Sexual Health Thread

Nnnnnnooo
>inb4 all girls are psychopathic

Hey guys, I know a whore I'm trying to get inside o, and she tells me she has this psychological disorder that acts up anytime she has too much dairy. What the fuck is it? What is she talking about? Aids?

it's been forever since i've had sex, and i look better than ever.

wtf is going on here?

tl;dr: how to find a nice guy when you're mtf??

Sounds like mad cow disease, she took the GOMAD meme too seriously at some point apparently

Had a chick who asked me to cut her (with a razor blade during sex)

Was hot during sex but after I felt really fucked up

Post how you look? You might think you’re a cute girl when in reality you look like a deformed masculine freak.

shit that's funny

...

You’re obviously a fat disgusting man.

Stop being a fucking failure and put back on your boy clothes, head to your local bar and get some pussy you mentally disturbed idiot.

post face

I like guys though...

Post better pic. I can’t fap to that one.

That's not even bad. Just change up your diet.

mix up your diet and squats for reps, bro

guys wont like you cause your stupid wrist tat

Then just be a gay man. Why be a pretend to be a woman? If you’re thinking you’re going to trick a straight man into sex looking like garbage then you’re a lunatic and you’ll probably end up getting murdered if you do make it that far.

If you want to fuck men, dress like one and go to a gay bar. Stop beating around the bush and over complicating things. You aren’t a woman and you never will be. Ever. If you can’t accept that then just slit your own throat tonight.

>a
three

Stop enabling this retarded queer. He’s going to get himself killed by a man he’s trying to bamboozle if he doesn’t kill himself first.

Yeah, she let me cum in her mouth And she swallowed

>implying he won't git big and absolutely demolish senpai's asshole
don't worry bro, we're all gonna make it. Never stop improving

nice cum stains on your mirror senpai

I'm all for trans rights, but you're on Veeky Forums, so this

Holy shit 99% of you are virgins

Tranny’s give the best blowjobs because they legitimately love sucking cock

yeah she was you're mom

>used to be skinny skele with long hair, didnt have many insecurities despite not being all that good looking, 6/7 maybe
>start to go bald
>start thinking i should get Veeky Forums
>start lifting and nofap
>feel absolutely disgusted with my weak skinny body, my 40 yr old dad tier hairline and my life in general
>feel completely and utterly worthless, dont even bother interacting with women because i feel i have literally nothing to give and feel horrendously unattractive
>haven't had sex in over 2 years when i used to have steady girlfriends
balding is just not fucking fair man
no fap has also absolutely killed my fucking libido dead, i dont even fucking twitch at girls basically flashing me at work

TOO GOOD

Very rarely are chicks psychopaths. You're way more than likely just coming across literal mentally unstable BPD chicks who are on weekly therapy sessions and a handful of pills. Dudes are always more chanced to be socio/psychopaths. But have fun with that mentally ill group of gash man

Sounds like she belongs in a looney bin.
How did you break up?

I have a bunch of red bumps on my dick that are kinda itchy sometimes, condom broke while I was smashing a chick off tinder about 3 months ago. Could it be herpes? Doesn't look like anything from google images, looks more like thrush or a fungal rash. Gonna get checked but just wondering if any anons had something similar.

I fucking hate condoms damn it.

I think the problem doesn't lie with going bald, it lies with the fact that you are feeling so shit about the situation. Make yourself the prize user, girls will follow. Young guys chase girls as if their tits were filled with money, don't bother.

i just don't feel like i have anything to offer now i'm getting older
before i at least had decent looks and ok game
now im getting older i should have a career but don't, my looks have gone because im bald and obviously having game doesn't mean shit if you're ugly/poor
i lift just to escape the pain honestly and pray that if i get big i can pull off being bald

well then get your ass working and start a career dude, what the fuck are you waiting for? get your nose to the grindstone and get working. you think it's rare for mid 30s guys to be banging 20 year olds?

a man has SO MUCH more to offer than looks, and luckily for us females don't peg as much to looks as males do to females. sure, if you're ugly it's gonna be tough but if you can prove you have other assets you will have no problem.

the best time to plant a tree was 10 years ago, the second best time is now friend.

How the fuck do you shoot cum instead of having it drip out?

