Welp. I think I just fucked up bad and it's all your fault Veeky Forums

Welp. I think I just fucked up bad and it's all your fault Veeky Forums.

>doing bent over rows in a tucked away corner of the gym, trying not to get in the way
>notice this tiny little cutie on the other side of the gym doing squats
>look over at her little plump ass between sets for the quick testo boost
>count her reps because I'm autistic
>on rep 5, she braps from the squat
>it's glorious
>it literally sounds like ten thousand whips being cracked at once
>I hear it clearly over the music in my headphones and so does everyone in the gym
>I don't want to harp on this, but if you recorded every woman's brap for 2000+ years, you might never get another one quite like that
>something just comes over me
>I've gotta have it
>daddy needs the smell
>I run over to her, almost tripping over the bar in my excitement
>I try to keep my composure so it's not quite a run, but I'm moving fast, kind of like when an adult has imminent diarrhea but wants to keep his dignity
>she's all red and flustered, it's literally the most SEXUAL scene I've ever witnessed in the gym
>gotta go fast, the brap is dissipating
>I almost plow into a guy doing farmer's walk because I'm under the brap spell and I'm not looking at where I'm going
>get there
>remember the sommelier class I took once that said you have to take many small whiffs of the product to really get the full aroma
>it smells kinda like a rotten onion
>realize I didn't think this through and I have nothing to say to her
>I've just been standing there, sniffing her farts
>I'm pretty sure she saw my nostrils move
>quick, say something you autist
"You have good squat."
>she just looks at me
>I mumble and pretend like I'm there to grab clips, then run back over to my little corner
>do my remaining sets with two clips on each side of the bar like a true retard

Fuck you Veeky Forums for turning me into a brap maniac.

L O N D O N

A H M E D

>it smelled like rotten onions
enjoy those gains bro

please tell me this is real

>>daddy needs the smell

>smelling a girl's fart

I hope you're meming and you're not actually this pathetic.

do girls ever have male brap fetish?

kek, i thoroughly enjoyed this. thank you op

at what weight deadlift do you receive a brapawg gf

I'm at 585 and still no braphog gf.

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thanks for the kek op

This board is truly for retards by retards.

What the fuck. The autism and degeneracy of Veeky Forums never ceases to amaze me.

>Fuck you Veeky Forums for turning me into a brap maniac.

Ohh no buddy, this is ALL YOU. Fucking subhuman. Entertaining read though

>fart
>sexual
kys

fake and gay

Haven't laughed like this in minutes.
8/10, would consider screencapping.

keep going man you're almost there.

>not saying "is that....eggs i smell?"
never gonna make it

If this is true, you're a disgusting person. I need brain bleach to wipe the idea from my mind that people who enjoy farts sexually even exist.

If story, breddy gud, gave me cringe.

Probably a shitty pasta but it made me laugh. On upvote OP.

>desperately trying to become a meme

Fuck off

This is why I visit Veeky Forums

"I've gotta have it, daddy needs the smell."

Has brap posting gone too far?

theres no such place

Whats the problem? Sounds good to me. Did the smell give you a boost?

This was a quality post

Big if true

>Not going over there and letting one rip of equal magnitude to establish dominance and relieve her embarrassment.

>>I've gotta have it
>>daddy needs the smell

GET ME IN THE SCREENSHOT

anyone got that gif of the dude get brapped by a giantess and nutting?

I have it, but I hear people are getting banned over it and I'm addicted to shitposting.

>I'm under the brap spell
Fuck lmao. I can't get enough of these dumb posts, like the one yesterday where the chick fell on the guy's face. Unfortunately I'm actually becoming kind of turned on by braps now as well.

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sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...onions I smell?

>she braps from the squat

post it somewhere else and then link me. just go to /gif/ and post it anywhere senpai.

i'm looking forward to a reference to this in the next new years comic.

dat gap, fuggggg

Quality brap post

Do you anons ever feel like we're in too deep?

Like we've passed a point sometime in the past where this kind of shit became acceptable, didn't even notice it, and we are just kind of rolling with it now?

I remember coming here for the first itme around 5 years ago for bench and squat advice. Now it's onions and braps.

put me in the screenbrap

>do my remaining sets with two clips on each side of the bar like a true retard
kek seems relatable somehow

>daddy needs the smell

>daddy needs the smell
>"You have good squat."
>two clips on each side
u fukr

Quality

Its just newfriends learning to shitpost and misguidedly trying to Veeky Forums in. Dont pay them any attention.

I wish this were real

Lmaaaaooo

Ok, bud, since you really want it.

Same here. I'm on day 5 of nofap and this makes my dick really hard. I thought this was gonna fix me

> she was not wearing her squat plug
> never gonna make it

I guess you just have to roll with it. Who are you to deny the brap?

Yeah I'm on day 9. Hold strong!
Just gonna nofap until I get a brap-gf to cuddle with

>I almost plow into a guy doing farmer's walk because I'm under the brap spell and I'm not looking at where I'm going

What a fucking pathetic story. Kys OP seriously

you dont belong here

>daddy needs the smell

that is low even for r9k tier faggots

mean bully

>mfw that thigh gap

You have never been intimate with a woman if you unironically want to/did this.
Havent had such a good laugh in the last 2 hours.

Don't ruin the moment with words. Just flex a cep and get outta there with your dignity.

>daddy needs the smell
>nigga what

>remember the sommelier class I took once that said you have to take many small whiffs of the product to really get the full aroma
fucking kek

It's definitely not wrong, but I'm not sure if it applies to smelling farts in public.

>he doesn't watch brazilian farting porn between sets for dat there test boost
never gonna make it

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>daddy needs the smell

I feel so sorry for the girl
She probably wants to tell someone about the weirdo who sniffed her fart but doesn't want to admit to letting out a huge brap in the gym

>She probably wants to tell someone about the weirdo who sniffed her fart but doesn't want to admit to letting out a huge brap in the gym

this

an internal conflict this severe will ruin a female's life forever

She could just say she saw it and not admit to being the brapper.

I hope you realize that you're a rapist now.

>the brap spell

Quite...

>it literally sounds like ten thousand whips being cracked at once

>implying she didn't secretly enjoy being worshiped for the brap-goddess that she is

It’s the perfect stalemate. OP is a braptastic genius

>she's all red and flustered, it's literally the most SEXUAL scene I've ever witnessed in the gym

Oh lord why is this so funny

Probably because you can relate to it as a dude. Not the brapping part obviously, but that feeling of being completely overwhelmed by your horniness and wanting to do something stupid.

I never thought I'd ever write something this retarded but
>tfw no brapsquat qt at my gym

>daddy needs the smell

How do I upvote this?

"daddy needs the smell" fucking kek!!!

made my day .
never change Veeky Forums

>>remember the sommelier class I took once that said you have to take many small whiffs of the product to really get the full aroma
TOPKEK

The part when you mention smelling the fart like wine was a nice touch

am i getting old or is this not just as funny as people make it out to be

>daddy needs the smell
what is so funny about this

>tfw no braphog gf

>he didn't get onto his knees, spread her ass cheeks and plant his nose in her brapper

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>He didn't tear out her buttplug, spread her cheeks and plant his nose directly into her rectum.

Thats clearly a pantsuit

im dumb

Sometimes, I consider giving up Veeky Forums then an autistic gem like this comes along.

>this thread has nearly 100 replies
>the threads I post with scientific articles die with fewer than a dozen replies
wtf Veeky Forums?

Science is hard. Everyone can relate to braps.

I'm glad I came back to Veeky Forums
Add me in the screencap please.