Welp. I think I just fucked up bad and it's all your fault Veeky Forums.
>doing bent over rows in a tucked away corner of the gym, trying not to get in the way >notice this tiny little cutie on the other side of the gym doing squats >look over at her little plump ass between sets for the quick testo boost >count her reps because I'm autistic >on rep 5, she braps from the squat >it's glorious >it literally sounds like ten thousand whips being cracked at once >I hear it clearly over the music in my headphones and so does everyone in the gym >I don't want to harp on this, but if you recorded every woman's brap for 2000+ years, you might never get another one quite like that >something just comes over me >I've gotta have it >daddy needs the smell >I run over to her, almost tripping over the bar in my excitement >I try to keep my composure so it's not quite a run, but I'm moving fast, kind of like when an adult has imminent diarrhea but wants to keep his dignity >she's all red and flustered, it's literally the most SEXUAL scene I've ever witnessed in the gym >gotta go fast, the brap is dissipating >I almost plow into a guy doing farmer's walk because I'm under the brap spell and I'm not looking at where I'm going >get there >remember the sommelier class I took once that said you have to take many small whiffs of the product to really get the full aroma >it smells kinda like a rotten onion >realize I didn't think this through and I have nothing to say to her >I've just been standing there, sniffing her farts >I'm pretty sure she saw my nostrils move >quick, say something you autist "You have good squat." >she just looks at me >I mumble and pretend like I'm there to grab clips, then run back over to my little corner >do my remaining sets with two clips on each side of the bar like a true retard
Fuck you Veeky Forums for turning me into a brap maniac.
Ryder Bailey
L O N D O N
Jeremiah Cox
A H M E D
Benjamin Collins
>it smelled like rotten onions enjoy those gains bro
Joshua Flores
please tell me this is real
Henry Walker
>>daddy needs the smell
Brody Hall
>smelling a girl's fart
I hope you're meming and you're not actually this pathetic.
Christopher Rodriguez
do girls ever have male brap fetish?
Gabriel Richardson
kek, i thoroughly enjoyed this. thank you op
Matthew Perez
at what weight deadlift do you receive a brapawg gf
Brandon Young
I'm at 585 and still no braphog gf.
Nathaniel Phillips
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Evan White
thanks for the kek op
Alexander Rivera
This board is truly for retards by retards.
Ryan Ramirez
What the fuck. The autism and degeneracy of Veeky Forums never ceases to amaze me.
Ryder Jenkins
>Fuck you Veeky Forums for turning me into a brap maniac.
Ohh no buddy, this is ALL YOU. Fucking subhuman. Entertaining read though
Luis Harris
>fart >sexual kys
Aiden Reyes
fake and gay
Leo Smith
Haven't laughed like this in minutes. 8/10, would consider screencapping.
Ethan Reyes
keep going man you're almost there.
Jaxson Thomas
>not saying "is that....eggs i smell?" never gonna make it
Jordan Rogers
If this is true, you're a disgusting person. I need brain bleach to wipe the idea from my mind that people who enjoy farts sexually even exist.
If story, breddy gud, gave me cringe.
Nicholas Rogers
Probably a shitty pasta but it made me laugh. On upvote OP.
Elijah Martinez
>desperately trying to become a meme
Fuck off
Carson Morales
This is why I visit Veeky Forums
Nathaniel Brown
"I've gotta have it, daddy needs the smell."
Ryan Thompson
Has brap posting gone too far?
Charles Wilson
theres no such place
Matthew Myers
Whats the problem? Sounds good to me. Did the smell give you a boost?
Alexander Rivera
This was a quality post
Levi Green
Big if true
Jason Baker
>Not going over there and letting one rip of equal magnitude to establish dominance and relieve her embarrassment.
Mason Wood
>>I've gotta have it >>daddy needs the smell
GET ME IN THE SCREENSHOT
Ryder Bailey
anyone got that gif of the dude get brapped by a giantess and nutting?
Carson Martinez
I have it, but I hear people are getting banned over it and I'm addicted to shitposting.
Tyler Barnes
>I'm under the brap spell Fuck lmao. I can't get enough of these dumb posts, like the one yesterday where the chick fell on the guy's face. Unfortunately I'm actually becoming kind of turned on by braps now as well.
Nathan Mitchell
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Connor Myers
sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...onions I smell?
Ian Baker
>she braps from the squat
Sebastian Wilson
post it somewhere else and then link me. just go to /gif/ and post it anywhere senpai.
Tyler Baker
i'm looking forward to a reference to this in the next new years comic.
Levi Scott
dat gap, fuggggg
Carter Reyes
Quality brap post
Eli Wood
Do you anons ever feel like we're in too deep?
Like we've passed a point sometime in the past where this kind of shit became acceptable, didn't even notice it, and we are just kind of rolling with it now?
