Eternal /fph/

eternal /fph/

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>no one else's business
These people think healthcare is a right.

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Thats trigglypuff right?

FUCK OFF HEALTH FASCISTS GO BACK TO /POL/

is this fat bait?

You rage you lose
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How long did you last?
>me: barely a minute

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I was just about to eat..

Is he turning into actual butter?

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So a fatty came over my house and when I offered water or tea to drink, he asked for soda.
I told him I don't keep soda in the house and he was flabbergasted.
After an awkward silence. He asked for juice, which I told him I also didn't have.
He ended up asking for tea with milk and sugar.

>be desperate virgin
>horny enough to fuck oranges
>must somehow find puss to pop
>plunder local Kik groups
>meet hambeast
>hambeast says she's not a slut but we meet and makeout anyway
>did not have the best of times. Smells lingered in the car
>tells me I'm a good kisser
>"thanks I guess"
>ditch pumpkin and find another mouth to mop
>actually have sex. Was a good first time. I am immensely proud.
>dumped virginity and cut ties with the woman I lost it to.
>now fast forward a few months.
>am righteously horny. Grapefruit horny.
>peruse my hunting grounds again to find the hambeast is still perusing as well. She messages me.
>I ditched her yet she still seems interested.
>pretends she's neither mad nor desperate as she's entering my home to presumably bone.
Told her that I wasn't ready, even though I'd already had sex by that point
>things happen and it come time for me to go down on this circle.
>ohgodthesmell.jpg
>I hold back vomit and finger my way to her squirting climax.
For some reason I'm actually good at sex though I never get it.
>she tells me my mouth game is weak. Hold back he urge to vomit on her floppy tits.
>it now comes time for the condom. She begins batting benis
>I whine "no" under my breath quietly
>she's confused
>"heh Heh. Um. Guess I'm still not ready..."
>she rolls her eyes and give me what she thinks is a sexy look and begins to rub my very flaccid penis above my boxers.
>she continues like this until she is obviously tired. No stamina anyway.
>I fake an orgasm just to get her to stop.
>"haha I'm good with my hands" she says smugly.
>I then fake chest pain to get her to leave.
>"I need my meds"
>she leaves finally.
Never again.

>>ditch pumpkin and find another mouth to mop
>>actually have sex. Was a good first time. I am immensely proud.
Was she also fat?

No she was healthy and relatively thin. I respect her so no pics. You wouldn't want to see the hambeast

If you needed to fuck and you didn't care what the other person looked like, why didn't you just fuck your dog?

Jesus, really? What the fuck. How can these ‘people’ not go an hour without sugar.

post the fuckn hambeast

you are what you eat taken to a whole new level

because you respect more your dog than a one night stand

You would think mercy kill would be more than applicable in this situation. Even if he loses weight what life quality can he really have.

Post the hambeast you nigger

I’ll take people who deserve to get run over for 100 please Alex.

is that Trigglypuff?

never knew something so round could be so edgy

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AAAARRRRGHHH FUCKING POP OFF JAMES

she shouldn't worry about us thinking shes disgusting for eating in front of us, we already think shes disgusting.

That fucking filename is gold

>I then fake chest pain to get her to leave.
>"I need my meds"
kek

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Disgusting...
Why can't we let Fat People die in their filth?

> White people fuck

P O S T
T H E
H A M B E A S T

Underrated

Based Dr Now buttblasting more butter barges:

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How one man can put up with these lying hambeasts every day and not lose all faith in humanity, i dont know how he does it.

kek Barnacle bill.webm

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alright... no bully pls

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i dont want to bully or anything but, you need some self control man, how much time did you go without sex? 4-6 months?
I've been completely dry for about 7 years and still wont go that low

i knew he was sitting

>youtube.com/watch?v=Tblq-Gj_E3o
Holy shit. How can you not want to get up and move after being in a hospital bed for 5 days?
I'm currently also bedridden (2 broken vertebrae) and can only do very slow and careful movements, but on day 2 in the hospital, I got me some physiotherapist to help me how do do basic movements and light walking without fucking up my back even more.
I don't fucking understand. Don't they get what kind of 2nd chance those fuckers are given?

