/fraud/ - Haute cuisine edition

>In my final 4th week of 100/40 100/40 50/20 50/20 clomid/nolva PCT after a 16week 500mg/w test-e cycle.
>Feel like utter shit
>0motivation
>0libido
>0sociability

Wtf is wrong with me? I felt god-like on cycle, sociable and outgoing, great gains in the gym, etc. Now I rarely want to do anything social or talk to people.
Plz send help
PS: also on Accutane 60mg/day 4th week in.

>implying we weren't beforehand

E3D for you, then.

Hey guys

I've been around these threads forever and I started homebrewing about a year ago. I've decided to start selling. Any advice?

What currency to use, what platform, any personal experience anyone has had doing it would be greatly appreciated, much thanks.

This isn't source talk, I'm not a source mods, I'm just a curious boy performing a thought experiment about the hypothetical future.

A moment after that picture was taken, the most attractive thing about that woman was her breath. Haggard.

Not sure if this constitutes as source talk, but because you're user and haven't given any info about yourself I'm sure it's fine. If you know the source board then probably get in contact with the people who run that, they'll probably ask you to send it to whoever it is that tests for gear purity. Currency would be any cryptocoin you feel like taking, pretty sure everyone takes btc but it wouldn't hurt to take ltc and even eth if you want.

Now both ends smell like fish

I got it prescribed with nothing else so you're saying I'm gonna fuck my shit up?

With DBol, say you're doing 50mg, do you take it all at once in the morning, or spread out in to 2 doses? I train in the morning.

>what currency
$$$/sexual favors/narcotics
>what platform
your gym's locker room/out of the trunk of your car
>what experience
this is the traditional way to deal roids

>what currency to use
Boipussi.

You'll have massive fluctuations, possibly causing all kinds of unecessary side effects.

Tinder brahs

I just got into this shit.

Literally what is your procedure from first message to hookup.

Like do you just find a good generic pickup line, collect numbers and go on dates and shit? What is your personal experience with this, I have no clue tbH what I should be doing.

“Boipussi” now shows up first thing in autocorrect lads what does this say about me

You have it or you crave it.

very autistic

there's no contra cheat code for women, it's different every time. I have a pickup line I like that I use on all my matches and then I go from there depending on responses/how the conversation is going

some girls are obviously immediately dtf, some I have to convince a bit, some go directly to my place, some I have to go on a date with...

if you want only the hyper thots you gotta make a super fuckboy profile that basically says in it you want to fuck (only works if you have the body or the face to pull it off)

>tfw feel human again
alright final push

You're 5 years late to the party. Tinder is an STD carousel for turbosluts with overblown ego

Almost time for my 2nd daily workout
Hopefully it gives me gains

It means you are a man of culture

I said no chicken fatty

>autistic
Yeah basically

I'm not asking for a cheat code or anything just more anecdotes dude

I've got numbers and snapchats and shit and I went on a lunch date so I can't be hopeless

I'm looking for a cuddle buddy for lazy nights basically nothing serious

But I'm also purely interested in how others use the app

So please share some experiences user

Bring it on

Pornstar girl from tinder wants to come over to my place and smoke some weed and chill. Hmmm....

Depends how good looking out are. If they’re slutty and you’re hot you can just start sexting basically. Inb4 hurr durr that’s not how you talk to girls

This is why everyone ends up BnC

What is you wieght/cals today?

What's the best juice for destitute poorfags like myself.

I certainly crave it.

Is that the one from blacked?

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Im currently making sure I hit 3.5k tgen if Im still hungry I drink milk til full

Not the one in the picture that was some Asian girl but yeah the porn girl has shot with blacked and like 5 other studios.

Maybe we can make some amateur style vids or something

>maybe a pornstar will undercut her current brand with a greasy neet

>greasy neet
Hey that’s a fetish. She’s not super established desu and I’ve got a bigger dong than 99% of porn stars

Test cyp 600mg/wk for 16 weeks
1mg/arimidex everyday

PCT
50mg/nolva
20mg/clomid

this aite for a beginner cycle?

more power 2 ya I'm just meme'in

All good m88. Maybe bloatgoat and I can double team her for /fraud/ and get some joocy oc for the OP pics

as if itd offset any faggotry here just fuck her w/ bg and never look back

screw that just fuck bloat goat

Don’t make me invite bimbsy to keep it at least 25% homo

hes better lookin than the thot 4 sure
he's forgotten about us at avn

She as at the avns too so maybe they already fucked.

cucked by pornstars again

Wew lads. I guess you're the user that lives near me huh. You get a lot more matches then I do

So I plotted this out with steroids calculator but does kick starting a blast with a faster acting ester along side an ethanate make the ethanate saturate faster?
I'm currently on day 7 of pinning 200mg of tren E Monday, Wednesday and Friday while throwing in 75mg of tren a EOD for about 3 weeks for the fuck of it due to having it left over form my last blast and I'm already feeling the tren almost the same as when I was running it 100mg ed.

