Tfw your normal amount of shampoo suddenly becomes way too much

>tfw your normal amount of shampoo suddenly becomes way too much

I pooped in my kitchen sink a couple hours ago and it's still sitting there

I don't know this feel

My point is the whole house smells awful

...

why haven't you cleaned it yet user

Its a very large turd and I am frightened

>tfw just entered into Norwood 2.5

When does this nightmare end?

Anybody else know this feel?

It's early June the birds are singing the trees a swingin. Everyone knows it's the best time to deploy, the boys. Us we are the boys. The bald boys. Deep in the wild there is not a single child, the children turned into boys. Us boys filled up with tequila, spiced rum, warm beers and pickle spears. Without a mention, the boys drunk as fuck into another dimension. Massive fires only, no bitches; lonely. Armed with cold steel blades and power, the boys slice shit up for an hour. Big dirty big boy dumps. Red engorged mosquito bumps. The boys bitten and shitten. Bald noggins are throbbin. Drink after drink dehydrated boys they become. Booger boys. Cool as fuck suave as shit. Boy time for the best boys. Sneaking into the birch trees to have a wank, bored bald boys beating off. Whackin jackin never slackin these boys know how to get their slap on. Sitting around on stump crackin beers drinkin jokes. Happy bald boys. No more toys for these boys theyre the top crop.