Tfw getting Veeky Forums to impress a non-existent being

>tfw getting Veeky Forums to impress a non-existent being
This ain't right.

awful tier waifu, get some class user

>tfw no angelic swiss-german gf to dump babby batter into

Iktf breh. One day we may.

I'm trying to impress my husbando and surprise him with my new fluffy dresses

this waifu shit is degenerate but if I had to pick one Mercy is literally the least pleb option

Excellent choice; second only to pharah
Pleb-tier choice. She’s such a cunt. Lewd scientist girl or Yuki are far better options

HANDS OFF! She's MY Waifu! MINE! REEEEE-

Your waifu is a shit. A shit!

Mercy a BEST! She's the perfect combination of beautiful and hot!

Fuck off, Sena is best meat

Both main girls are trash and so are your tastes.

pleb taste too, that also ain'r right

This thread is now a 3d waifu thread

>implying there even exists a more perfect being than 3d asuka

Mate if they aren't real, they cant disappoint you.

Nah senpai, we've ascended beyond 3d

your obsessions and "waifu's" are very real, they are nothing more than demons who thrive on worship.
>" the sacrifices are offered to demons, not to God. And I do not want you to be participants with demons. Corinthians 10:20

get rid of em lads

I don't think she's a cunt at all, I actually like her personality and find it cute and endearing. Then again I'm good with bants so I'd be able to joke around with her.

> overwatch characters
At least pick a character with a personality

As long as it motivates you and you aren't autistic about it, it's completely fine. You can lift for Adolf for all we care, just don't mention it to anyone. I lift for pic related and nobody knows, and no one needs to know either.

tfw no Japanese kgf

Unironically this.
>ywn have a Japanese battleship with big titties who will follow your every order and put absolute faith in you
Why live?

Whatever works, man.

man I need a waifu, those real life oneitis crushes aren't making me feel good in the long run
any recs?

me too user

Play the original mass effect trilogy back to back and you'll find at least one.

>lifing for a carpet muncher

ISHYGDDT

>2018
>still playing Overwatch

If you dick them well enough, they'll be at least bi the next day.