Side note, I really missed how tren makes my sweat smell and how it fucks with my dreams. I've had two wild and vivid winter exploration camping dreams thanks yo watch yuru camp and that Antarctica anime before bed. Oh and I had some weird dream about a baby elephant that was terrorizing my neighbor Hood for what ever reason, idk where this one came from.
Tren is fucking rad.

Anyone have experience with proviron. My source is having a sale and from what I understand it is not liver toxic. What does it need to be dosed out, how does the look compare to say winny?

>ran one cycle of dianabol when I was 17 and 115 pounds
>grew 3 inches and gained 20 pounds
>voice turns blackman deep
>jawline of sage northfuck
>no pct
>am now 20 high test and 185 pounds
Should I do another cycle or just be happy with what I have

You most likely won't notice a difference, but technically you're better off during the dose. You'll have more stable levels because dbol has a short hair life.

Some people notice a positive effect from taking it pre workout.

I'm one of those people, but I also think there is a solid chance that it's just placebo.

Yeah lifetime guy. I don’t know how many matches guys usually get on tinder.

Just be charming. If you aren't I really don't think there is a way to fake it. Maybe learned over a long long time.

I would just message girls, joke around, talk about silly shit, meet up and have sex within the hour usually. Maybe two maybe.

Lots of lots of times.

Tinder is so easy it's insane. Makes me feel kind of gross looking back but it was also fun. If you aren't good at talking to girls on that platform, it might just not be the play for you.

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Ye so I'm not charming at all.

I am good looking though so I think I can blunder my way through it.

Can you like give a specific anecdote on some tinder slott you banged? Like not word for word bullshit but like

>Match
>Bullshit back and forth
>???
>Degenerate facefucking

Fill in the blank a little bit for me

Dingo, add me on Snapchat to join our tripfag autism group
SC: tankmac

2-4 matches a day, normally.

No.

Not because I do that want to, because I don't keep memories of silly things I said to random sluts two years ago.

I did play a game with myself sometimes where I would try to say the most unappealing and weird things to a girl and get her to still meet up.

Like open with "tell me A LOT about your dad" and then just go on to talk about how I want to meet him soon.

That isn't an example of funny charming stuff though, that was just for a goof.

I'll tell you the story of Max. Max was a cool fucker but not on his own account. I worked with max for 6 months. 6 days a week this fool would show up for work early to play magic with himself. His spectrum levels were astronomical. He ate, drank and breathed table top games. Now, work for us, was canvassing; that means grueling stretches of 6-12 mile hikes in the California sun with no food or water. We made our own breaks, but you weren't done until the super said so.

Max, obviously found disharmony in this arrangement: knocking doors cut into his magic time. So being that he wasn't charming, or handsome or rich, settled to be the next best thing, efficient.

He'd knock a door and say "hey do you want to buy an alarm system yes or no" and repeat 500 times, sometimes leaving his designated neighborhood until he got his sale. He'd make one sale a day and call it even. If he had to knock once or 500 times he'd knock until he knew he could play magic again.

Dude pulled in 3k a week being an autistic fucking nerd. If you can't bag pussy, then wow you got beat by max.

I don't have Snapchat
I'll get it hang on

Jerry, you too.

Best feeling in the world....
Dropping from 700 mg of DNP to 350 mg
I no longer want to die 24/7 I only lasted 5 days at 700 mg :(

Did it work?

It's almost as if I've heard this story before

I am 37
5'10"
170lbs
Ohp is 170
Bench is 260
Squat is 290 ...
Dl is 315 for 3

I have been thinking of getting on try
Haven't had my levels checked.
A clinic nearby will give me the shots for 180 a month.
If I did this for a year what could I expect?
Also, did calisthenics in prison for years ...
But shit diet there.
Been lifting for about 2 now with a few breaks.

