So you want to get... "swole"?

>So you want to get... "swole"?

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>...you have to "go mad" to get big?

>how many scoops?

Yes bitch now gimme t

>I havent figured this one out yet user, could you elaborate... You want to make something, but sit around the house watching japanese cartoons?

>You said you wanted to be 'high t' to get a 'brap hog'?

>It says here that you've only eaten egg whites and raw onions for the last three months..... can you conform this

>...so the "piano man" is telling you what to eat? And it's always four scoops?

NO U FAGGOT

I WANNA GET SWOLL
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>It says here you're on a "Dirty Bulk," and your daily routine is "Squats N' Oats."

>this piano man told you to "leave humanity behind"?

>SS?

>d-deadlift?!?

>Mark ripped a toe? Get him to a doctor!

So you said that the SS told you to go mad so that you can become a mutant piano?

these are my favourite threads

I lift big weits hehehe

>Are you sexually active?

God damn it. *flex a cep*

>N-no, sir, I will not, and I repeat I will NOT say "no homo" during your prostate exam

>You’re telling me that “swole is the goal”, and that “size is the.... prize?”

>...HOW MANY SCOOPS?!

>You squat HOW many times a weak? You'll need a knee replacement user.

You eat HOW many eggs a day?

You say you are... trying to gain weight??

No I'm not mirin, sir you have cancer.

This got to me. I've been feeling pain in my left knee during squats.

>I'll show you how to shred user

you've been drinking 3 litres of milk daily for 5 months?

>just started feeling weird in my right knee
Boys it's gonna be fine right?

It's over buddy

Wrong! It's 5 scoop you swine!

36 egg whites and 2 multivitamins

>only eating the whites
twink detected

Point your elbows down when you squat.

Think of the motion like loading a spring, try it and tell me if you still have pain.

"If you dont reply to this post the gains goblin will steal your gains?..."

delete this now and nobody gets slayed