Have you noticed how when you bench more you get more girls banging u?

have you noticed how when you bench more you get more girls banging u?
this is the story about what happened to me over 2 years of benching

20kg bench = 0 girls banged
21kg bench = 5 girls banged
40kg bench = 80 girls banged
50kg bench = 300 girls banged
80 kg bench = 1,000 girls banged
83kg bench = 7727 girls banged
100kg bench = 87,000 girls banged, then my dick fell off

overall i would say it was worth it
btw i never banged the same girl more than once

hows ur story Veeky Forums ?

a simply epic thread

Sage

This is the worst shit I’ve ever read

fuck off

I wand do smeld her brabs XDD

Looks like this is best modeled by a 6th order polynomial. Had to break out the log scale for this.

Holy fuck I loled

>trying 21 kg bench 5rm
>spotter had to help me on the last rep
>only get to bang 4 girls instead of 5

Okay, but who's the chick?

my girllfriend that i settled with after I lost my dick

My mom tells me you shouldn't work out when you're 14 because of growth problems. So why are you here?

Stay epic bros

Kek what.

I must say, it is quite a bit easier to bang girls when you hit them with a heavier stick. You do start to run the risk of necrophilia beyond a certain point though.

Doing God's work user

>this is what happens when you plot polynomials on a log scale

bro stop

A gentleman and most assuredly a scholar.

>tfw 45kg bench is optimal pussy magnet
The rest is work > reward

check again. it's logaritmic

topkek

A 6th order polynomial fit for 6 data points. Nice and subtle (and obviously lost on the rest).

>87,000 girls banged
>235 years of banging a new girl every day

OP samefagging

winrar thread

>this chick probably gets "plowed" by some babydicked fullbush 5'6" japlet

Why should i even live?