If you are low t your will see a world of difference, if you aren't you will see almost no difference long term and no change at all short term

>180 a month
year or you could buy that in raws and cruise for years

I dunno I've got nearly 700 but it's dropped off so much lately. I'm lucky to get one every 3 or 4 days then they don't want to say shit. I should really just approach women irl rather than this beta shiet, seems like whenever I meet a chick through a friend they're keen but I just don't have it in me to make moves.

Also homo friends make great wingmen. They don't really hook me up per say but they make me look good in front of their grillfriends and virtue signalling as some gay/straight alliance douche seems to do something as well.

So if I can afford it it'd be worth getting my levels checked?

Tempting

It's not really virtue signaling when people are legitimately vouching for you and they happen to be gay.

If it makes you feel any better you've still got a couple of days left of pure shit just based off of the half life of DNP.
I hope you learned your lesson on inferno cycles faggot

100grams of raw of test prop is 180$

>cruising on prop
ishygddt and I say this as someone who has cruised on prop
Just using enanthate for your regular test needs and if you for whatever reason want a shit load in your system for a day (eg you're a strongman or a powerlifter) use TNE.
The only reason why you should use prop is if you're trying to cheat a drug test.

I mean I seem to be virtue signalling as some liberal big guy. I just don't really give a shit about gay guys or how gay guys want me. I find it flattering for the most part while most dudes get really offended about it. I'm not some flag waving supporter though, I really just don't care one way or another. I dunno, it kind of makes me feel fake to hang with homos when I couldn't care less about their "movement" or whatever. I suppose I like them as individuals and not because they're gay which would be more like virtue signalling.

Tldr
Nvm I'm stupid lmao

Again that's what I said. You're just a dude who has gay friends. Nothin more. If ladies want to extrapolate more okay cool but it's not virtue signaling if a gay dude says "hey ryan here makes a lot of money and shit I'd suck his dick".

mast, I hate people looking at my arms too, albeit for the opposite reason.

Why not just wear clothes to hide your body. Just get like, a XXXXXXL sweater for obese people and hope you can stuff your arms inside

same reason i watch girls do glute kickbacks in the gym

You’re overpaying by 50%

I gotcha. That's usually how it goes minus the money part. I ought to go out with them more often but I can't drink for the next 8 weeks at least.

good raw sources are impossible to find

are you sure about that

cheap raw sources i mean

you're not looking hard enough

did U want cheap or good make up your mind

I've looked for almost 2 weeks, gave up.

as long as they work i'd buy them

>tfw no dolly loli like Taiga

What's the point of all this guys?

I was laid off for a bit , could afford to do the inferno cycle

I still have 39 350mg tabs left, gonna run it till I get a 6 pack

Slice of life anime is cancer.

What needles do you use to pin?

hey crusader, u not skinniest roider in the world anymore

look at the MOD on steroidology

looks shit for a natty, look at those 14" arms

Where do you think you are?

you're retarded

i checked his profile after I saw his pics and believe it or not he is on AAS for years

Slice of life is relaxing and fun. You don't like dolly lolis user?

I didn't mind when I was the skinniest roider in the world. I go at my own pace.

yo if youre gonna flame me remember that tom is some 130lb runt that started roiding months ago and is 5 times the size of this guy, this fountain of knowlege on hormones, and bodybuilding.

I know so much, I have so much test, but muscles? no

Lmao I sent the same pickup line to two girls at the same school and they replied basically the same thing at the exact same time so I have a feeling they’re roommates.

Fuck

I'm gonna be coming off permanently in April, which will be 1 year 11 months B&C. I'm gonna have to remember how to lift natty now, not just volume the shit out of it.

I think I worked harder when on gear, but slacked with my training, cause I let the steroids work for me, rather than assist me, so I'm coming off for good, cause I want to be able to lift for the rest of my life without constantly having to focus on keeping healthy cause of gear usage.

Okay, rewind. First of all, I weigh just under 170 and have primo, top of the line, grade A, elite genetics. You can't hold everybody to the same standard or they would kill themselves out of the disappointment of being inferior. Do you really want 95% of this board to die off? Secondly, if you don't start roiding I'm going to contact the chinkboy that owns this website and have you temporarily banned until you learn your lesson.

How long should I wait before starting a new cycle

ayy, you liked my pic? thats a lifetime natty pic, no sarms, no nothing baby just chicken and rice, and that was 4 months into my first bulk too, lifting for like 8.

Hows THAT for genetics.

I think your genetics are GREAT tom, because oyu do some stupid lazy lazy asshole powerlfiting shit in the gym and still have a nice tricep