So I hit a 200kg Deadlift today. What about you guys?

So I hit a 200kg Deadlift today. What about you guys?

Also what should i say next?

I ate an entire large pizza to help maintain my 20000kcal bloat diet

Gib milkies

>Do you think 9/11 was an inside job
Proceed to redpill

>touvhed
You blew it OP, move on

Ask if she can unhinge her jaw

>all that for a tinder thot
Nigga shes half naked with a fucking hat on inside just ask to bang her already

>EJ
shit name

>what are you afraid of?
>I'm a big guy

5.5" here... how fucked am i guys

"ey bebe u wan sum fuk?"
OR
"Are you an archaeologist?"
OR
"Are you a chicken farmer?"

That is the extent of my ability to talk to the female humans.

"Ok cool so we can have sex now"

You could always become really good at eating pussy and fingering

Is it beta if I go to a brothel and ask the girl to teach me to eat pussy?

4'' here. This made me feel batman

depends on how you phrase it and how you look. if you're a beefy and confident dude the assumption is you get lots of pussy and she'll love the proposition. if not then she might think you're being fo real.

Kek, truth is im 6 inch and girls tell othe r girls I am 9. Bitches dont know how big your dick is.

well they maybe dont know the numbers, but they know what they want and dont lie to yourself. 6 is like a mikropenis to them.
Im 9 inches and all Girls i fucked want just more.
9 inches is atleast what you should packing.

im 15in and the fact that i can't poke girls' diaphrams to get them to involuntarily choke on my dick backwards just kills my ego.

this

>ex gf told me I had a great dick - only 5.5

i feel you man. GOD WHY!!! Should i kill myself only 10 inches

>Women have been selecting larger sized penises over the course of several million years

Holy kek, is there any brainlet who'd actually believe this?

Same

That parts true though.

this is fact user and we must deal with it