That thing is Jewish by the way, to no one's surprise. I forgot its name.
Doing the good ol' "us white people are evil ;^)" routine.

>implying /pol/ isn't the fattest board

>Implying that /pol/ doesn't hate itself.

47 seconds

>me and younger sister were slim and athletic our entire lives
>we both stopped doing organized sports around when high school ended
>i started at university, joined the gym
>sister basically had a free ride with her boyfriend who was in the process of taking over his fathers transport business
>decided she was doing an arts degree at another university
>got on that SJW tumblr shit hard
>started ballooning out
>boyfriend left her because he asked her to lose weight and she lost her mind
>went full militant hambeast
>moved in with university hambeast friends
>is convinced i'm evil because i go to the gym
>i try my best to see her, but the meeting point is always a food place
>starts on her rants when i don't order the triple cheeseburger mayonnaise deluxe oil fuckfest like she does
>hasn't talked to me in nearly 6 months because i suggested her new numerous health problems were related to her poor diet

i just want my sister back

nothing of value was lost

I know its hard, her beign your sister, but if you go down that way is because there's something wrong with your brain and can hardly be changed

Fucking hell just as I started eating

is this real? Looks fun

>File name

El goblino....

>is convinced i'm evil because i go to the gym
wait till she learn you frequent Veeky Forums
your sister is dead user, better forget about it while you can

I know this feel, but this happened with my older sister, who I was never very close with, she is now 31 and married to a ok fat dude, but they are full time SJWs

EL ABOMINACION

FPH threads have been around since before /pol/ existed.

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>"Bacon, chipsh, chicken dippersh, stup like aut."
Kek, lasted 2:40

Nice source faggot. Trusting micro images on an image board, you must be one kind of stupid

People Fuck White

huh?

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Look at the older guy's arm twitching, he's struggling to keep just the leg up.

Does anyone have, or does anyone want to work together to make, a giant collage of the fattest people? I want to use it as a wallpaper to make me stop eating bad.

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fuck

is lee a boy or a girl

PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE PEOPLE
WHITE WHITE WHITE WHITE WHITE

>tfw fatty at a party called me a sociopath because I said I don't drink soda.
She said it when things were kinda quiet too :(
I didn't even do anything bad to this bitch. She started talking to me. I feel like such a soyboy rn

He just said he was a virgin

MY SIDES

many people wish they didnt drink soda

possibly her too

She was obviously uncomfortable enough to call you out on it. So you should have called her a fatty to even the situation out. Bonus points if it was funny enough to get the other people to laugh.

Well I mean, she's technically correct.

>some qt comes over twice a day
>to wipe your ass

RULE BRITANNIA

>that thing is female

I would have sworn it was a boy looking at the face

Fucking well played

hi I'm not here for the job interview

Wha.....? I thought it was a male with some man boobs, ffs.

That's when you laugh and say "sorry I don't drink diabetes juice"

thanks theresa

I feel so bad for you user.

Why did you fuck a fat guy?

Isn't that the fat girl from that video where she tries to start a chant during a college event and the video zooms out to review that qt making an embarassed face?

Yep. Her name is Trigglypuff.

seconding this, can we get a collage going? can someone else do the work while I reap the benefits? isnt there a collage already?

>using stone as a measurment

Kek

>Not using weight as a currency
Pathetic

he went after her before and AFTER losing virginity

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we've gone too far

Not drinking soda either and its fucking awesome dude. Keep it up.

>3:30
Fuck you suzzy or however you spell your skank name

holy fuck

it's contagious

Looks like Joey from Joey's supercoolfoodreviews


I'm baaaaacccckkkk