Also is prostate simulation a meme or actually healthy?

search up Kegel exercises, basically building that PC muscle you use to pinch off your pee. gives stronger boners too, it's noice.

Point proven

Was her name Katie by chance? Sounds like something my ex would do desu

Married high on the crazy hot scale. Have to deal with crazy and eating disorders, but have a fucking gorgeous qt wife.

some dudes just come harder than others.

source: am basically gay, have fucked a few dudes and a good many of them just sort of dripped when they came, and it still sort of weirds me out. i don't think anything is wrong with you, just that your personal physiology doesn't allow you to shoot cum, nbd.

>prostate stimulation

the jury is probably still out regarding how it may or may not prevent cancer, else we'd probably see prostate massagers in walgreens and shit by now. but it does feel stupid good, so there's that.

I'm at the point where I'll pump enough spunk into the sucking mouth and throat of anything that was born with a cunt and opens her mouth for me.

Deep throat is probably not in the cards for me..it's pornstar long but goddamnit it's only 5.5 inches thick. It should be easy to deepthroat.

you're right
it's really difficult though, i have almost no education because i dropped out of college to look after my sister/girlfriend when my parents left and have just been doing retail/waitering, dead end shit since. I'm unburdened now (they both left) so i guess i could start going to night school or something if i get a stable job but currently my shifts dont allow for it.
Anyway enough whining from me i need to go eat and lift, thanks

Nope. I'm 27 and a virgin. I have no idea how sexual attraction between anyone works at all.

are you asexual? autistic?

>with girl for few nights laying on her bed
>talking flirting w/e
>5th night in I suggest we where pajamas
>get there we laying in bed
>she's just wearing panties and tank
>start talking about sex
>starts telling me how her blowjob skills are well known
>tell her I've never had a girl suck my dick
>She gave me a look like "well I guess I have to right now"
>she grabs my hand stuffs it into her panties
>so wet
>my dick gets hard like a diamond
>she rips my pants down
>puts my cock right in her mouth
>she starts swirling her tongue in a circular motion and going up and down
>holy fucking shit
>like 15minutes
>she takes off her panties
>gets on top of me
>rides me til we both cum
>gets up puts on panties
>goes and gives the dog a treat
>"the dog gets a treat anytime someone fucks in this house" she said.

Still one of the greatest nights of my life. She was a solid 8/10. I had just recently gotten Veeky Forums and she had hit me up on facebook.

no condom? watch that shit brother, herpes is everywhere nowadays

I really want sex. Nobody seems that attracted to me though, even though I'm tall and handsome. That, and most experiences I've had with women have been negative.

i had a fwb who would blow me all the time but would always end up with her teeth on my dick. there were times that I would start to go soft as she was sucking me because it would hurt. I don't know why but I never told her I would just pretend that it was awesome and tell her she was doing a good job but overall it hurt pretty bad. anybody else do this?

I just ended it. Nothing spectacular. She cried a lot but crazy gonna crazy.

Krystal. Maybe it’s a K thing.

wtf man why, didnt she ask you why you were going soft? just tell her it hurts and she needs to change up. communication is key for good sex, you think rape fetishes just materialize themselves during sex?

how do you guy get laid. how are you doing it so effortlessly. tell me

>talk to girls
>tell them what you want
>listen to what they want
>do what they want
>get what you want

Break the ice with something funny or a compliment. Introduce yourself. Ask for digits or ask on a date. Hit them up. Hang out. Make move. Have sex. Why is this so hard?

>talk to girls
You lost me there. How do you do that?

might help ya

worth the read user

>another user confirmed this one
wow, real fucking accreditation there!

kys mentally ill faggot

yes
>10 y/o me
>have freaky neighbor kid around my age
>always talked about porn and sex
>had a life sized stuffed charmander with a hole ripped in its crotch that he would use to fuck it
>one day in the woods he asks to see my penis
>I show him
>after playing in the woods we go to his house and he tells me to get into his bed
>he says he'll pretend to be a girl
>he proceeds to suck my dick

Its pretty interesting how there is never a good average on Veeky Forums

Its either virgins or complete slut/manwhores in these threads

I'm 22 and have had three sexual partners, one a long-term gf of three years (that later cheated on me), and two Tinder sluts.

I also had another two girls blow me but that's not really sex.

