Who would win in a fight?

A 5'11 300lbs Rich Piana equipped with a metal baseball bat or an adult male lion?


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our boy rich has the mass and the brains to knock out the lion with a good swing on its head
its claws would be a problem tho, specially if it charged against rich
my money on rich tho

rich is dead.
lion wins

It's hypothetical you insensitive prick

how is this even a question, a lion weighs 460 pounds fully grown, has huge claws and teeth, and can break a skull with their jaw
rich piana wins it easy

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lion

Pretty sure any youth thbat played in little lauge in their life, trained to swing a bat, could esily kill any animal on earth.

oh whoops, did i just maKE AN ARGUEMENT AS TO WHY LIFITING WEIGHTS IS COMPLETELY USELESS?

Dude rich all the way wtf and he has a bat

Depends if rich can catch the lion in the head on the first swing

Yea he would smash the shit out of it cave it’s skull in like a fuckin captain caveman homo erectus

Your a fag a fully rounded rich would cave its skull in in one mighty leaping overhead swing

a bat is much longer than a lion's arm reach, rich would kill the big cat with no doubt
the question we ought to ask ourselves is; would he crush its skull or simply kill it?

if rich is dead then he cant be killed
rich wins

>Drop rich's 300lbs corpse on the lion from a helicopter
>Lion crushed by the impact
>Throw the bat at the dead lion

>lion bites richs arm because his arms are the biggest part of his body and are esialy reachable

>liters and liters of shyntol start oozing out of richs arms and get inside of the lions throat

>the lion confused as fuck and intoxicated let go of rich arm while suffocating trying to either drink or spit liters of shyntol out of his mouth

>lion dies in oily agony

>rich piana start posing in front of the dead lion "that's right motherfucker, aaaaaaaaaaassrgh, shooooooooop aaaaaaaaaaaah"

>rich recharges the oil in his arm as if nothing had happened and drives to the gym to work out chest and calves

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What about two lions, but rich has two bats

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brah he couldn't even beat a little spic

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except most animals don't have skull/spine/neck the way humans do and can't be knocked out so easy as you think

but still
> any human being with a gun can kill any animal on earth without any training

yeah it is useless if you are lifting to fight animals in the wild with your bare hands

why is his skin so terrible? it looks like used rubber

in the sun to much

sun ages skin like crazy

Lion eats corpse, dies from the toxins in the meat, Rich has his final vengeance.

so thats where he kept his gear