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>at gym
>just finished failing pathetic 5x5 45kg OHP
>40-something dyel passes by with a coach
>smiling he says "Well, I don't have those arms!"
It's the small things

what's pathetic about a 45kg press?

asking for a friend.

>be me
>walking along a mostly empty road by office complex
>Chrysler 300 rolls up
>window rolls down, well dressed negroid dude
>preparetogivedirections.exe
>he says "excuse me, but I just wanted to say, you've got a real nice ass"
>"haha... uh, thanks, man"
>stares for a sec, makes an "mmm" sound
>drives off

It's something, I guess

That's unironically achievable in 2-3 months. Nowhere near completed noob gains.

MADE FOR BBC

is 55kg The Press good at 66kg bodyweight?

I guess it is, but why are you 66kg? Are you like 166cm tall? If you are over 170cm you really need to step your game up.

>be tall dyel
>be squatting something pathetic with questionable form
>half dozen meaty manlets spotting each other 2pl8 bench
>qt3.14 walks in and chooses the far corner nearest to me to do her bodyweight memercises facing me when there's an entire open floor available
>finish 5x5s and move to cable machine for crunches
>roastie who was previously next to my rack walks across the room to use the machine directly behind me
When I catch up to these manlets they won't stand a chance.

im 178cm i just dont like eating and being strongish ottermode is fine by me

Your genetic max can unironically be like 90kg 12%bf if you are of average genetics. However to get there you need 10 years of trying hard to get good lifts and also to not stay lean year round, because it's just not an optimal state to put on mass. I mean, if you think you look great lean then yeah understandable, but now you are a skeleton with no almost no mass. You can bulk for 2 months now and then cut for the summer.
I'm almost lifting for 2 years now, 178cm 80kg, I never do vertical presses and once I tried maxing out I did 31kg one arm dumbbell standing press for 5 reps.
TLDR; Put some fucking mass and you are gonna look much better.

unironically kys

Why is some not-even-two-years-of-lifting DYEL who doesn't press at least once a week posting on my fitness forum?

>be cute twink
>always getting teenage girl mires
>decide to stop being lazy and start lifting
>over half a year and body looks a lot better
>grow out facial hair
>recently shaved head
>realise i'll no longer get teenage girl mires now that i no longer look 16
>go outside to ride bike/get some shopping
>teenage girl mires still there
>now featuring the lesser spotted older woman mires

Don't let your height get to your head, matey... I'm 6'5. I'm the TALLEST in the GYM... I am.. nah jk there's always like 2-3 people about my height, all bigger. Eh well. European universities.

How mad are you right now?

>at school library
>sit near by oneitis ex without realizing.
>I sit with a group of girls that range from 5 to 8/10.
>they all secretly check me out as I bury my head to the notebook
>occasionally cross eyes with the ex
>I was /fat/ while with her.
>only reason why I didn’t work out was she would get panic attacks whenever I opened the topic of gym.
>Now 175lbs, with decent biceps and a good progress for the legs.
>thin layered fat stomach.
>I can now wear tight shirts to show off muscles with pride
>Catch her with a frowning face after checking me out
>skinny twig of a snake, one of her old friends comes by,
>they study together for a while
>he is trying to cheer her up but doesn’t work
>feels good

>She leaves after a while
>notice there are a shit ton of solid 7/10s and a few 8-9/10s sitting by.
>they all check me out whenever I yawn because I only slept 4 hours last night.
>an 8/10 over the next table loudly sighs as I walk by
>catch them looking at my ass as I walk out for a smoke.

Feels good, fellas.

>be me (skinnyfat but been lifting consistently for the past few months mostly recomping)
>see aunt yesterday
>she says "wow user you've lost a lot of weight, you must be getting really close to a six pack!" (not really close at all tho lulz)
>says my shoulders also look much wider and my pecs look bigger

not a full-blown mire but still, feltgoodman.exe

Never mired for my body honestly. Some people occasionally notice I lift, but most people have to ask me instead of assuming.

Is this the natty life?

Good for you user, keep lifting bro

Whoever made this just has a SPH kink

I got 2 mires recently
>Walking down the street
>Car stops 20 feet from me at a red light
>It's a guy driving and a 8/10 qt3.14 in the passenger seat
>The guy is talking to her gesturing something with his hands
>Look at the girl
>We lock eyes for 2 seconds and I look away
>Walk past the car and look at her again
>She never even looked away
>Wink at her as I pass by since I got nothing to lose and I like winking at people
>She smiles just as I lose sight of her
Getting mired by girls with their boyfriend's or any guy that's next to them is my favorite kind of mire

And today
>Decided to take up kickboxing
>Training are mixed guys and girls since lots of space
>As I get there some cute blonde putting on bandages is eyeing me
>I just stand there for a minute not knowing if I got something wrong since it's like 10 girls in the hall
>Ask the blonde if I accidentally came to the girls group
>She smiles and says no
>I go change and we start training
>I'm literally the tallest and strongest guy of them all
>Catch the cute blonde looking at me like 10 times
>Catch other girls looking to

Being 6'3 and decently buff feels nice

Some drunk roastie slapped my ass while I was pumping gas then ran away laughing into a car full of more drunk roasties. Not really a mire but its been a while since a girl touched me.

You were visited by the Booty Warrior?

>get in crowded elevator
>bunch of people start leaving
>me and this qt eye contact a bit
>I think nothing of it
>last batch of people leave
>her an old lady and me are left
>for no reason she moves next me
>I look intently at her
>she’s looking/sensing my gaze upon her peripherally
>she’s blushing and trying not to smile
>my dick brah
>My floor comes and I nose laugh and say goodnight to her
>her voice cracks and says bye
>mfw I felt like a literal god
>mfw this sort of shit makes me not wanna have a gf (long distance)
Fuck boys... what were the chances she was my soulmate, lives in my building apparently too

About 110% you faggot

You had better bang that old lady.