

unless ur like 5'5 you're still a twig
and if you're 5'5 you might as well kill yourself
so either way no, you're not making it