I remember coming here for the first itme around 5 years ago for bench and squat advice. Now it's onions and braps.
Charles Thomas
put me in the screenbrap
Ryan Gutierrez
>do my remaining sets with two clips on each side of the bar like a true retard kek seems relatable somehow
Jaxson Johnson
>daddy needs the smell
Nathan Garcia
>daddy needs the smell >"You have good squat." >two clips on each side u fukr
Aiden Smith
Quality
Anthony Baker
Its just newfriends learning to shitpost and misguidedly trying to Veeky Forums in. Dont pay them any attention.
Carson Johnson
I wish this were real
Henry Powell
Lmaaaaooo
Cameron Ward
Ok, bud, since you really want it.
William Wilson
Same here. I'm on day 5 of nofap and this makes my dick really hard. I thought this was gonna fix me
Jordan Lopez
> she was not wearing her squat plug > never gonna make it
Bentley Clark
I guess you just have to roll with it. Who are you to deny the brap?
Christopher White
Yeah I'm on day 9. Hold strong! Just gonna nofap until I get a brap-gf to cuddle with
Jayden Thompson
>I almost plow into a guy doing farmer's walk because I'm under the brap spell and I'm not looking at where I'm going
Daniel Nguyen
What a fucking pathetic story. Kys OP seriously
Cooper Bell
you dont belong here
William Powell
>daddy needs the smell
Samuel Cox
that is low even for r9k tier faggots
Blake Murphy
mean bully
Adrian Bailey
>mfw that thigh gap
Lincoln Lee
You have never been intimate with a woman if you unironically want to/did this. Havent had such a good laugh in the last 2 hours.
Zachary Wright
Don't ruin the moment with words. Just flex a cep and get outta there with your dignity.
Ryan Wood
>daddy needs the smell >nigga what
Gabriel Allen
>remember the sommelier class I took once that said you have to take many small whiffs of the product to really get the full aroma fucking kek
Austin Mitchell
It's definitely not wrong, but I'm not sure if it applies to smelling farts in public.
Brandon Barnes
>he doesn't watch brazilian farting porn between sets for dat there test boost never gonna make it
James Long
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Dylan Reed
>daddy needs the smell
Ethan Cox
I feel so sorry for the girl She probably wants to tell someone about the weirdo who sniffed her fart but doesn't want to admit to letting out a huge brap in the gym
Charles Howard
>She probably wants to tell someone about the weirdo who sniffed her fart but doesn't want to admit to letting out a huge brap in the gym
this
an internal conflict this severe will ruin a female's life forever
Carter Moore
She could just say she saw it and not admit to being the brapper.
Carter Lewis
I hope you realize that you're a rapist now.
Tyler Clark
>the brap spell
Elijah Thomas
Quite...
Isaiah Davis
>it literally sounds like ten thousand whips being cracked at once
Robert Hall
>implying she didn't secretly enjoy being worshiped for the brap-goddess that she is
Mason Lewis
It’s the perfect stalemate. OP is a braptastic genius
Connor Watson
>she's all red and flustered, it's literally the most SEXUAL scene I've ever witnessed in the gym
Oh lord why is this so funny
David Moore
Probably because you can relate to it as a dude. Not the brapping part obviously, but that feeling of being completely overwhelmed by your horniness and wanting to do something stupid.
Nolan Sanchez
I never thought I'd ever write something this retarded but >tfw no brapsquat qt at my gym
Parker Moore
>daddy needs the smell
How do I upvote this?
Charles Thomas
"daddy needs the smell" fucking kek!!!
Ryder Perry
made my day . never change Veeky Forums
Camden Clark
>>remember the sommelier class I took once that said you have to take many small whiffs of the product to really get the full aroma TOPKEK
Caleb Moore
The part when you mention smelling the fart like wine was a nice touch
Tyler Powell
am i getting old or is this not just as funny as people make it out to be
>daddy needs the smell what is so funny about this
Evan Wilson
>tfw no braphog gf
Matthew Cruz
>he didn't get onto his knees, spread her ass cheeks and plant his nose in her brapper
Brody Morris
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Justin Lee
>He didn't tear out her buttplug, spread her cheeks and plant his nose directly into her rectum.
Isaiah Walker
Thats clearly a pantsuit
Kayden Cooper
im dumb
Andrew Foster
Sometimes, I consider giving up Veeky Forums then an autistic gem like this comes along.
Dylan Garcia
>this thread has nearly 100 replies >the threads I post with scientific articles die with fewer than a dozen replies wtf Veeky Forums?
Henry Scott
Science is hard. Everyone can relate to braps.
Benjamin Thompson
I'm glad I came back to Veeky Forums Add me in the screencap please.