S I P S

Finally gave in and decided to try sips.

Got one purple and white dip which one should I try first Veeky Forums?

White is the original, so try that first.

Then you can compare the others to it.

Purple is GREAT

Sorry brah that first sip of the day went to purple and it’s great I’m already full of energy™

>tfw drank last white sip this morning

SEND MORE PLS TYVM!!!!!!!

What are you, black?

purple sips are superior. One and done user

About to go pick up my sip then crush a chest workout

Same here, /whitechest/

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Viral marketing at its worse. Fuck off monster shills.

Isn't energy drinks like monster extremely bad for you ?

>all these fucking shills itt
Just drink coffee, at least that’s natural

Only in excess (goes for just about everything). So no, not really.

>drinking literal shit juice
Naw

What flavour is violet? Grape?

the Ultra Monsters are actually not that bad, just don't drink it like water, 1-2 per week is fine

You cunts have fucking ruined Veeky Forums go back to fucking m*nster.com

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Enjoy bad breath and yellow teeth

does it take you a whole week to finish one can?

Can't wait to run to the gas station for my sipoftheday

now when you say a sip, do you mean the whole can? I'm confused

he means that sip of the day™

Pre workout meal boys, let's get it.

literally bought a 10 pack of monster rehab today

>That first sip

How long does a single can last for you guys?

i drink it through out the day so 1 day

Anyone else have it as a preworkout?

Just did brah, ill be at the gym in 15 mins

>drinking a can of sugar,salt,artifical flavor and coffein thats bad for your health

>rehab and a chicken sandwich
A man after my own heart.

You're obviously misinformed

non sipper detected

Monster is fucking disgusting

This shit is the only sip worth sipping

>220 calories
>58g sugar

drink purple while listening to some doom metal and lighting a fatty, my dude.
Like, put on some of the prog-ier Sabbath, or some Conan, or Beelzebong, light one up, and crack that juicyboi open.

That shit tates like gasoline, bought it one time becasue it was on sale for a buck. Worst sip of my fucking life

i have 2 in the morning

Get the real sipps. Grab the dark blue with a purple tab one.

Disagree user, I burped and up came wet antifreeze that tasted like the temperature of cold and that makes no fucking sense. Dropped.

>0 cal

Can I sip while fasting?

Hate the white one and this is the only other zero-cal sip on sale here. Opinions? How swole will I be after a month of this?

That is unironically the best sip

Amazing

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>not enjoying that satisfying first sip

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Anyone know where they sell the purp one in the UK?

Can some one give me a run down on this sip stuff, do you just drink a single can over multiple days or use one can as a pre workout ? How bad are they for your health ? Is it not worth it sticking just to water ?

It's a 0 cal, 0 sugar energy drink. That's it. Don't have an aneurysm trying to make too much sense of it, it's just a healthy, good-tasting caffeine supplement.

>be in military
>have to drink at least 2 cans per day to stay awake
>develope addiction
>going 2+ days without some kind of energy drink = constant headaches and generally feeling like shit on top of shit
Veeky Forums, how do I stop this, a point int he general direction would help alot.

Same as most addiction. Slowly wean yourself from it. Drink only a can and a half one day. Then only one can, then only half a can. It's only a mild caffeine dependency, not like you're hooked on tobacco, crack, heroin, or booze.

Cheers pal, will try pick a few up and see what they are like. Water keeps me going fine but nice to switch it once in a while

I like using them as psychological rewards.
If you move your ass on monday, you get some sipps after; if you do good three days in a row, maybe some chinese food (within macro limits); If you kick ass all 6 workouts this week, you can open a beer; etc.

Cold turkey, pussy.

>sipping with his ass
mein niger

>needing to set up little ultimatums for yourself like you're a child
fucking pussy

Yes. This is obviously viral marketing.

The left hemisphere of the brain is largely childlike and without proper motivation will try and keep you from working out. The left hemisphere doesn't like it when you push your limits unless it sees a good reason for it, and for most people working out is not its own reward (at least in terms of how the left hemisphere sees it).
Now, if you're particularly right hemisphere dominant, this might not present a huge problem, but there are still consequences for subjugating part of your psyche like that.

more pls sipbros

White > Orange > Green > Red

Haven't tried the purple one yet

lmaoing at your sad existence my friend

>not ranking blue

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Why did this reddit post get trips?

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thanks user, lovin em

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

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you guys know energy drinks are full of terrible shit right?

its 0 cals and you're still getting energy. it aint good.

>drinking water gives me energy but 0 cals. that cant be good

2 hours

>energy requires calories

Purple. The best one imo. Red is a close second.

I love Monster zero but what do you all mean by "sips" I have been gone for about a year and I've come back no idea what's going on? Are you fasting and drinking one monster zero a day?

i bought a zero ultra but i've never tried it before. Tomorrow i'm going to hang out with a girl i like, with sips help me out?

Wtf is this

That looks like it tastes like shit. I bet it tastes like shit.

When shills invade the thread

Yeah they are, fucking terrible. Why the fuck is this shit on Veeky Forums, it is antithetical to what fitness is.

anyone here on rockstar sips?

It tastes like muscle milk. But it's full of sugar so best to avoid.

Why are you faggots even allowed in my board? Drinking energy drinks has nothing to do with fitness, so why are these retarded threads even allowed in /fit? Can we have /tea/ threads where we just talk about what kinds of tea we like?

nothin beats the big blue

Hey newfag

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And did I mention Zero Ultra™ has 0 calories and 0 grams of sugar but still tastes great?

Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™ works for me. Don't you think it's time you try that first sip?

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>7 eleven put up signs that their sips went from 2 for 3 to 2 for 3.50
>go to buy some
>still ring up 3 bucks
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why are redbullies and coffebabies always so jealous of sipchads?

1 minute

Who here /gulp/?

Lost close to 2kgs in 3 days while drinking 1 White Ultra every day.

The original zero calorie sips master race.
Get on my level faggots

Sauce on windbreaker?

T R A F F I C S U C K S L O L

I got jewed by that too

It's always 2 for 4 for me bro youre lucky