We have cured cancer

>we have cured cancer
>we have eradicated 95% of diseases/poxs/fevers
>we have robots that can do almost anything
>we can literally clone animals
>we can change DNA

>but we can't find a cure to balding

Is this a fuckin' joke???

Bald cunt

>>we have cured cancer
But big chemo won't let us have the cure

Don't care about thread

Post more pics

Nice trips, now gimme uh fuckin uhhhhhh sauce nigga

>we have cured cancer
which one was that?

are you bald?

Balding has been cured, you just don't have the money to afford it.

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Maybe it'll come eventually ya never know.

The best they can do is shitty transplants while the rest of your hair falls out.
The standard of cosmetic surgery as a whole is a joke. All you have to do is look at how terrible fake tits look. How can they not do better? Botox, nose jobs, etc they all look horrible.

nature has answer: peppermint oil
also you need to live healthy and be born healthy

Botox is literally one of the most neurotoxic compounds that we know of. 40 nanograms of the active ingredient can kill you.

Women inject that shit into their faces.

All that money an he still is hideous

>women
it's also used to treat migraines for both men and women

Just buy minoxidil at the store to prevent further hair loss.

Or if your insurance covers it, go to your doctor and ask about finasteride. It works at a higher rate and shows some regrowth, but there is a non-zero chance that you'll get gyno.

Just catch the shit early bros.

Thanks for that fact.
A more relevant fact, men make up

There are no toxic substances, only toxic doses

>>but we can't find a cure to balding
we did though, it's called a hair transplant. cunt.

We have multiple cures for balding.


1. Hat
2. Buzz cut.
3. Wig.
4. Comb over.


Action Heroes do the buzz cut, mostly.

>Just catch the shit early bros.

>comb over

>>we have cured cancer
>>we have eradicated 95% of diseases/poxs/fevers
>>we have robots that can do almost anything
>>we can literally clone animals
>>we can change DNA
>>but we can't find a way to make dicks bigger
FTFY

Baldfags remove yourselves from the gene pool

because baldness is next evolutionary step for humans, every seen hairy aliens?
next master race is not an ounce of hair like grey alien.

Dude google: "WNT signalling + Balding". We've solved it since 2010. Except because it's a natural chemical process, people can't patent it so it's not been commercialized yet.

You can just buy the agonist from Sigma Aldrich for $$$$ though.

Musk's hair looks great though.

ever seen ANY aliens? There are no other intelligent creatures to compare us to

yes i've seen ancient aliens, they are glorious
but to think we are only intelligent creatures in the universe is bonkers

It's one of the better transplants I've seen but a transplant is not a cure for balding. It will most likely look terrible in a few years time.

This

MOMMY GIB MILKIES

What is the name of the agonist?

He's one of the most desirable millionaires on this planet. Fuck are you talking about?

New gen fake tits look great. Stop watching porn with cheap sluts

Why would you need a big dick? It feels the same

Hes pretty aesthetic for a jew honestly

If you caught it early, finasteride is a solution

You dumb motherfuckets. No cancer is alike. Testicular cancer is not the same as lunh cancer. There is no 1 cure. We have a vaccine for some, like the HPV vaccine which protects against the virus that gives you cervical cancer. But no singular cure for cancer.

Melissa Moore

you're over estimating our abilities.
cancer is still killing tons of people dumb ass

he was saying that mr musk is still ugly, and despite his vast wealth, his existence will always have a smear on it, that smear will be his face. For he is no John Kennedy, no William B. Pitt. This is what he meant I believe.

Your grasp of biology/medicine is appalling. Where do you get science news??? CSI???

>look how terrible fake tits look
japan called

This

t. retard

its impossible to cure cancer. the only hope is surgical removal or stimulating your immune system to get rid of the cancer cells. No other option.

>not shaving all your hair and going full skinhead at the first sign of balding

absolutely retarded, I will never understand why balding guys refuse to do this and try to style their hair to cover up their baldness
looks like shit

example: your posts
it only took this 1 to give me cancer

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