ITT post reasons to lift

ITT post reasons to lift

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it gives u big muscees

holee shit qt

me in the back

I lift for the return of my King.

This

is that John Mcaine in the back?

I lift for our savior

50% health & longevity, 50% to get mired by girls

>me on the left
>stone faced staring into the abyss until food comes

For the czar and his holy family

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Tell a girl she is being filmed and she puts on a whole act of cheerfulness and fake demeanor.

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I do it for Honor

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why do people like that even have to exist.

the proverbial carrot hanging in front of our faces

who is this semon demon

>unironically lift to find myself a 3d qt asuka

>lifting for grills

LMAO

lmao wut? If she put it on right it would probably be fine, bitch has no tits. Has to be the ugliest jungle asian I've ever seen.

baka senpai

disgustingly bad cosplay, please provide me the dox of this girl & the photographer... it's funny people think they can get away with discrediting evangelion

disgusting
there's tons of girls like that in Yurop
why are celebs so average looking?

girls donts care to much about fit
the only care about money and personlaity

in physique they only care about height and face only , other than that is a meme

>disgusting
>there's tons of girls like that in Yurop
>why are celebs so average looking?

mhm

What's disgusting about Taytay?

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>nose ring

so close

It staves off the depression.

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this

I lift for Sloan

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yeah whatever fuck off mehmet

>lifting for a 3d girl who is incapable of feeling love
lmao fucking loser

me too

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why do you lift for something you already have?

POST THIS BITCH CUNT ONE MORE TIME

I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU MOTHER FUCKING, POST THAT SHIT AND SEE WHAT HAPEPNS

ya got me curious now desu

You mean Claire?

>tfw i have a sister that looks exactly like that

We're pretty close and game/party together so in no way whatsoever does this gif give me any feels
Its like
>wtf are you doing, eat your food dude

I might be wrong but i feel like anybody that spent any significant time with females relative/friends sees this webm as just some girl acting all dumb trying to be cute or whaterver

grr i warned you

the guy/girl recording probably just told her she's recording and to do some cute shit.

FUCK

gross, dude

based fellow Jeff poster.

Yes, pls post, I need moar

>the only answer

Well for one she's a huge roastie. You know she has publicly had over 30 boyfriends in the past 2 years alone. She must have gone through hundreds of cocks in her life.

i'd eat shit from her feet desu

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What's your problem with her, she looks a lot like Asuka

I lift for toshinori.

I don't watch weeb cartoons but she's cute

here is a diffrent edition

lol

NGE isn't "weeb cartoons", it's a philosophy for life that is unlike any other, and only grows in strength each year that passes

maybe you should stop being such a fucking dense idiot and watch it

>girl

Wouldn't really say Evangelion is weeb-ish at all. It's a really deep look into human psychology.

It's clearly a girl you homosexual

Yes regurgitating shit philosophers have stated 100 years ago through the form of cute waifus and shitty MCs is so deep...

>10 or so years ago
>sister and I were swimming in lake
>I was distracted for a bit, sister was older so I didn't keep any attention on her
>hear screaming
>something's wrong
>she's being pulled underneath the water by the current
>I desperately swim to her
>I grab her arms and try swimming and pulling her up out of the water, she desperately grips onto any part of me for survival
>I can't pull her up
>her hands let go of me, she's swept underwater and I'm now fighting to stay above
>barely swim back to shore, people watched but nobody did anything
>I wasn't strong enough to pull her up
>I wasn't strong enough
Never again.

Hello darkness

what is NGE

>t

Kek, girl is not even good looking but I will bite

BECAUSE I LOVE FUCKING EASY PUSSY

Deeper than you, Rick and Morty

Da

>girl is not even good looking
Post a better looking one then

Also, I had depression for years, I still don't know if she knowingly let go of me or if she blacked out. That 1/3 second scream she did when her head came above water has replayed in my mind tens of thousands of times.

Top kek, it has a lot of philosophical notions that were also not written by philosophers long ago, but were brought up by the series writers.
It's a mix of old and new viewpoints about humanity.

Also, Shinji is not a shitty MC. He is unlikable, but that's the point. He's an insecure beta and his character is about learning how to get over that and grow yourself as a person. You're not supposed to like him, you're supposed to realize how to stop being a loser by watching him.

youtube.com/watch?v=jYZfeY8Vg0E

Jesus, hope it's LARP

Neon Genesis Evangelion

Bullshit. This story is told all the time, and your lack of detail makes it unbelieveable. I felt nothing.
2/10 try again

reads like a bad comic book heroes background. You can try harder my dude

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Dear Lord...You were just a child... you have to learn to forgive yourself...You can't tell you're the only one responsible.

SHES NOT

is it really dude?

what the fuck is going on i don't even know who's who anymore

no ty

holy fuqqqqqq
more?

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Obviously not. Trapfags are just so degenerate they want every girl to be a trap, because they can't get a hard on without the dick and balls.

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hi, please refrain my posting videos/pictures of my gf

>people lifting for girls

why

>10 or so years ago
>be me; lake-monster, looking for kids to steal
>finally find one, start pulling her in
>hear some dude yelling
>something's wrong
>she's being pulled away from me by some faggot kid
>I desperately pull her harder
>I grab her arms and try swimming and pulling down deeper into the water, I'm slowly losing my grip on her
>I almost fucking lose grip, but I pull on her with one last tug; sudden sharp pains in both my shoulders
>twink finally lets go of her, she's swept towards me
>barely swim back to to the lake's bottom, I dislocated my arm, pain is immense
>I wasn't strong enough to pull the twink down here too
>I wasn't strong enough

Never again.

remember,lifting for 2d girls is OK

i really hope that's a different girls because she's fucking hideous in the picture. looks like that dillion harper looking thot with the fish leggings who got spammed here like 3 months ago

That pale stomach n hips. Muh dick

no bully

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it is? jesus christ

Lifting partly because I want to look good, partly because I want this girl I'm hanging out with a lot to think I look good.

Also, for Gondor

>people actually lift for 7/10 thots

honestly? i just want to be universally attractive to girls physically so i can scare them off with my autism & validate myself

I just wanted to lift some (You)s t b h