>wanted you to love her
>worshipped you

Focus on clenching the tip of your dick as hard as possible a few seconds before orgasm.

>Have had girls throwing themselves at me all my life
>1 bad BJ at 16 and 1 bad sex at 23
I really need to stop jerking off.

>It was me who confirmed?
Yeah
>Was I trying to samefag?
No,but it looked like it
Just take the advice if you want bro.

>you don't have to have 10/10 face and be fit to get laid
>just be chad
Great advice.

>>>/bigmouth/

Fuckkkkkkk the chick I am hooking up with now loves to bite me really fucking hard and she has drawn blood with her nails before.
I asked if she would cut me with a knife and she said she would.
Where should I have her cut me, Veeky Forums?

I'm 27 and I've had two sexual partners. I was in a relationship with both.

>sister/girlfriend

Sauce?

Throat

Every time I try getting a boner my taint area starts hurting

I don't know if it's an infection or pulled muscle but I've had this condition for over a year

Wat do
>hard mode: no doctor visits possible

Shoot lots of shots you’d be surprised how down girls are if you give them a bit of attention

>Having more than one sexual partner who you married first and only have sex with in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Manwhore.

Gonareha

Well i tried,have a nice life.

Thanks for the effort. I'd use all those points if I could actually put together a sentence, verbally, or even start talking to females out of the blue. Forget about making girl and her friends laugh.

How do I talk to a guy in the gym without it being creepy? The weight area is pretty intimidating so I mostly keep my head down. Also the guys there are usually in groups so they're hard to approach.

Strip naked and ask if they like it

Is it reverse me?
>met tinder slut at her house, she is not sexy dressed, she was literally cooking nuggets, after a while she eats it, put Netflix start cuddling,telling me she is tired af and might fall asleep.
>she brb with literally a jogging and a tank top
>I start to kiss her but she seems to not enjoying it or wanting to have sex.
>I insist on the kissing, I ruined a 30days nofap for this shit.
>end up having her sleeping on my chest when Im watching this fucking shit show.
Deleted me from tinder and snap 5days after.
GREAT.

I wouldn't approach a group.
If you want to approach guy who's alone look at what lifts he is doing and ask for advice/form check (but make sure he isn't dyel because if he lifts baby weights your cover will be blown) and from there hope he's not autistic.

yes, and I can sadly say from experience no bj in this universe is worth dealing with a psychopath, run for your fucking life

Exactly. Fuckin nutso.

This. Something like 10% of the population has a diagnosed disorder. Granted you can probably tack on a few percentage points for the actual number considering most cluster-b's do not seek help, only their victims. About 1.4% are BPD, and the ratio for women to men is 3:1. Next is NPD at 1%, and ASPD at 0.06% (actual psychos). The cluster-b's are the ones you have to look out for, they are life ruiners.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cluster_B_personality_disorders

I personally had to deal with one for over a year, though I wasn't dating her and had no interest in dating her (or fucking her). But the way she tried to manufacture the situation made it really fucking creepy.

Or maybe she changes her name after every partner. By now she's probably a Kourtney

BPD is so much worse than psychopathy, imho.

psychopaths will become obvious eventually and you can avoid them... borderline girls will always leave you guessing if you're a horrible person or if they are

>Ever had your cock sucked by a psychopath?
well ya, ive only been blown by women, theyre all psychopaths; you do the math

>when you so ugly she would rather netflix than fuck
desu

>you do the math
So zero

I kinda have to agree with you on that. Psychos are very brutal, but leave to many cracks in the game that you can question. BPD are honestly just unstable and can't tell up from down with their emotions, so when they behave off kilter it is not an act (like a psycho would put on) its honestly how they are feeling. Even if how they display it is all fucked up and manipulative. So it's harder to say "Yeah naw, you're a cunt" because all the manipulative shit they throw at you is coming from a real place for them, even if its the wrong place.

Dick. You don't deserve one

I avoided it
>She was obviously a massive size queen
>Would ask all her male friends their height and shoe size
>Because I have the biggest feet of anyone we know she was always interested in me
>Turned her down

Anyone in a relationship were none of you two wants pregnancy, but you like to fuck like rabbits. Do you use condoms all the time, or do you risk it and become a pull-out pro? Pills?