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Meanwhile in medieval Veeky Forums
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anyone got any milk?
>tfw friends died while trying to reclaim the squat rack
>He consumes sow's nectar
Thou quest shall end in failure
>he thinks lifting will stop the churches indulgences
>partaking of the bovine juices
Thou shalt not make it
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>tfw /startingsquire/ for the past 3 years
>no noticeable gains in societal position
>daughters of all the rich families only go after skinnyfat sons of lords who've only ever lifted a glass of mead in their life
i never requested these sensitivities
>Doing my routine
>The manlet inquisition shows up
>They keep adding microplates to my barbell without letting me rerack until I confess to being 5'10" instead of 6'
Fucking assholes
he died for your dubs
Reminder that the only routine you need is 4hrs of hoop rolling a day.
Swordlets on suicide watch
>not just slaying the manlets until they proclaim you king
fucking manlet, thou art doomed.
>got kicked from barracks for painting a portrait of ankle-revealing harlot
Could have sworn in the Lord's name I was being quick
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>Chadiam the Third keeps getting all the fiefs and handmaidens
IT IS WHOLLY UNJUST
to the next town with you, only women and bundles of sticks refuse animal goods.
Art thou a cursed soylent heathen?
>Being a lustful cad along with using the lords name in vain.
Get ye to the confession booth, lest your sins stay your feet and prevent its creation for yourself.
Also, ankles my son?
>DOTH THOU EVEN HOIST
U observing intently, brother-at-arms?
>Mare Madiens
>tfw no squire
How dost thou even make gains without hoisting in full plate?
>Trying to cut
>Personal trainer King HarlHAES only feeds me butter
>Mandatory feasts at least once per week
>The men complain and threaten to leave me when I suggest reducing our personal food stock to not include every food variety known to man
>My mounts routinely become swayback after half an hour of hard use
>Town jester replaced all my banners around town with banners showing a spitroasted boar
Life is suffering
>this thread
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Yes! Verily my scalp is becoming hairless! What a sign of a man
>before
180 lbs
>after
275 lbs (not counting armor)
rate my progress
The virgin costume vs the chad armeth'r piece
I hope that qt3.14 farmer's daughter will be mine someday
>F A C E
>S T A T U S
>L A N D
In case someone hasn't read it yet.
Take part in this faggotry I shall
An adult male weighs atleast 2 quintals
Sumus omnes ad eam.
>tfw you'll always be a Virgin squire and not a real Chad knight
DOTH ART ON THEIN TREK TO SNAP KINGDOM
>458 AD
>crusading for wenches of the flesh
We do everything for her?
Sir CHADsworth feasts on boar and drinks mead and still gets all the fair maidens while you work the fields HARD