Too big for the gym

Who /dick so big don't got to lift/ here? My dick is 8.25 inches long. I don't need to lift weights lmao. Enjoy spending countless hours and countless dollars buying gym memberships and supplements.

Any big dick bros here? Dicklets stay mad.

It's the internet my guy, if you're gonna lie go all in.

Ex. I'm actually 8.7 inches soft, 10 inches erect, get on my level.

Cut or uncut?

Where my big dick bros? Feels good being a 1%er

You're a faggot

Uncut buddy boy.
Sorry buddy, don't need to lie. Stay sour sweetie. Your bitterness makes me feel even more good about having a big dick.

8.5x5.5 here, lift anyway???????? You can't flaunt your dick the way you can flaunt your body dumbass

>He thinks 8.25 inches is long
nice try dicklet

Whatever it takes to help ease the pain of your real life friend. Role play is completely excepted in today's society, no need to get angry.

>8.5"*5.5"
>5.5"

Literal definition of a pencil dick

r u gai

My dick is that big and I'm a kv.

No dude. I'm gay for pay though and I get paid well

my dick is 34 inches

He's lying retard. 8.5 and I've only had sex once. Big dick doesn't mean shit if you're too autistic to talk to females

Bet you're a poo in the loo skinlet, they are obsessed with dick size

6'6" 210 lb with 5.5" x 5.5" dick. The wife can't get enough of it. Being a dicklet is only bad if your goal is sluts and you don't think about the future.

I'm not lieing you shit Lord
I'll poo in your loo buddy

Your wife's face being mushroom slapped by superior cock is your future buddy.

I'm sure little dude

Haha dude show me your cock u little queer little toad u got a little botch dick don't h big faggot hahahaha

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>9.25inch long
>fucking 5.5 inch girth
why was I born a girthlet?

>6.8 inches length
>5.8 inches girth

Feels weird man, most girls can't really take it all the way but then again I only fuck small Asian girls so that may be it.

5.5 long 3 circumference
This has literally never been a problem for me. I don't know why people think it's a big deal lol

have you ever seen a person with down syndrome changing in the locker rooms? Their dicks are always fucking HUGE. That doesnt make them attractive to women. You're most likelya fat fuck that gets fat girl pussy.

> t. owner of 8 inch cock

Link?

8 3/8 x 6 1/4 on a good day. I lift because I'm legit thinking about getting into porn since I'd get paid 500-2.5k per shoot and live in an area where porn is popular.

>Thinking a big dick will get you laid
>Thinking people will believe your dick is that big
>Thinking you can just whip your dick out in public and get sex

Dicks aren't tits. No one knows how big it is until you're in the bedroom. Also,

>Thinking chicks actually want a legit 8x6
>Thinking most of them won't turn you down on the spot because it's too big for them and hurts

Absolute brainlet

That's not how straight porn works, sugar. You'll get 500 dollars and they will see if you can keep your big dick hard for 6 hours and cum when they want you too. If you manage that, they might start giving you better rates in the future. You also will need to be mostly smooth without razor burn and fully prepared for your female co star to be drugged out, fugly, or just a massive bitch. You need to be healthy and have safe sex ( if you give a female porn actress a disease or they even think you did you will be blackballed)

My dick is like a fucking sea worm. It is soft 3 inches and full girth is 7.63 inches hard. I don't fucking understand this. I have had to make myself erect to prove a point to people before. Why has God cursed me with the athletes dick.

I know how straight porn works. You start with solo scenes then work up to guy/girl scenes. Pay increases to 2.5k for experienced male pornstars.

>Assuming I won't be high as shit on Cialis and LSD too

I love people that come to Veeky Forums claiming how they don't need to lift because they are rich, have a big dick, are tall, etc.

Maybe you don't need to lift to get a girl, but you are clearly insecure enough by the presence of a real man that you feel the need to come to Veeky Forums and make a garbage thread like this.

What ever helps u sleep at night sweetie

8x6 here. I would probably trade half inch of length for girth Tbh. I go to the gym because I like seeing progress

>this thread
>not a single dick posted
P O T T E R Y

>non-argument

Proving my point DYEL

It's a blue-board. You'd get banned for posting your wang.

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This
Besides, racist demagogues have been using BBC as a way to rile up the losers and shill trash to idiots.
I don't think that would go over too well.
That and the huge amount of LGBTQA and lack of girls means that it will be seen/masturbated too by an audience I didn't intend to show it too.

Why would I argue with a retarded cave mongrel?

Imgur exists.

>is nigger
>thinks anyone cares about his dick

Big dicks are only impressive on white men, sorry.

>500-2.5k per shoot and live in an area where porn is popular.

500 for straight
2.5K for gay

You responded to my post.
So you must care on some level.

I know.
I couldn't do it. Had to jack off in a room with a lot of dudes, then I'd have to let some producer dude suck my dick or fuck him in the ass.

Then there's that what kind of porn that I would end up doing. I couldn't do it.

If you think you're hot enough for porn and you aren't gay, you're better off just becoming a webcam model

I don't. I'm probably ugly as fuck.

I just have that look from the neck down..
Tall well built fairly hair black guy with a large dick BEFORE I use the drugs and pumps and surgeries.
Can even control how much and when I cum and maintain wood for 2 hours(nothing special apparently)
Problem is that I'd have to go through a lot of dudes to bang the girls and the girls and pay are apparently not worth it

There might be more money in being a webcam model, but there's even more in being a fitness celeb and insagramanwhore and no risk of disease or people finding vids of me pounding out random porn stars. .

no woman cares you’re being obtuse

7.2 inch here

>9.5 inches long
>7 Inches girth

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WITH THIS
I DONT WANT SLOOT
I JUST WANT A QT
BUT IVE GOT RAPIST DICK

larpers are so cringe

>thread about big dicks
>no big dicks anywhere

Post benis bls

Stop obsessing over your dick moron

>Have big dick
>Got swole
>Have good looks

Why not have all 3?

>He doesn't know the dicklet cutoff was raised to 8.3

>tfw you will never fully satisfy a woman
feels bad mane